Four Adventurers Walk Into a Bar: [Another Adventure Thing] - General

Well, here it is. [img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7325/villageg.png[/img] [i]In a backwater village stuck in the depths of The Duck Forest, a covenant is formed.[/i] [img]http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4611/tavern.png[/img] [i]In this decrepit tavern, (Nowhere as good as the one in Redroof.) sit the fresh-faced adventurers awaiting the midday to set out.[/i] [img]http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3130/party2i.png[/img] [i]Alas however, they are actually unwashed and hung-over. Except for the Gnome, don't know what is going on there. Speaking of which, these are the adventurers. A Drow or Deep-Elf ranger, skilled in the arts of underground tracking. A Human Cleric, capable of turning the undead. A Gnomish Mage, skilled in the arcane and alchemical arts. And a staple of any group, a Dwarven Fighter proficient at hitting things until they die. [/i] [img]http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6996/mapdy.png[/img] [i]The Drow points to the parties map and makes clear his intention of going to the southern deserts.[/i] But where would the rest of the party like to go? You decide!

Sand sand sand (I hope you're going to finish this one DanRatherman, the two past interactives sadly didn't finish.) Don't exhaust yourself now with frequent updates, keep it at a slow but steady stream. It won't cause you to abandon thread because you've made people expect frequent updates and you'll be able to spend plenty of time on every update. :)

Make a detour to Redroof first to seek the blessings of your mothers to embark on said quest to the desert.

Obviously redroof

Redroof. Now where have i heard that before...

[img]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/2512/firstissue.png[/img] [i]It is resolved! The party shall go to Redroof! However, after they step out of the inn, a large individual blocks their path. It is Bauran Bearclaw, a notorious local douchebag. He wants to extort a handfull of silver from you for safe passage through the woods, wherein a gaggle of douchebags under his rule raid caravans. Being the character with the most charisma regarding the less-than-good, the Drow is pushed forward to confront him.[/i] What does the party do?

Explode his face with gnome magic.

Kick him in the balls and run.

[QUOTE=technologic;27286771]Kick him in the balls and run.[/QUOTE] This.

Explode his balls with gnome magic.

Kicking or no, don't give him the silver. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? [b][I]Right?[/I][/b]

Anyone know a good method to create simple GIFs? I want to be unoriginal and use those to make it more interesting ala King's Gem ala Mass Effect Interactive ala Homestuck.

Nope sorry. But I like that idea.

I'm pretty sure you can use GIMP, let me look around for a tutorial for you. [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] [url]http://www.gimp.org/tutorials/Simple_Animations/[/url]

[img]http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/8465/youhavehugeguts.png[/img] [i]Feeling his time to help the party has arrived, the Dwarf sprints forward and unleashes 2000 lbs/in^2 of Dwarven fury onto the bandit's groin. You have the feeling as this occurs that the other bandits in the area will not be so happy with this.[/i] What do you do? ((No GIFs, not easy or worth it for me. ))

Sprint into The Duck Forest while yelling insults at the bandits

Drag the bandit with you as you run yelling that you will kill him and then kill them with your "Kick of Death and destruction" if they do not let you run past.

Just two suggestions?

Patience is a virtue. I think the only reasonable option right now would be to have the dwarf climb into the carcass of the bandit and have him walk around as the (now dead) bandit. It would mean we would be safe when we walk through the woods.

Run. All of you just run.

Let the mage use one of his alchemy potions to put up a smoke screen and teleport yourself out since he is skilled in the arcane.

[QUOTE=Bftony;27325514]Let the mage [b]TRY and use[/b] one of his alchemy potions to put up a smoke screen and [b]Run away through the smoke[/b] since he is [b]a Beginner[/b] in the arcane.[/QUOTE]

Get to the safety of Redroof as soon as possible. There are sure to be guards and/or adventurers sympathetic to your plight that will aid you.

Be sure to take the man's intestines to make sausage with. Going to have to be careful with rations on your journey.

distract the bandits with a large quantity of conjured pies

[QUOTE=Spuzz;27332937]Get to the safety of Redroof as soon as possible. There are sure to be guards and/or adventurers sympathetic to your plight that will aid you.[/QUOTE] We're going to face thieves and rogues on our way, even more so now that we've killed their leader. We need to assume the identity of the bandit leader to ensure our safe travel BEFORE we go to Redroof.

Unfortunately I was busy tonight and now I'm not quite up to producing a series of pics. The update will come tomorrow. Until then, decide which plan you want. Agree for Running. Informative for Disguise. Funny for Persuasion.

Very well. [img]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2628/subtle.png[/img] [b]"Hello fellow bandits! Just a-taking these fine folks through the forest, seein' as they already payed the toll, yep."[/b] [i]The Gnome, a subtle master of illusion and puppeteering, maneuvers the corpse as a guise to help the party pass through unscathed. The Cleric has some qualms with this action but the Drow isn't keen on facing the heavily armed bandits in broad daylight. The Gnome couldn't be happier... the strange bastard.[/i]

Continue on and sing a song to pass the time on the long journey to Redroof

Get through the forest expiditiously and ditch the meat puppet before you reach Redroof. On a side note, I am now completely terrified of evil gnomes controlling humans from the inside.