• Fat and disgusting cougar arrested after teen discloses information about their Call of Duty Booty C
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[quote]JOPPA, Md. - It all started out innocently enough with a pair of gamers flying make-believe bombers as part of the on-line game War 2 Glory. But the 16-year old Florida boy dropped a real bomb on his parents when he disclosed he was having a real-life affair with a 39-year old Maryland woman. "Florida law enforcement authorities obtained a warrant for Lisa Carroll from Joppa charging her with nine counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and one count of traveling to meet a minor," said Greg Shipley of the Maryland State Police. According to investigators, Carroll and the teen moved beyond the video game to forming a relationship via Skype that became physical when the woman allegedly drove 800 miles to meet him in a Southwest Florida hotel. The minor’s parents intervened after they learned of the relationship, but they had no idea it had gone that far and that the couple planned on getting married. "The information developed during the investigation is that there is apparently, at least on their part, an engagement between the two. At least that's what they told investigators," said Shipley. Much like the video game that brought them together, the bombs don’t stop there. When police showed up at Carroll’s apartment to serve a warrant and to take her into custody, they learned she was married, and her husband learned of her alleged crimes and indiscretions as she was cuffed and led away. This would not constitute a crime in Maryland where the legal age is 16, but in Florida, the laws are different. It’s a crime for 16 or 17-year olds to have sex with anyone over the age of 23.[/quote] [url]http://www.abc2news.com/dpp/news/crime_checker/harford_county_crime/road-trips-for-sex-with-minor-land-alleged-cougar-behind-bars#ixzz1rr2CqyZK[/url] Video in source
Why would you admit to that? kid must have realized he was gay.
And now people debate on whether or not they would "tap that"
And it's from clicking the link that I realize the title and first comment were both sarcasm. I also threw up.
[QUOTE]"Florida law enforcement authorities obtained a warrant for Lisa Carroll from Joppa charging her with nine counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and [B]one count of traveling to meet a minor,"[/B] said Greg Shipley of the Maryland State Police. [/QUOTE] Why include that? Is it really illegalto travel to meet a young person?
[QUOTE=Ericson666;35542800]And now people debate on whether or not they would "tap that"[/QUOTE] Let me just get it out of the way then. Would not tap, would not touch, would not speak to, would not get near.
What the fuck. The title lead me in here thinking the cougar was hot.
Wow, that must be a slap to the face of the husband. To be ditched for a 16 year old kid.
on no level is that what I consider to be a cougar, whale seems appropriate
[quote]flying make-believe bombers[/quote] And after that they played ring around the rosie which was followed by their daily juice and naptime [editline]April 12th, 2012[/editline] [quote]Much like the video game that brought them together, the bombs don’t stop there.[/quote] [quote]having a real-life affair[/quote] Actually wow really how old is this author
Wow, they were planning to get married? Does not sound sane.
[quote]It’s a crime for 16 or 17-year olds to have sex with anyone over the age of 23.[/quote] Uh what? How is that even enforced unless people admit to it?
This is just disappointing. I thought that a 16 y/o would be smart enough not to meet up with someone they've met online in real life.
Fixed title
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VeNuB.png[/img] [B]HAHAHA[/B] Holy shit this kid was desperate.
Its karma he was like ive done terribly wrong so I guess I must balance it out by reporting / make a fool out of myself. Buddah forgives you
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0o44a.png[/IMG] mmm mmmm
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;35544711][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0o44a.png[/IMG] mmm mmmm[/QUOTE] jesus christ it looks like a mix between a jonah hill and a harlequin baby
[quote]one count of traveling to meet a minor[/quote] Who in their right mind thought this should be illegal?
Cougars are generally large predatory cats, title misleading.
[QUOTE=potatospirit;35545074]Cougars are generally large predatory cats, title misleading.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar_(slang)[/url] Though you were probably just attempting to fish for funnies, but failing so.
Nice.
thats a woman [B]WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW[/B]
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;35544636][img]http://i.imgur.com/VeNuB.png[/img] [B]HAHAHA[/B] Holy shit this kid was desperate.[/QUOTE] dat hair loss
[QUOTE=Ericson666;35542800]And now people debate on whether or not they would "tap that"[/QUOTE] I'd tap it if I was high enough
[QUOTE=Van-man;35545112][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar_(slang)[/url] Though you were probably just attempting to fish for funnies, but failing so.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar[/url]
[QUOTE=potatospirit;35546092][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar[/url][/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang[/URL]
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;35544711][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0o44a.png[/IMG] mmm mmmm[/QUOTE] Must cleanse with fire.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;35544711][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0o44a.png[/IMG] mmm mmmm[/QUOTE] Adoring fan with glasses and pink hair dye.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;35544711][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0o44a.png[/IMG] mmm mmmm[/QUOTE] I'd hit that. With a baseball bat.
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