I don't think we want to know what you do with your dick. That's just rather strange of you.
Oh look, I had a strange experience, LETS MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT.
No, please seek medical and mental help.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23262934]Right. This morning was weird.
Basically, I was having a wank in my dream at about 7 am, as one does when he's in a lucid dream. So I was fapping away right, until BOOM. Orgasm. I felt the pleasure, I felt the burning sensation as my semen traveled down my drainpipe and filled up my pants.
The burning sensation was too long though. More like the burning sensation when you pee after having used shower gel as lube. It hurt and I kind of writhed a bit in pain.
Then I woke up, realising what the fuck I just did. So I shove my hand down there, feel around... nothing. No semen, no nothing. No piss. I was confused. I had just had a wet dream, I could swear. I could even feel the remnants of my climax.
It was good in a way because I got an orgasm without the complication of cleaning my pants and showering.
Anyone else experience this before?[/QUOTE]
Yes actually. I've done it before, but came.
Well it's odd that you felt something you shouldn't feel.
Other than that... Eww.
Facepunch=/=Blog
blog punch all up in this bitch
I think you were looking for Blogpunch.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=319[/url]
Also, what the fuck?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8UAsVRFn3c[/url]
I was wexpecting that, I was dissapointed.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23262934]my semen traveled down my drainpipe and filled up my pants.[/QUOTE]
Oh I see.
In you're dreams you masturbat instead of getting laid lol????
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23262934]
I felt the burning sensation as my semen traveled down my drainpipe and filled up my pants.
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OP is a house.
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;23263355]In you're dreams you masturbat instead of getting laid lol????[/QUOTE]
Well you see, since I'm a virgin in RL, I've never experienced sex and all I've heard is that masturbation gives you a better orgasm, so in my dreams my mind thinks sex sucks so no matter how many bitches I rape, I never orgasm.
It's tragic really.
is your "drainpipe" also your "pregnancy stick"?
You had a wet dream about yourself fapping? You fap to much
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23263480]You had a wet dream about yourself fapping? You fap to much[/QUOTE]
err, I had a wet dream IN WHICH I was fapping. Read my previous comment also.
[QUOTE=coco911231;23263394]is your "drainpipe" also your "pregnancy stick"?[/QUOTE]
Careful, Dan may be boobies.
you are going to die
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23263501]err, I had a wet dream IN WHICH I was fapping. Read my previous comment also.[/QUOTE]
So you had a dream about you fapping to something?
i wish Sigmund Freud were still alive.
You were fapping to your fapping.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;23263677]You were fapping to your fapping.[/QUOTE]
Cumming in your cum.
[QUOTE=mr.crowbar;23263798]Cumming in your cum.[/QUOTE]
Actually, he didn't cum.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;23263810]Actually, he didn't cum.[/QUOTE]
OP is 10
This happened to me, but I dreamt that I was a girl if you know what I mean :shlick:
Rate me straightbow.
The rest of the time it was messy.
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;23263847]This happened to me, but I dreamt that I was a girl if you know what I mean :shlick:
Rate me straightbow.
The rest of the time it was messy.[/QUOTE]
I once dreamt that all the girls at my school came with mini skirts and no panties. And they all bent down, and had no bras. Actually it was just on girl in a room. Well actually it was my sister changing and I was spying on her.
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23263899]I once dreamt that all the girls at my school came with mini skirts and no panties. And they all bent down, and had no bras. Actually it was just on girl in a room. Well actually it was my sister changing and I was spying on her.[/QUOTE]
Too bad theres no rating for "incestuous"..
I had a dream I was getting humped from behind but I stopped myself climaxing, walked away and went 'FUCK YOU' in my dream.
Worst dream ever
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;23264259]I had a dream I was getting humped from behind but I stopped myself climaxing, walked away and went 'FUCK YOU' in my dream.
Worst dream ever[/QUOTE]
That was me sorry I ran out of energy.
OP should add "and nobody cared" to the thread title
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