My friend wants to join the Ku Klux Klan, what do I do? - General

Okay, so lately my friend has been saying some things that are pretty uncalled for, mostly directed towards blacks, he's been saying shit like "I hate n*****s", (I know my mom is not watching,I just thought I should sensor that), and we were watching a movie, in which a group of mostly black prisoners working, and he looked at the group and said most of them were black and how it was no surprise. What really sparked the fire though, was when he said: "If you had one drop of black in you, I'd have you killed." He was joking, but that's only because I am his friend, and he would want that happen to someone he didn't know. After that, I asked him about the KKK. He said he loved them and if he was invited, he would join. How to convince friend that he is being an ass?

Report him to the authorities. Immmmmmmmmmmmediately.

join it with him

[QUOTE=Ladowerf;21477925]Report him to the authorities. Immmmmmmmmmmmediately.[/QUOTE] There aren't any laws that can prohibit him from joining.

you should probably stop being his friend

Show him the movie Undercover Brother.

Stick your dick in his pooper. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - Jaanus))[/highlight]

and then push him down the stairs by accident

Kick him in the balls and tell him that everyone is human.

Beat the shit out of him.

Tell him the KKK hates white people too.

Tell him they don't get chicks. While the cool cids club does.

Tell him the white robes are just so fabulous with a lisp. If he's not gay problem solved.

Tell him that he's a very smart person and join along with him.

[QUOTE=Reaver1991;21477942]you should probably stop being his friend[/QUOTE] Well, this is very unusual situation with him. In fact, it's so unusual, that I can't even argue to him about the point because I'm not used to arguing with him about anything idiotic. He's easily influenced.

White power dude.

Explain to him the initiation process, about how he has to have sex with each of the members there.

Make him catch your gay, jew, black, and communist diseases.

[QUOTE=Surreal;21477965]Well, this is very unusual situation with him. In fact, it's so unusual, that I can't even argue to him about the point because I'm not used to arguing with him about anything idiotic. He's easily influenced.[/QUOTE] You're respectful. If all fails, convert him into a furry.

Wear Black robes instead of white robes to one of his meetings.

Call the police.

[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;21477986]You're respectful. If all fails, convert him into a furry.[/QUOTE] What? That's the absolute last thing we need in the world right now.

[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;21477986]You're respectful. If all fails, convert him into a furry.[/QUOTE] use this as a [I]last resort[/I]

Make him watch American History X?

Tell him he's a bigot and make him go see someone.

Stop hanging out with him.

[QUOTE=Soulmemories;21477994]Call the police.[/QUOTE] What are they gonna do? Freedom of association.

[QUOTE=Juniez;21478009]use this as a [I]last resort[/I][/QUOTE] Agreed.

Buy a genealogy record on him, see if you can find a black or jewish person somewhere in his family tree, and if you can, you win.

wear a black panther medallion.