My first flash game - Splooge Deluxe - General

Nothing special, use your arrow keys and spacebar to shoot. [url]http://hoff.zomgstuff.net/theo.01.swf[/url] I plan on making this a mario-type game, where you run through the level chasing after the guy with your chocolate penis. The penis will have upgrades and super powers like Semen-Thunderstorm that shoots projectile cumshots from the sky. Tell me what ya think, and make any suggestinos if you have any.

that sucked, but i guess it wasn't supposed to be great

best game i've ever played easily tops modern warfare

what now?

[QUOTE=Furioso;17594859]best game i've ever played easily tops modern warfare[/QUOTE] Thanks, if you could nominate me for the next E3 game of the year, I'd have your babies.

What's the reload time for ?

[QUOTE=blackXmesa66;17594924]What's the reload time for ?[/QUOTE] How fast you can shoot, it's a constant that I can change. I suppose I'll add a slider to change in that in the future.

game of the year 2009

Wow, I only got 4fps with a quad SLI rig, these graphics are insane.

What an interesting concept for a game.

Hahahaha

Im stuck on the level were you shoot jizz at the guy.

You spent $700 on Flash CS4 Professional to make this? Good luck making better games, seems like a waste otherwise.

[QUOTE=Ryx;17598119]You spent $700 on Flash CS4 Professional to make this? Good luck making better games, seems like a waste otherwise.[/QUOTE] You really think he spent $700 on it?

[QUOTE=Ryx;17598119]You spent $700 on Flash CS4 Professional to make this? Good luck making better games, seems like a waste otherwise.[/QUOTE] I got my copy for 5 bucks at a yard sale.

[QUOTE=Ryx;17598119]You spent $700 on Flash CS4 Professional to make this? Good luck making better games, seems like a waste otherwise.[/QUOTE] X10 dumb. Who said I used Flash CS4? Besides, even if I did, you always have to start somewhere, genius.

Why the hell does the guy get a happy face when you jizz on him?

Cuz he likes it, duh...

[QUOTE=Furioso;17594859]best game i've ever played easily tops modern warfare[/QUOTE] I gave you an agree and I am not being sarcastic. Modern Warfare was a terrible game.

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;17613698]I gave you an agree and I am not being sarcastic. Modern Warfare was a terrible game.[/QUOTE] You have terrible taste in games. Although multiplayer in MW is kind of annoying and a little crappy.

I hope you don't get better at this. If your first project was a game involving a chocolate penis firing jizz at a stick figure with a pizza faced teenager for a head, I don't want to know what your other projects are going to be like.

[QUOTE=Supersheepie;17599398]Why the hell does the guy get a happy face when you jizz on him?[/QUOTE] It's called homosexuality.

[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;17598898]X10 dumb. Who said I used Flash CS4? Besides, even if I did, you always have to start somewhere, genius.[/QUOTE] You should start at the beginning, but not publish it till your good.

Tasty game. Maybe valve will pick it up.

[QUOTE=Faren;17614158]You have terrible taste in games. Although multiplayer in MW is kind of annoying and a little crappy.[/QUOTE] I was generally referring to the multiplayer side of it. The singleplayer was average. Short, repetitive, linear and innovative EXCEPT for the level "All Ghillied Up", that was pretty cool and I actually replayed it.

Wow holy shit,so intense, also love the expressions on the face..!

[QUOTE=combine487;17614366]I hope you don't get better at this. If your first project was a game involving a chocolate penis firing jizz at a stick figure with a pizza faced teenager for a head, I don't want to know what your other projects are going to be like.[/QUOTE] Stuff like this? [url]http://hoff.zomgstuff.net/Games/g.swf[/url] That has no penis. My code has a memory leak somewhere because after a while, once you shoot, it makes the game really slow, and eventually the bullets don't do anything.