• Oops - Al-Qaeda-linked rebels apologise after cutting off head of wrong person, says "sorry"
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[IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02734/FARES_2734634b.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE][B]Militant Islamist rebels in Syria linked to al-Qaeda have asked for "understanding and forgiveness" for cutting off and putting on display the wrong man's head.[/B][/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/10449815/Al-Qaeda-linked-rebels-apologise-after-cutting-off-head-of-wrong-person.html[/URL] Oh dear.
It's okay. We forgive you.
they'll just glue it back on
I'm not sure if I should laugh or not.
Oh, whew. At least they said they were sorry. I was worried they would be unapologetic for that.
Very Professional.
haven't we all cut off the head of the wrong person accidentally in our quirky teenage youth? i surely can't be the only one, right?
in all my born days, I've never been witness to something as bat fuck weird as terrorists apologizing for killing the wrong persons.
No hard feelings, we all make mistakes once in a while, it's a part of being human.
I think the fact that they appologize make it even more fucking insane.
I'm not sure what's worse; the very idea that there is a right person whose head to cut off, or that they thought "sorry" would cover for killing the wrong guy.
[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;42868261]Yeah okay. Because they haven't been using this religion as a cover to further their own shitty agendas. Allah will forgive them because [I]they [/I]say Allah will. :rolleyes: I have to hand it to them though, it's an absolutely GENIUS way to manipulate others into doing your bidding. The perfect way to practically enslave these people that value their religion so highly. (if you want to call it enslavement, even though they're still acting of their own free will. It's probably more accurate to say that these people turned insurgents are being tricked into doing all of this horrible shit; and are just blindly believing that it's the right thing)[/QUOTE] Actually, in the Quran, anyone who is killed in the fight(whether as collateral damage, martyrs, or accidents) towards unification of peace in the world(the Jihad, though its better just known as "The Struggle") is automatically pardoned into heaven. There's nothing of the sort regarding those who shed blood; murder is actually highly frowned upon(but not forbidden, at least in regards towards how God forgives or something like that).
[QUOTE=RichyZ;42868740]its funny because al-qaeda isn't really that religious yeah yeah allah and all that shit but its more about the fat stacks and ability to scare people by being there[/QUOTE] it's hard to say what the leadership believes in any religious organization. sometimes they "preach the word" but act in a way that seems to benefit themselves or an ulterior motive. the people joining these groups at the lower levels are not just doing it for "fat stacks" or "ability to scare people", though. i would say the majority of these people have sincere belief in that fundamentalist interpretation of islam.
Don't fret about it...I am sure he didn't mind :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Aznalt888;42868735]Actually, in the Quran, anyone who is killed in the fight(whether as collateral damage, martyrs, or accidents) towards unification of peace in the world(the Jihad, though its better just known as "The Struggle") is automatically pardoned into heaven. There's nothing of the sort regarding those who shed blood; murder is actually highly frowned upon(but not forbidden, at least in regards towards how God forgives or something like that).[/QUOTE] From what I've seen of Muslim literature, it's usually only the very worst of sinners who end up in hellfire once they die, and most people that you'd consider to burn in the flames of Christian/Hindu/Confucian/Shinto hell, etc. are usually let off with a few slaps on the wrist provided that they were repentant enough in terms of their crimes. If you did something like worship any other god than Allah, eat human flesh, or fell in love with your own brother or sister, it'd be off to hellfire once you snuffed it.
Ughhhhh, I hate it when this happens, people bitch at me soooo much.
You know what would be nice? If these clowns actually learned to value a human life Until that day they're just going to remain animals with speech capability
I can't help myself but the guys on the photo remind me of these two guys from Corridor Digital.
oh shit it was Bryan not Ryan our bad
i like how every muslim who does something wrong is somehow linked to al-qaeda and no article ever says how they're linked to al-qaeda, just that they are
Okay, so have we learned our lesson? *terrorists mumble while looking down at their shoes* I'm sorry, what? *terrorists sigh* Yes. . . Okay, then.
[QUOTE=JerryK;42869134]i like how every muslim who does something wrong is somehow linked to al-qaeda and no article ever says how they're linked to al-qaeda, just that they are[/QUOTE] True but the group in question pledged allegiance to Al-Qaeda and its ideology. They are basically part of/affiliated to Al-Qaeda in Iraq.
Oh shit man we got the wrong guy.
So this makes us even for all those drone strikes, right?
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How big of a fruit basket do you have to send for [B] that[/B]?
Headline sounds like something you'd find in a Rockstar production.
[QUOTE=JerryK;42869134]i like how every muslim who does something wrong is somehow linked to al-qaeda and no article ever says how they're linked to al-qaeda, just that they are[/QUOTE] The groups claim to be linked to Al Qaeda so the media report it as such. If they came out and claimed they were aligned with the KKK I would expect the media to report it exactly the same.
"Sorry for killing an innocent. Yeah, I know, we kill innocents all the time but still."
[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;42873345]"Sorry for killing an innocent. Yeah, I know, we kill innocents all the time but still."[/QUOTE] Not an innocent. [quote]But the head was recognised from the video as originally belonging to a member of Ahrar al-Sham, a Sunni Islamist rebel group that often fights alongside ISIS though it does not share its al-Qaeda ideology.[/quote]
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