I keep dreaming that a bird is shitting on me. - General

Every night. I have the same dream; its a horrific nightmare. I'm simply walking. On a simple street. In a simple world with no one in apart from me.. [B]and the pigeon.[/B] This pigeon hunts me down. It's cold, mean eyes glare as it's yellow beak snaps and hisses. I run, but what can i do? The pigeons wings beat my spindly legs that won't allow me to run faster. The street never ends, it gets further and further away. I have to dodge around bins that were not there before, fences that popped up out of the ground, and great heaving piles of dog crap. And then, the horror. The terrible terrible horror. I look up and the pigeon looks down and waves it's ass a little. A gigantic splatter of shit falls down, down, down and lands on my face. There is nothing i can do. [B]Nothing.[/B] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/9zsoq0.png[/IMG]

What a shitty dream. Weirdest dream I've ever had was a dream where I got gang-banged by a bunch of furries. It was awful.

Well here when pigeon shits on you it's considered luck.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20139567]Weirdest dream I've ever had was a dream where I was being gang-banged by a bunch of furries. It was awful.[/QUOTE] Yeah right, I bet it was a wet dream. I rarely if ever remember my dreams.

[img]http://www.insomniacs.co.uk/images/5273.jpg[/img] Use sleeping pills they are only $34,99 at your local walmart.

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;20139609][B]Yeah right, I bet it was a wet dream.[/B] I rarely if ever remember my dreams.[/QUOTE] No. I'm not a furry. Rather the opposite. [b]Edit:[/b] What's with the disagrees? Goddamnit.

Do you happen to be made out of stone in your dream? Or are you a car?

zoo-scat nice

it's not a dream

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20139633]No. I'm not a furry. Rather the opposite.[/QUOTE] In denial, are we? It's ok, no need to be afraid of your inner self.

Shoot the bird. [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/10x4qol.jpg[/IMG]

Every night. I have the same dream; its a terrific dream. I'm simply flying. On a simple street. In a simple world with no one in apart from me.. [B]and the guy.[/B] I try to hang out with this guy. His cold, mean eyes glare as his big mouth snaps and hisses. I fly, but what can i do? The guy's arms beat my spindly wings that won't allow me to fly faster. The street never ends, it gets further and further away. I have to dodge around lampposts that were not there before, bus stops that popped up out of the ground, and great heaving piles of dog crap. This guy is so mean to me, I just wanted a friend :ohdear: Well play time's over buddy. And then, I open fire. The awesome awesome aiming. I look down and the guy looks up and closes his eyes. A gigantic splatter of shit falls down, down, down and lands on his face. There is nothing he can do. [B]Nothing.[/B] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/9zsoq0.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20139718]Shoot the bird. [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/10x4qol.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] but it's a pigeon [editline]01:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=smurfy;20139815][B]and the guy.[/B][/QUOTE] i think OP is a girl

[QUOTE=Binsky;20139918]i think OP is a girl[/QUOTE] Different dream, must be a coincidence.

One time I was mowing my lawn...and a bird shat on my head. I was not amused.

ummm...couragedog? you have a little something...yeah, right there...no, no! get a kleenex, sweetie....

It's your mind subconciously trying to work around the feeling of your father ejaculating at your face when you sleep. Swett Dreams.

Every night. I have the same dream; its a horrific nightmare. I'm a simple street. In a simple world with no one in apart from me.. [B]and the pigeon, and the guy[/B] This pigeon hunts the guy down. It's cold, mean eyes glare as it's yellow beak snaps and hisses. The guy run's all over me, it hurts but what can i do? The pigeons wings beat his legs that won't allow him to run faster. I keep getting longer and longer and things like bins and dog shit keep appearing on my belly. The guy keeps jumping over them and it hurts when he lands on me. And then, the horror. The terrible terrible horror. I look up and the pigeon looks down and waves it's ass a little. A gigantic splatter of shit falls down, down, down and I think it's going to land on me but it lands on the guy instead. But then he falls over onto his front and smears it all over my asphalt. There is nothing i can do. [B]Nothing.[/B] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/9zsoq0.png[/IMG]

Well, maybe you feel that there are people higher-up than you who 'shit on you' (treat you badly)

Your dreams are psychic. A bird will poop on you in the future. Good luck, my friend.

According to your illustration, it's because of your hair.

Dream about you having a 50.kaliber sniper. aim for it and BANG!!!

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20139567]What a shitty dream. Weirdest dream I've ever had was a dream where I got gang-banged by a bunch of furries. It was awful.[/QUOTE] Poor You. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=knutmora;20142579]Poor You. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I know. I had nightmares about having that nightmare for months.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20139633]No. I'm not a furry. Rather the opposite.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Rixxz2;20121550](This was in the furry porn mega thread) I just forced myself to look through this entire thread for some reason. It wasn't a very pleasant experience.[/QUOTE] I wonder if that brought it on or if Rixxz got curious because of it.

It's a premonition. A plane's going to drop a bomb on your house.

maybe you should find a girl with no weird fetishes then

last dream i had was where i was fucking a 80 - 90 year old woman who was in a wheel chair best dream i ever had.

Oh my, i lol'd.

[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20139567]What a shitty dream. Weirdest dream I've ever had was a dream where I got gang-banged by a bunch of furries. It was awful.[/QUOTE] No "Hawt" rating.