Funniest/Best Childhood Memory? - General

Post yours here. Mine is when i got my first blue nose pitbull when i was 14 years old, (Family dog) anyways a week after we bought him, i took him for a walk, as we were walking, a cat walked close to him,(trying to be his friend) and so the cat in a playful manner touched my dogs head gently with the cats paw, and my dog freaked out crying hysterically and then rolled over and started pissing himself. Anyways, posts yours here.

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Gas that was less than $2.00

Peace walls.

[QUOTE=Quark:;32767135]Gas that was less than $2.00[/QUOTE] I miss those days

The day I realized I was a retard and became smarter than most people my age.

-Getting my N64 when I was 3. -Getting my first dog when I was 7.

[QUOTE=Quark:;32767135]Gas that was less than $2.00[/QUOTE] thats like nothing

I think this would fit better in fast threads, someone should move it. Anyhow, I think some of my best childhood memories is me skiing in northern Sweden. I still do it, but that doesn' change that there isn't much better things in life than hot chocolate on top of a mountian in minus 10 degrees.

dying

-My Dad teaching me how to use the computer when I was four. -Making my first best friend, Steven, at church. No, it wasn't Christian or anything, it was a Unitarian Universalist church. -Completing my first Lego Bionicle set when I was five years old, just around the time they were released in 2001. -Getting my very first gaming system (GameBoy Advance SP) when I was seven, along with the first two Pokemon games I ever played, Ruby & Sapphire. -Playing and completing Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker when I was nine. Goddamn, looking back, my childhood was pretty damn awesome...Until the sixth grade when both puberty and reality hit me in the face with the proverbial baseball bat.

Being happy too I guess

Being able to run with my dog. She can't run anymore :(

Playing Super Mario 64 all day every day.

Playing HL1 and 1942 with my dad. Those were the days, man.

Me an my brother used to take the sheet out of the sheet cover on our bed, go inside and roll down the stairs hahaha this is why im a dumbshit now

Playing Battlefield 1942 and Battlefield Vietnam with my dad. Best days of my life.

Playing Star wars Battlefront 1 with my dad. Oh man that was so great

Haha..I lived at some ground-apartments and the other kids, my friend, and I would chill around. My best memory had to be when some guy named Steven I think, Found a lizard. I just woke-up&showered, and my friend came running over and said "Hey, man! C'mon! We found a mascot!" And Steven had the little green guy in a huge container filled a bit with dirt. Anyways--we lost the lizard 2 days after: Somebody knocked it over and the lizard ran away. Ooh! And when we went to the dumpsters&I pulled out some metal-curtain hangers. I bent them in half and right when I was about to put them in the trash again--some 40yr old junkie-looking woman came screaming at me, saying it was hers. Bitch, why would you put that shit in the trash then? [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/square/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg?1302279173[/img] Also, some kids near the train-tracks managed to break an old dude's window with a rock after I warned them I would. They were 7th graders, I was in 4th. The old guy yelled "DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, I'LL GET YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" I was behind a fence and I ran like hell! Ohh..and before that...the only person who ever spoke to me or even talked to me was when I was little and lived in a small home. Near the home was a dirt-filled parking lot, and a girl named Samantha around my age was staying in the parking lot with her parents out of an RV (they were passing through). Even though I only spoke to her once, she seemed like a nice spirit...I hope she's alright now--safe. The town I live in is really fucked up..I hope her and her family moved somewhere nice.

I used to love fast threads when I was younger. I probably haven't been there in two years or something

When I was in elementary school, we were required to go to the bathroom with partners. I was waiting for my friend to finish up peeing in the urinal. But when he started to piss he tells me to go get some paper towels, I ask him why? He turns around and theres fucking piss all over him! It was on his face and majority of the front side of his cloths was soaked. Oh man I laughed so hard! The teachers reaction when we came back from the bathroom with his cloths soaked and smelled of piss was just too awesome.

When I was a little kid I was camping with my cub scout troop, the boy scouts had a special campsite on top of a hill and they would not less in; so me, my brother, and two of our friends made an awesome "club area" that had a gate made out of sticks, some "chairs" made out of rocks, and some toads we caught. Later the boy scouts tried to come in and we said no and the leaders agreed we did not have to share because they didn't. It may seem silly now but then I felt like a king. I was like 7 and I got to tell 15-16 year olds to get out of my camp.

I'm not sure I could pick out a best childhood moment but my friend and I on several occasions have found it rather funny/terrible that when we were still in elementary school we'd make forced labor death camps in Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds.

Actually, as this is technically my childhood, I'd have to say Mass Debate is pretty fun.

Being able to walk on The Great Wall of China, see the Terra Cotta soldiers, ride elephants in Thailand, and climb Mount Uluru/Ayer's Rock all in the same year. My fondest memories lie within my world travels.

When I was in Elementary school, I had a best friend. Like a TRUE best friend, he was the coolest guy. We did everything together and most of my happiest childhood memories were shared with him. I moved away.. and we kept in touch for a while. 3 months after his accident had actually happened, I was informed he died in a car accident. :smith:

When all of this was just fields, as far as the eye could see.

me and my brother peed in eachother's mouths one time when we were taking a bath. i'm surprised i remember the taste so well.

I think this thread belongs in Fast Threads more than General Discussion. But anyways, funniest childhood memory is probably eating all of my mom's cat's sleeping pills and then having to call Poison Control. Shit was SO cash. [QUOTE=Face Melter;32770122]me and my brother peed in eachother's mouths one time when we were taking a bath. i'm surprised i remember the taste so well.[/QUOTE] Excuse me... ...what?

When I got a laptop for my 12th birthday. My parents and grandparents all scraped together the money because it was something I had always wanted. It was an old thick Toshiba laptop running on 256mb of RAM and had Windows 98 installed.