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"If you feel you're gripped by the sin of Onanism, 50 Cent has some advice for you. Picture: AFP Source: AFP"
[quote]50 Cent, a man who knows what dark roads temptation can lead you through, wants his fans to live free from the stain of sin.
The sin he's most concerned about is Onanism.
The rapper tweeted a simple four-step plan for his almost eight million followers to follow whenever they feel out of control.
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Now that's gansta.
Easy for him to say, he can have different woman do it for him every time!
"stop going to porn sites"
Like if anyone went:
"Uhmm I wonder what videos they have up today at xvideos.com...Dammit why did I come here now I want to masturbate!"
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Oooh what an interesting article they put on this month's playboy... oh no! NOT AGAIN!
Damn, guess I should stop looking at lust filled magazines then. I don't wanna disappoint Fiddy!
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[I]lol god is watching you
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50 cent for next pope.
This is so filled with hypocrisy is hurts
I didn't realize 50 cent was a douchebag.
Well, not in this way.
With steps 1, 3, and 4 being so overt, step 2 is rather strange.
Now I need to masturbate
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;37832121][I]lol god is watching you
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God is a fucking creep
my 4 step process:
1. don't touch your dick
[QUOTE=Protocol7;37832223]my 4 step process:
1. don't touch your dick[/QUOTE]
that sounds a bit hard
no pun intended
Seems like all the rappers are being born again.
Didn't 50 cent make a dildo of his own penis a few years ago?
I would let a smoker teach people others on how to stop smoking.
I won't let a wanker teach me how to stop wanking either.
What the fuck does step 2 even mean.
[QUOTE=Brotha Josh;37832270]Didn't 50 cent make a dildo of his own penis a few years ago?[/QUOTE]
He probably just wants guys to stop masturbating
Thanks fiddy
I didn't like 50 for a while because he beefed with most of my favorite rappers, but I gotta say I respect him for this and all that work he does in Africa to feed children. The guy is a G.
Someone should masturbate to a picture of 50 cent and send him pictures of the aftermaths for shits and giggles
I can think of 4 steps.
1- bitches love to give handjobs. Let them do it instead.
2- pop a cap in someone's ass
3- do drugs
4- repeat.
[QUOTE=KonKitten;37832847]I can think of 4 steps.
1- bitches love to give handjobs. Let them do it instead.
2- pop a cap in someone's ass
3- do drugs
4- repeat.[/QUOTE]
2pac?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37832594][QUOTE=Brotha Josh;37832270]Didn't 50 cent make a dildo of his own penis a few years ago?[/QUOTE]He probably just wants guys to stop masturbating[/QUOTE]
How is that related to the Fiddy's Penis Dildo comment your quoted unless said guys are masturbating with the Fiddy's Penis Dildo?
fifty cent's tweets are hilarious im pretty sure he's just fucking about
50 is actually such a dope person. As a rapper well.. his career hasn't exactly gone anywhere after Get Rich or Die Trying, but whatever still a dope mothafucka.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37832233]i doubt when judgement day comes god is going to care how much you tugged on your weiner
and if he didn't want us to do it, why does it decrease the risk for prostate cancer and why does it feel good
if god exists he fucking wants us to masturbate[/QUOTE]
dude, if you had two expanding buckets that kept on filling full of liquid, wouldn't you NEED to empty them at some point?
[QUOTE=geel9;37832141]I didn't realize 50 cent was a douchebag.
Well, not in this way.[/QUOTE]
This is so blatantly satire.
im pretty sure he was just fuckin around
he is fuckin stupid tho
[video=youtube;waCF81HdKAA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF81HdKAA[/video]
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