• Evil Dead 3 - Army of Darkness
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I present to you the single greatest action film ever conceived in the loins of Universal. Army of Darkness! [img]http://internalreleases.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/army.jpg[/img] Essentially the story line is that the main character ash went to a cabin with his girlfriend and listened to a tape recorded by the previous inhabitor. On that tape were some words that summon evil spirits. The only way to banish them was to use a book called the necronomicon to open a portal and send the evil through it. However Ash gets caught in the vortex and finds himself in 1300 europe. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THV1KkPXIxQ[/media] This movie has kicking ass, an unfair advantage for the protagonist, and a chainsaw!
Best movie ever? I wouldn't disagree with that. Bit of a rabid Evil Dead fan myself... OOOHHHH GOD... I SLEPT TOO LONG! AAARRHHH! AHAHAHHAAAAGGHH!! HHEEAHHHHHAHGHHAHAH!!!
The worst film in the trilogy ! I godamn LOVE the other 2, though.
[QUOTE=Spawndex;27139357]The worst film in the trilogy ! I godamn LOVE the other 2, though.[/QUOTE] Every one is amazing in its own way
Klatu Verata N *coughs*
This film owns. The scene where they're clearly just throwing huge skeleton puppets at him is just slightly more hilarious than the scene near the end where he throws the shotgun up, leaps a foot forward, then catches it.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;27140122]This film owns. The scene where they're clearly just throwing huge skeleton puppets at him is just slightly more hilarious than the scene near the end where he throws the shotgun up, leaps a foot forward, then catches it.[/QUOTE] You mean where he throws the shotgun way out across the room but takes a whole minute to jump onto the trolley kart and slide about 1m before catching it and firing off 50 shots?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;27140090]Klatu Verata N *coughs*[/QUOTE] When he started lookin around, I thought he was about to say the N word
Man, this movie was so awesome. I'm surprised I never noticed that they had the little guys in the poster.
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK! Awesome movie.
One of the more manly movies, as well as a great comedy (and self-parody as well). And of course... EPIC MOTION SKELETON ARMY!
"Yo, She-Bitch!" -cocks shotgun- [I]"Let's go."[/I]
inb4 rusty. It's alright, I actually saw it before the first >.>
This film has some of the best one liners ever said in history of Cinema.
I love all of the Evil Dead movies, especially this one! I own the VHS copy of it. I wanna go watch it now.
Hail to the king, baby.
This film was the first I saw in the series. But even as a standalone it is classic. My friends think its a a bit cheesy but thats where the greatness comes from
I prefer the second movie in the trilogy. Doesn't mean that Army of Darkness isn't awesome, though.
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is my BOOMSTICK!"
Oh God this movie is hilarious. If it was anyone besides Bruce Campbell it just wouldn't have worked.
The scene with the little Bruces is my favourite. [B]LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN[/B]
I personally just enjoyed the shit out of the attack where the skeletons were getting blown the fuck up and evil ash was all chapped.
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1645775/i-aint-that-good-o.gif[/img] Love this movie.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart! AoD is definitely one of the movies I'd have with me if I was stranded on a desert island, it's just so fucking cool.
Still haven't seen this movie. I listened to the first Evil dead 1 month ago, I better continue them !
"You're going down!" "I'm going up" *walks up stairs*
Got this on Bluray once randomly. Was pretty kickin' rad.
I love how the series completely contradicts itself over and over again but still remains glorious.
This was the very first film I ever saw in the Evil Dead series, and I've only got one word to describe this perfect mix of action, comedy, horror, and awesome one-liners... [b][i]Groovy![/i][/b]
"I LIVE......AGAIN!" "Good, bad?.....I'm the Guy with the Gun!"
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