• How to 'PROPERLY' take a dump in India (AKA you aren't going green if you don't do this)
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[url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=753_1309733306[/url] I find it pretty interesting how things are done in different parts of the world. I can't imagine crouching that long if I ever had to take a huge shit, and then wipe my ass with my bare hand because I'm so used to sitting, flushing, and using paper/wipes. If you're someone who wants to be green, I suggest you start using this method when doing your business. You'll save a whole lot of trees by using your hand instead of paper.
Fuck trees I ain't getting last week's dinner on my hands.
That's a good way to herniate yourself.
Why the fuck have I seen such toilets in France? I swear they have them at gas stations. I used to wonder how someone would take a shit in these things. Now I am enlightened.
[QUOTE=Wootman;30909488]Fuck trees I ain't getting last week's dinner on my hands.[/QUOTE] So you either have week-old shit on your ass or you only shit once a week.
I've seen those in Greece, Italy and France. WITH paper, obviously.
Shitting like that is extremely comfortable and easy. Nearly no pushing required.
France has a lot of those at public restrooms. Fucking hate them. [editline]5th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=PelPix123;30909660]Squatting is the way the human body was made to poop. It's us that have it all wrong. Squatting actually opens up all the proper passages and relaxes all the proper muscles.[/QUOTE] The problem is that nowadays we wears pants
it also prevents having a hairy asshole
I think I'll stick to shitting unnaturally, thanks.
I don't think I'd mind the squatting, but the whole wiping with your hand thing is a bit too much.
I'd rather they come up with another way of cleaning... leaves, perhaps?
Nasty, Ill do it the wrong way i think..
oh god am I really going to watch a video of a guy dropping a deuce
[QUOTE=PelPix123;30909660]Squatting is the way the human body was made to poop. It's us that have it all wrong. Squatting actually opens up all the proper passages and relaxes all the proper muscles.[/QUOTE] next time
i think the next time i'll shit i'll lift up both lids and try to squat shit
I could see how washing away the shit from your ass is cleaner but what I think is that 1. Surely a soap dispenser would be better or eventually you will end up with a soap bar covered in microbes of anal turd near the end of it's life and 2. How the hell do you dry your ass? Wouldn't you end up with a big wet spot on the back of your pants?
I don't think he was indicating you wipe your ass with your hand. I thought you just poured the water down your ass crack and that cleaned it. I would also like to know how you dry your ass.
"very very clean way to use the latrine" Uh-huh...
I could just imagine walking in on some tourist trying to get comfortable sitting down on that, lol
Not as bad as I imagined, sure you clean it using your hand but you use water along with it and then at the end wash your hands with soap.
Better method: Get a washlet. No hands + No paper + Hot air dryer = superior.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;30909660]Squatting is the way the human body was made to poop. It's us that have it all wrong. Squatting actually opens up all the proper passages and relaxes all the proper muscles.[/QUOTE] Yeah but scooping isn't what the human hand was made for.
[QUOTE=Kilgore 2nd;30919126]I could see how washing away the shit from your ass is cleaner but what I think is that 1. Surely a soap dispenser would be better or eventually you will end up with a soap bar covered in microbes of anal turd near the end of it's life and 2. How the hell do you dry your ass? Wouldn't you end up with a big wet spot on the back of your pants?[/QUOTE] You stick up your ass to the sun.
Now i know not to shake the left hand of Indian people.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;30909477][url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=753_1309733306[/url] I find it pretty interesting how things are done in different parts of the world. I can't imagine crouching that long if I ever had to take a huge shit, and then wipe my ass with my bare hand because I'm so used to sitting, flushing, and using paper/wipes. If you're someone who wants to be green, I suggest you start using this method when doing your business.[B] You'll save a whole lot of trees by using your hand instead of paper.[/B][/QUOTE] No you won't.
[QUOTE=Wootman;30909488]Fuck trees I ain't getting last week's dinner on my hands.[/QUOTE] It takes you an entire week to fully digest food?
[QUOTE=Shoupie;30927123]It takes you an entire week to fully digest food?[/QUOTE] Maybe he only shits on mondays?
Very educational. Looking forward to taking a dump, indian style. Since I don't have such "toilet", I'll have to dig a hole in my back yard without my family knowing about it :v:
I'll shit how i want to shit its my ass ill do what i want
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