Man went on rampage after "playing Grand Theft Auto" - Polidicks

[url]http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/felixstowe_man_went_on_rampage_after_playing_grand_theft_auto_court_is_told_1_3571510[/url] [QUOTE=Ipswich Star]A judge has asked for a psychiatric report to be prepared on a Felixstowe man who brandished a kitchen knife and a claw hammer and threatened to kill someone after becoming enraged after playing a violent computer game. Neil Dugdale, of Graham Road, wielded the weapons in the street outside the home of a friend he had been playing Grand Theft Auto with, Ipswich Crown Court heard. The 31-year-old, who had consumed four litres of cider, cannabis and anti-depressants, had become involved in an online row with Adam French, said Charles Falk, prosecuting.[/QUOTE] Right, it's GTA's fault that he got angry and nothing to do with the booze, cannabis and pills. :rolleyes: Also I love that they used a screenshot from GTA3 for the article.

[quote]who had consumed four litres of cider, cannabis and anti-depressants[/quote] That can't be good for you

[quote]A judge has asked for a psychiatric report to be prepared on a Felixstowe man who brandished a kitchen knife and a claw hammer and threatened to kill someone after becoming enraged after playing a violent computer game. [/quote] I thought posting satire was against the rules????

Here we go.

[QUOTE]who had consumed four litres of cider, cannabis and anti-depressants[/QUOTE] Some things shouldn't be taken together.

GTA is such a silly series If you want to shoot, go outside and shoot

[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;44649916]GTA is such a silly series If you want to shoot, go outside and shoot[/QUOTE] It's the UK.

''A scene from grand theft auto'' 10/10 reporting

Right, it was GTA3 and NOT the combination of alcohol, cannabis, and other drugs. Nope, it was CLEARLY that violent Grand Theft Auto and NOTHING else that actually makes sense. Good Journalism 10/10 would read again. :suicide:

GTA: the real life Berserk pack :v:

Hahahaha, I live a few miles from Ipswich. Me and my friends all call it Ipshit because it's a crap hole. It's no wonder that it's shitty journalism considering that the Ipswich Star is the local newspaper.

[QUOTE=Dah-thla;44649899]Here we go.[/QUOTE] Again*

idk I've seen Power Ranger games that are more violent. [img]http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/gta_1.jpg[/img]

GTA: not even once.

This is literally the realization of every stereotypical violent videogames article, it's surreal.

*puts his cider down* *looks at bottle in other hand* *exhales* fuck...

[quote]who had consumed four litres of cider, cannabis and anti-depressants[/quote] at first I read this as four litres of cider, 4 litres of cannabis and 4 litres of anti-depressants

[QUOTE=Lurklet;44656475]at first I read this as four litres of cider, 4 litres of cannabis and 4 litres of anti-depressants[/QUOTE] You'd be deader than a doornail with about 250-300 ml worth of anti-depressants in your system, though :v:

[QUOTE=Duck M.;44650940]This is literally the realization of every stereotypical violent videogames article, it's surreal.[/QUOTE] It's like we literally live in a South Park episode more and more on a daily basis. Isn't it cooo you guys? :v:

[QUOTE=a dumb bear;44650024]Hahahaha, I live a few miles from Ipswich. Me and my friends all call it Ipshit because it's a crap hole. It's no wonder that it's shitty journalism considering that the Ipswich Star is the local newspaper.[/QUOTE] The Ipswitch in QLD is a shithole as well; must be in the name.

Was he trying to do the San Andreas train mission with Big Smoke? Because almost sent me on a rampage too :v:

[IMG]http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/05/GTA-Made-me-do-it-Shirt.jpg[/IMG]

Every "reporter" should be made to sit down and watch [url=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tS1Ys7lNXYY]this[/url].

[QUOTE=Alex-Weazel;44649844][url]http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/felixstowe_man_went_on_rampage_after_playing_grand_theft_auto_court_is_told_1_3571510[/url] Right, it's GTA's fault that he got angry and nothing to do with the booze, cannabis and pills. :rolleyes: Also I love that they used a screenshot from GTA3 for the article.[/QUOTE] This doesn't surprise me. According to the Vice President of the NRA, Wayne LaPierre, he attributed the recent rise in public shootings over in America to games like Mortal Kombat (1992) and movies like Natural Born Killers (1994). Granted, Grand Theft Auto 3 is a lot more recent (2002).

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;44657000]Was he trying to do the San Andreas train mission with Big Smoke? Because almost sent me on a rampage too :v:[/QUOTE] I dunno man, supply lines was a bitch too

[img]http://i.imgur.com/F5w0xVp.jpg[/img]

man watches natgeo show. Becomes experimented hitman. ban info shows, they harm people

"Violent rampage" would describe what my stomach would be doing after four liters of cheap cider.

[quote]becoming enraged after playing a [B]violent computer game.[/B][/quote] heh i wish

[QUOTE]who had consumed four litres of cider, cannabis and anti-depressants[/QUOTE] Im sure all the jack thompsons of this world will forget these inconvenient facts :v: