I'm smelling the most ungodly smell I will ever smell at the moment. - General

It all started this morning, I woke up at around 7 so I could lock my sister out while she was at work. As I walked casually through the kitchen, which leads to the front door, it hit me like a fucking 18 wheeler. It's like those old people you see in the grocery store who are so unclean they still have after birth behind their ears, crossed with cat shit and monkey piss. It smells so horrible as I sit typing this, my shirt is pulled up over my nose so as to block the smell. I gag every time I pull my shirt down. At the moment my father and mother are cleaning out the laundry room (which they think is the source of the problem) in the hopes of finding whatever god awful creation this is. I will update later if the source is found.

its a dead body, decaying flesh

Get some What Odor?

Wait, something similar happened to me once..but then it just turned that our pipes in the bathroom from the toilet were blocked up and the fan wasn't working.

burn everything

Something's died behind a radiator or something.

Why are you locking your sister out? Dick.

Call in a hazmat team.

Check under the floorboards

Are you sure you didn't just forgot to flush?

lol use some deodorant lol

it's you, you smelly fuck.

You've obviously never smelt dead mollusk.

It's me

Get rid of the monkey, the cat and the old lady. Problem solved!

If you find the source, try adding it to your cooking. Give it to a friend or enemy and watch the abdominal pain.

Comes from: 1. Frequent fapping 2. Not using the toliet paper. 3. Not scrubbing yourself 4. Becoming sweaty.

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;21146038]Why are you locking your sister out? Dick.[/QUOTE] I think he meant he was locking the door behind her.

Have you ever smelt a burning body? Ever taken a whiff of the gangrenous remains of a shredded arm that hasn't been treated because his shithole little town is a thousand years behind modern medical care? Ever had to grapple with a suspect who's literally been laying in his own shit, piss, and sweat in a sewage culvert for three days straight because he was too scared to leave for fear of being caught by the armed patrols in the area? Ever slipped into a cesspool, plunged your hands through the bloated stomach of some week-old corpse, and let the gas inside waft into your nostrils? Yeah, me neither, but I bet it would suck.

We found a dead wrasse behind our reef aquarium once. who knew something so small could make such a terrible oder.

Something dead will smell bad, really bad.

[QUOTE=J0E_SpRaY;21146173]We found a dead wrasse behind our reef aquarium once. who knew something so small could make such a terrible oder.[/QUOTE] The big snails smell worse. As soon as they leave the water they hit you like a hammer and you have to quarantine the room.

[img]http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6904/96192067.png[/img] Shittily done MSpaint depiction of the affected area.

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;21146038]Why are you locking your sister out? Dick.[/QUOTE] Not that it matters, she is locked in my basement now.

The black cubes represent objects.

You should move your comp uter in the meantime

[QUOTE=Big Ben;21146291]Shittily done MSpaint depiction of the affected area.[/QUOTE] oh god your parents are dead

[QUOTE=Zeke129;21146344]You should move your comp uter in the meantime[/QUOTE] No point, the smell will most likely be gone by the time it's worth moving the comp uter. (At least I hope it will. :ohdear:)

Open some windows and the smell should just clear out. That or the whole neighborhood will call the police, think there's some sort of gas leak or some shit.

[QUOTE=Private Space;21146382]Open some windows and the smell should just clear out. That or the whole neighborhood will call the police, think there's some sort of gas leak or some shit.[/QUOTE] We only have two neighbors, I don't live in a neighborhood. Plus the smell is only affecting 3 out of the 12ish rooms in the house.