Never buy something at Starbucks for your friends or/and family. - General

A few days ago my sister(Josee) and I we're walking on a street to find a gift for my other sister(Sophie), we don't know what to get it for her Birthday but I thought she always drink a coffee in the morning, so we've been to a closest coffee shop we can find, [highlight][B]STARBUCKS[/B][/highlight]. We've been inside and they're two choice. One is a Skinny tall plastic cup (That you may see it in the office), the other one is a Big short cup that you can write it down on it (You have to take off the sticker first) and it was the cheapest one about 16$, so we bought it and put it in a birthday bag. Two days later, my sister(Josee got an idea. She thought that we can write it down "Happy Birthday Sophie!" so I agree with her and start taking off the sticker, but before she start writing it, she started reading the [B]instruction[/B] and here's what it said: [release]Instruction: Shake pen well before use. Press tip repeatedly to start ink flow. [B]Allow to dry 24 hours, then bake in oven for 35 minutes at 300F(150C). Remove mug from oven using an insulated glove or pad. Let it cool for about 1 to 2 hours before use.[/B] Conforms to ASTM D-4236. Thermo hardening water based color.[/release] It was a huge disappointed gift for my sister(Sophie), so we put the stickers back on & put it in a birthday bag. So the lesson here is: Don't buy a gift at Starbucks unless you're sure. Thank you for reading it.

Well how else is the writing supposed to stay on?

Well how else do you expect the writing to not be washed away? ninja'd goddamn

Informative.

So the lesson here is: Learn to read

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;23366052] Two days later, my sister(Josee got an idea. She thought that we can write it down "Happy Birthday Sophie!" so I agree with her. Thank you for reading it.[/QUOTE] What an amazing idea.

Also I remember in a taste test, most people preferred cheap instant coffee to Starbucks when they didn't know which coffee was which.

Don't buy from Starbucks unless you can be bothered to read the instructions before buying something. Thanks for the heads up.

Whats wrong? I don't see anything wrong with that.

Okay?

I rated you box so you can pack your gift with it.

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;23366052] Two days later, my sister(Josee got an idea. She thought that we can write it down "Happy Birthday Sophie!" [/QUOTE] Two days later to think to write happy birthday? Not when you first chose it?

So wait, why couldn't you put the writing on? Don't you have an oven or something?

Yawn.

[QUOTE=Barnhouse;23366198]So wait, why couldn't you put the writing on? Don't you have an oven or something?[/QUOTE] That's what i'm saying!

What's so wrong with it? The writing has to stay on one way or another.

A++ Thread Man.

I'm not seeing the problem here.

There's no problem. You're just too stupid to read the instructions before buying something.

Is anybody else having trouble figuring out what exactly this person is trying to convey?

There is no problem here.

[QUOTE=Ceremor;23366382]Is anybody else having trouble figuring out what exactly this person is trying to convey?[/QUOTE] Everyone else, my friend... Everyone else.

Don't you all get it, the OP's mom doesn't allow him to use the oven, so he isn't able to get the writing to harden

Give your sister the gift of incest for her birthday.

Why would you buy your sister a cup for her birthday?

[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23366645]Give your sister the gift of incest for her birthday.[/QUOTE] that belongs in the confession thread...

[QUOTE=I'm a lurker.;23366735]that belongs in the confession thread...[/QUOTE] How?

[quote]Thank you for reading it.[/quote] :irony:

Why would you write 'happy birthday' on it? It's a message that would only be relevant one day a year.

[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23366745]How?[/QUOTE] because so many people are posting incest/pedo/gay/bestiality/rape posts...