• North Korea Gangnam Infection Has Worked Says Dear Leader
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[QUOTE][IMG]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/thumbnail.php?file=/kim_jong_un_performs_Gangnam_Style_786651390.jpg&size=article_medium[/IMG] source: [url]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/3630-north-korea-gangnam-infection-has-worked-says-leader.html[/url] PYONYANG - North Korea - The Communist state has revealed that they were the ones who implanted the Gangnam Style onto the South Korean nation. "Gangnam style is North Korean psychological warfare on the South and it's working. Anyone who does that shit just looks ridiculous and we have made the South Koreans look like complete imbeciles," a senior North Korean psy-ops operative revealed to the Korean Central Broadcasting System yesterday. Millions of people in South Korea, as well as the rest of the world, are now doing the Gangnam Style, and this has caused concern in uninfected nations. Kim Jong Un, the new North Korean leader has applauded his operatives on an amazing brainwashing operation that has extended further than he ever dreamed about. The Gangnam is often used in North Korean gulags to brainwash and re-educate citizens who have strayed from the path of Communist North Korea. "Once you do the Gangnam Style, we can ask you to eat a dog poo off the sidewalk and you will. It is a form of brainwashing and mind control that is impossible to break away from," another North Korean official revealed.[/QUOTE] Didn't know Dear Leader likes to dance to fresh beats.
It is all a part of their malicious plan to raise international interest in South Korea resulting in them seeing more money.
Oh supreme leader what will you think of next?
Lmao They're just jealous they didn't come up with it first so they're taking credit.
Best Korea 1, Worst Korea -0.
That's a great quote right there.
If you're going to post from a fake news source, at least don't do it from some Onion wannabe.
"We're winning the war, we made South Korean people look like IMBECILES. They're so fucked now".
[QUOTE=laserguided;38413992]Best Korea 1, Worst Korea -0.[/QUOTE] -0 It's worse than zero
[QUOTE=Mingebox;38414021]If you're going to post from a fake news source, at least don't do it from some Onion wannabe.[/QUOTE] That's what the North Koreans want you to think, you're being gangnam styled.
Almost took it seriously, for a sec, thinking the title meant that Gangnam Style infected North Korea Was disappointed
Can you get another source on this? The one you provided seems a bit unreliable.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38414135]Can you get another source on this? The one you provided seems a bit unreliable.[/QUOTE] Do you doubt our great leader?
I think that this is actually Psy Ops on the North Korean people, to try and stop the dance from becoming a 'thing' in North Korea. Well played North Korea, well played.
Once you do the Gangnam Style, we can ask you to eat a dog poo off the sidewalk and you will. It is a form of brainwashing and mind control that is impossible to break away from.
[QUOTE=Mike42012;38414560]Once you do the Gangnam Style, we can ask you to eat a dog poo off the sidewalk and you will. It is a form of brainwashing and mind control that is impossible to break away from.[/QUOTE] Yep, thats what it says in the article!
[QUOTE=Timarley;38414583]Yep, thats what it says in the article![/QUOTE] [I]Once you do the Gangnam Style, we can ask you to eat a dog poo off the sidewalk and you will. It is a form of brainwashing and mind control that is impossible to break away from[/I] [I]impossible to break away from[/I] [I]break away[/I]
All praise our glorious leader.
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