How do you get girls?

[Sata_Sonic]

Ok, please only serious answers and opinions. If I wanted a fuck buddy, I wouldnt write this thread.

Anyways, im from Australia. And its DEAD hard to get any type of girl into a long lasting relationship more which lasts more than 1 night.

Also, its virtually impossible to get a girl without actually going to a bar, which I highly dislike due to the amount of dickheads in every single night club.
Where do you get girls? Please state your country as well because its interesting how people cope with this issue all over the world.

PS. Im not a nerd or anything, I just hate going out at night.

PS**- Im 17 and Im studying in my last year of highschool. Graduating in about 4 months.

Oh man, man oh man, a chick came up to me at a shop and told me that she liked me and wanted to go for a drink with me. I declined since she was too fat, now i feel bad cause I sort of misjudged her personality :(

[Sputn!k]

[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=226"]hrmmm[/URL]

[Fenriswolf]

I be myself.

[Alcapwne]

Your age and occupation would help.

[JJ Webby]

I have no fucking clue, it just happens.

Scotland.

[Tea]

I get guys.

[Sputn!k]

[QUOTE=Sata_Sonic;23902548]If I wanted a fuck buddy, I wouldnt write this thread.

Also, its virtually impossible to get a girl without actually going to a bar[/QUOTE]

How could you NOT be looking for one night stands if the only place you look is bars

[Push]

i get my girls from World of warcraft.. that's where the real action is.

[kayOkay]

Beer.

Ah sorry, you wanted long lasting relationships?

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[Deweze]

I'm not a nerd or anything

haha brilliant

[DrBreen]

Show them your pokemon card colletion and your snot reserves!

[The Mighty Boat]

First rule is that you
must be Scottish or Irish
or else you're fucked

[Raton Laveur]

Most FP'ers probably don't.

[NickFury6]

Looks like OP didn't notice or read the bolded GD rules thread.

[Elstumpo]

I find some shoes in a cage works best.

[Supersheepie]

buy candy and a van

[Lukeo]

Chloroform.

In all seriousness i'm sure there's a few girls or female friends you like in your highschool. There has to be other opportunites to go out with friends other than bars/nightclubs.

[Mr. Clipper]

You'll get proper answers here:
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=226[/URL]

For me I live in a town with less than 4000 people and the good girls is just a rarity.

Oh sorry, the first post looked like it wasn't hyperlinked.

[samframpton]

Send every girl you know texts saying that you love them, i'm sure something will come of that.

[meepugh]

Chop of your penis. They love that.

[milkandcooki]

Invest in some roofers.

[Pyth]

Just ask. The reason most gf-less guys are gf-less is because they never let the girl know they're interested in them.

[detectivep]

Well, I walk outside and whistle. They come running from under the porch and wherever else girls hide. Then I give them a bowl of milk and some food. They like it if I stick around and talk to them and shit, too.

[dvsilverwing]

You're asking Facepunch, lol.

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;23902607]First rule is that you
must be [B]Scottish[/B] or Irish
or else you're fucked[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah muafuckas ma ass be pimping all dem hos in da fuckin hood blud nah whit am sayen blud?

:scotland:

[CoolCorky]

The key is to BE ALPHA

and GO TO THE GYM pretty much EVERY DAY and WORK OUT with my SWEATY MAN FRIENDS

You also gotta TREAT WOMEN LIKE DIRT and quite often RAPE THEM

This will help you GET THE GIRLS

RAAARGH

[daumantas100]

Buy girls shit they don't really need, a lot of it.

[JJ Webby]

-snip-

[FoxMeister]

Google search "porn".
Experience minimum happiness.

[JDER14]

Well I like to use a thing called roofies, but no one really needs to know about that.