[quote]The charred body of a man has been found two days after an inferno gutted a business belonging to a Sydney greengrocer.
The 51-year-old man's fruit shop at Eastwood, in the city's north, caught fire early on Thursday morning.
When fire crews arrived shortly after midnight, they found the shop and several other businesses alight.
Police found the remains at 8.10am (AEST) on Saturday after searching the Rutledge Street premises.
Formal identification has not yet taken place, however the business owner has been reported missing by family members since the blaze, which took several hours for firefighters to extinguish.[/quote]
Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8279299/nsw-fruit-shop-owners-charred-body-found[/url]
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How the hell did a greengrocer manage to catch fire? I wouldn't have imagined that the fire would've started in that building.
That's sad
:(
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;31424936]How the hell did a greengrocer manage to catch fire? I wouldn't have imagined that the fire would've started in that building.[/QUOTE]
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by the title of this thread i imagined that there was a charred body found in like a shipment of fruit or something, if someone's inside a building thats on fuckin fire, they're very likely to be found charred so the title should be "Man perishes in fruit-shop fire" or something.
Combustible Lemons?
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"Can't a corpse buy some fruit and not get shit for it?"
I bet one of the firefighters was chewing on a couple of dehydrated plums he found when someone yelled "OMG, there's a man's body in here..." and the firefighter realized those weren't plums.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;31430160]I bet one of the firefighters was chewing on a couple of dehydrated plums he found when someone yelled "OMG, there's a man's body in here..." and the firefighter realized those weren't plums.[/QUOTE]
Wait, so what were they? His testicles? His eyes? Why did they come out? What part of the body looks like a dehydrated plum when burned? Was it feces? Did he try to take a shit while burning? Where were his clothes?
Am I overthinking this?
I dont see how this is news. They found a burned body in a burned building chances are its the owner. People die in fires and that isn't news.
Aww, thats sad.
[QUOTE=Wam;31430185]Wait, so what were they? His testicles? His eyes? Why did they come out? What part of the body looks like a dehydrated plum when burned? Was it feces? Did he try to take a shit while burning? Where were his clothes?
Am I overthinking this?[/QUOTE]
It was his.. testiceyes
