[QUOTE]In what could be the most Australian fight ever, video has emerged of two kangaroos going toe-to-toe on a Central Coast street.
The two male marsupials slug it out for over five minutes in a clip uploaded to YouTube that has since gone viral.
Kicking and punching each other, the pair tussle in the middle of the street before moving on to a residential lawn to continue the battle.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/10/07/09/06/wild-kangaroos-brawl-in-suburban-nsw-street"]http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/10/07/09/06/wild-kangaroos-brawl-in-suburban-nsw-street[/URL]
[video=youtube;rRddLDynsCs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs[/video]
Interesting.
You have to remove the s from HTTPS
[video=youtube;rRddLDynsCs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs[/video]
[editline]7th October 2014[/editline]
Also isn't this a daily thing in Australia?
It does occur on a daily basis but never really in the middle of the street
Typical 'Straya
Nothing more Australian then having this fight right outside a custom V8 Holden Ute
[editline]7th October 2014[/editline]
someone probably gave these two half a goon sack and let them fight for the rest
should've been outside a pub tbh
For those who don't know, just one of those kicks, if made against an adult human, would cause severe internal bleeding, not to mention the huge lacerations.
[QUOTE=shutter_eye5;46170424]It does occur on a daily basis but never really in the middle of the street[/QUOTE]
I see them go at it every now and again down on this vacant land backed on by bush near us.
Emu's also nip you pretty bad
When I was just a wee young lad I decided it would be a grand idea to stick my finger through the fence to touch an emu, it nipped my bloody finger and I fell through the walking boards at the local park
Never again
Whenever someone mentions Kangaroos I'm always reminded of this video
[video=youtube;6P1vf_7DoLAp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLAp[/video]
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;46170509]Whenever someone mentions Kangaroos I'm always reminded of this video [video=youtube;6P1vf_7DoLAp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLAp[/video][/QUOTE] That kangaroo doesn't give a fuck
I'm sure they were calling each other cunts in the kangaroo language
[QUOTE=Dr.C;46170603]I'm sure they were calling each other cunts in the kangaroo language[/QUOTE]
I hope the creators of the australian cartoon "train station" and the big lez show do a voiceover
Quick someone do a Tekken/streetfighter edit.
'straya m8
Looked like a sissy slap fight mixed with high velocity kickboxing
[QUOTE=Aide;46170732]'straya cunt[/QUOTE]
Much better.
It's pretty awesome how they lean back on their tails to kick with both legs at once.
Also, straya!
Yeah fuckin Straya ay. I notice a croc in me back yard so I grab a tinny of Fosters and go sit on me verandah and I see these two roo cunts going at it. Almost kick the bucket from a couple of dingos sneaking up and tryin to eat me but instead they get my mate's baby.
australian_parliament.mp4
[QUOTE=Evanlution;46171004]Yeah fuckin Straya ay. I notice a croc in me back yard so I grab a tinny of Fosters and go sit on me verandah and I see these two roo cunts going at it. Almost kick the bucket from a couple of dingos sneaking up and tryin to eat me but instead they get my mate's baby.[/QUOTE]
It's like the best of australian sensationalist media rolled into one
[QUOTE=kibble;46171011]australian_parliament.mp4[/QUOTE]
Heavily missing some dickhead in the background shouting
"ORDDDERRR, ORRRRRRRDER, THIS PARLIAMENT WILL HAVE ORDERRR, THE REPRESENTATIVE FOR NEWCASTLE WILL RESUME HIS SEAT. THE REPRESENTATIVE FOR NEWCASTLE WILL RESUME HIS SEAT. ORDER"
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;46171038]Heavily missing some dickhead in the background shouting
"ORDDDERRR, ORRRRRRRDER, THIS PARLIAMENT WILL HAVE ORDERRR, THE REPRESENTATIVE FOR NEWCASTLE WILL RESUME HIS SEAT. THE REPRESENTATIVE FOR NEWCASTLE WILL RESUME HIS SEAT. ORDER"[/QUOTE]
This comes to mind
[video=youtube;TMPJtPnh1RQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMPJtPnh1RQ[/video]
oh and this too:
[video=youtube;-gZVqnSZPDw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZVqnSZPDw[/video]
this is nothing compared to emus
emus scare the absolute piss out of me
[QUOTE=Evanlution;46171004]Almost kick the bucket from a couple of dingos sneaking up and tryin to eat me but instead they get my mate's baby.[/QUOTE]
You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You about to cross some fuckin' [i]lines[/i].
[QUOTE=Luni;46171127]You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You about to cross some fuckin' [i]lines[/i].[/QUOTE]
I think he'd already know about it due to the fact it was such a controversial topic in Australia, many are divided on what happened to the child
[QUOTE=HyperTails;46171123]this is nothing compared to emus
emus scare the absolute piss out of me[/QUOTE]
how about cassowaries
[QUOTE=Bradyns;46170482]For those who don't know, just one of those kicks, if made against an adult human, would cause severe internal bleeding, not to mention the huge lacerations.
I see them go at it every now and again down on this vacant land backed on by bush near us.[/QUOTE]
My cousin and his girlfriend were on a road trip once and he stopped to take a leak on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Some kangaroo came out of the bush and started beating the crap out of him and his gf locked him out of the car :v:
Hes fine now but he was in hospital for a week or so and mighty miffed at his girlfriend, wild kangaroos are scary as shit
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;46170467]someone probably gave these two half a goon sack and let them fight for the rest[/QUOTE]
God damn it fruxo every time you post about Australia I end up having to google some slang
Thanks for the AUS tag, my initial reaction was leaning towards Luxembourg!
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