The most intelligent gamer in the history of mankind.
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This smart individual has the most educated opinion on all types of games and their respective fanbases. He knows for a fact that all PC gamers are socially awkward nerds that play [b]World at Warcraft[/b] and that Killzone 3 has the worst controls in the history of gaming. Not only that, his speech is very comprehensive and he manages to stay on topic at all times all while avoiding speech-fillers such as "you know" and "uhm." Brilliant. The rest of his videos have a similar, amazing amount of quality. This man is in the ranks of "Gamer of the Decade" with WingsofRedemption, OnlyUseMeBlade, WhiteScopesHD, and so on.
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As you can tell from this video, he accepts all forms of gameplay and all game-related choices. He clearly keeps himself calm as he exclaims his non-biased opinions on a popular medium of entertainment. In addition to that, he has a great understanding of weapon terminology. He knows that firearms [i]clearly[/i] use [url=http://gyazo.com/9d7beea118ac4e499a574c6bec45fcd6.png]clips[/url] instead of [url=http://gyazo.com/7a28c6e49addc8e310c47b72ed552e85.png]magazines.[/url] Not only that, but he knows for a fact that sub-machine guns are in no way a smaller, more compact version of larger rifles, but, infact, [b]MACHINE GUNS[/b]. And for a final miraculous touch of genius, his pluralization of SMG is absolutely perfect.
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New video! He states his opinion on the PS3 version of BLops.
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world at warcraft
his raging and his not very smart ether.
He should go play call of duty than he can rage about Crysis 2.
"I already know this game is going to be successful... because it's on Xbox."
:frog:
Was he seriously knocking a game for being "unrealistically fun"? :v:
I'll never play it in a million years
UNLESS IT'S PORTED TO XBOX
sigh
He doesn't seem that dumb to me.
[editline]4th March 2011[/editline]
seems like you guys are just offended
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;28432246]He doesn't seem that dumb to me.
[editline]4th March 2011[/editline]
seems like you guys are just offended[/QUOTE]
you should subscribe to him
and comment on all his videos saying "ya fukk those PC nurdes gaming is forr consoles"
Oh look a clueless console gamer, how surprising.
Wait, I don't understand, did he knock Mortal Kombat?
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I knew it was gonna be bad once the guy started talking like white trash and the rap started playing.
You can always tell when an American gamer is playing, because they like to find anything to boast about even when they're doing absolutely shit.
Oh god not Fistdacuffs.
This guy has got to be the biggest douche in the history of youtube.
[QUOTE]only thing i do on pc is enjoy my porn. gaming is* for my xbox and ps3. but now that my ps3 has web browser...don't know why I need my pc anymore. [/QUOTE]
How did this become the top rated comment?
Did he seriously call Wow World AT warcraft?
I find it funny that he disses pc gaming and then like, 30 seconds after he says that, hes pretty much begging for someone to get him a pc gaming build.
[QUOTE=Source;28432334]You can always tell when an American gamer is playing, because they like to find anything to boast about even when they're doing absolutely shit.[/QUOTE]
you can always tell when an angsty teen comments on facepunch
what would you say if he was canadian?
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;28432270]you should subscribe to him
and comment on all his videos saying "ya fukk those PC nurdes gaming is forr consoles"[/QUOTE]
Nah I have no use for listening to people rant while they play a game
[editline]4th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;28432399]I find it funny that he disses pc gaming and then like, 30 seconds after he says that, hes pretty much begging for someone to get him a pc gaming build.[/QUOTE]
he didnt diss PC gaming, he was making fun of people who kept commenting bragging about how PC gaming is so much better
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;28432410]
he didnt diss PC gaming, he was making fun of people who kept commenting bragging about how PC gaming is so much better[/QUOTE]
making fun of = diss
He did make fun of pc gamers in general.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;28432410]
he didnt diss PC gaming, he was making fun of people who kept commenting bragging about how PC gaming is so much better[/QUOTE]
well maybe he should man up and admit it :love:
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;28432399]I find it funny that he disses pc gaming and then like, 30 seconds after he says that, hes pretty much begging for someone to get him a pc gaming build.[/QUOTE]
Then he calls the Xbox community shit and complains about no one having dedicated servers.
I think hes in denial.
First of all, Crysis 2 demo felt rather clunky and unfinished to me. It was somewhat generic and used extremely unoriginal mechanics, while also indeed having some balance issues. I am not saying that the experience was completely hopeless, but so far it really does require a lot of tweaks and fixes. It also felt somewhat badly optimized and not that graphically impressive, which has been one of the main areas of the crysis series for sometime. It might become a generic multiplayer fps of an acceptable tier if it gets polished out.
Video wise the speaker also contradicted himself a few times, and some of his points were either nonsensical, unclear, or too broad, or simply disagreeable.
When I was watching this, I felt a strong pain in my head.
"I wanna talk about the game I mean, look at these shadows"
I have lost all hope
lol someone called him Fistdafaggot
God damn I'm so immature.
Well, we all know he quit PC gaming "when Diablo II..."
[QUOTE='[GRiM];28432769']lol someone called him Fistdafaggot[/QUOTE]
Well hello there.
I do that every time I rage at stuff like this.
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It has begun :psyduck:.
This is why I hate PC only games that go multi-platform.
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