Tesco replaces fruit and vegetables with alcohol in time for Reading Festival
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Tesco store swaps salad for spirits as it piles up thousands of litres of Jagermeister and beer into aisles ahead of Reading Festival
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A Tesco spokesman told The Reading Post: ‘During the festival we expect to see 35,000 people a day coming through the store, and yes, we expect some of them will want to buy alcohol.
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Cider is one of my five a day
[QUOTE=Chrisordie;45739949]Cider is one of my five a day[/QUOTE]
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that's like 3 of your 5 a day right there
all supermarkets should do this to encourage healthy living
Jägermeister and lager? How are you supposed to make a martini with that? The festival will just disintegrate into savagery!
Glorious
Why doesn't the Woodstock tesco do this
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that's like 3 of your 5 a day right there
all supermarkets should do this to encourage healthy living[/QUOTE]
I love this stuff.
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King tier cider.
That's pretty awesome. I feel sorry for the staff, when I was there a few years back it got so badly ransacked that the security just gave up.
I'm sorry but I honestly miss the connection Reading => Liquor.
Is this some kind of inside joke...?
[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;45740540]I'm sorry but I honestly miss the connection Reading => Liquor.
Is this some kind of inside joke...?[/QUOTE]
It's a festival in Reading, as in the place not the function.
They're probably going to sell every case of it.
Is that pronounced "Reading" and as in, "I was [I]reading[/I] a book"?
It's pronounced 'Redding.'
[QUOTE=cathal6606;45740707]Is that pronounced "Reading" and as in, "I was [I]reading[/I] a book"?[/QUOTE]
It's pronounced "Red-ing".
Edit: Darn, got there seconds before me.
Stop fucking around guys, it's pronounced 'Road-eye-ng'
[QUOTE=BackwardSpy;45740719]It's pronounced 'Redding.'[/QUOTE]
Oh that makes more sense then, I was wondering why you would need so much alcohol for a reading festival.
[QUOTE=cathal6606;45740772]Oh that makes more sense then, I was wondering why you would need so much alcohol for a reading festival.[/QUOTE]
"This year is a Hemingway special!"
[QUOTE=cathal6606;45740772]Oh that makes more sense then, I was wondering why you would need so much alcohol for a reading festival.[/QUOTE]
"sss'fucking good... uh, book here.."
"sir, that's a stop sign"
Man, it always saddens me to see binge drinking of cheap alcohol during the festivals. If you need to be drunk to have fun you're doing it wrong, and especially with dime dollar booze.
If you're going to drink, get some stuff that doesn't taste like cat piss.
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;45741006]Man, it always saddens me to see binge drinking of cheap alcohol during the festivals. If you need to be drunk to have fun you're doing it wrong, and especially with dime dollar booze.
If you're going to drink, get some stuff that doesn't taste like cat piss.[/QUOTE]
Man music sounds so much better when both drunk or high, and I'd imagine it'd be fun to get shitfaced after everyone's performed.
Well as Reading festival finishes at 23:30 every night, theres nothing to do in the campsite until 12pm the next day except drink, fuck and fight.
[QUOTE=Irockz;45740434]Magners Cider best cider, drinking it right now[/QUOTE]
lmao you havent had a lot if you think magners is the best
sweet sugary alcohol is for children
not even children because they are legally forbidden from drinking it
it is for no one
[QUOTE=RobbL;45741341]sweet sugary alcohol is for children
not even children because they are legally forbidden from drinking it
it is for no one[/QUOTE]
it tastes better than most beers which all taste vaguely the same
[QUOTE=Coffee;45741351]it tastes better than most beers which all taste vaguely the same[/QUOTE]
spirits all day erry day
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