One day, as I was dredging the bottom of the Internets, I came across Omegle.com.
It is an anonymous chat engine that lets you talk to a single person. This can either be either via text or webcam.
Now, we all know about what happens when we go to a chat site. You are just looking for someone to talk to, and they are just looking for someone to rape. What's different about Omegle, though, is the quality of the rapists. [b]Let me show you 12 seperate conversations I held with people.[/b]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com] Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: gr8
Stranger: asl ? :)
You: >9000, yes, Earth
You: :P
Stranger: really?
Stranger: me too...
You: ya rly
Stranger: :b
Stranger: and what you like t do?
You: not get raped
Stranger: hm ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]Stranger: m/f?
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: oh my christ is everyone here obsessed with my rapeability factor
Stranger: lol
You: i told the other guy my interests were not getting raped and he logged
Stranger: lol
You: hmm
Stranger: 19,m,usa
You: i didnt ask
Stranger: i know
You: then why would you think i wanna know
Stranger: thought you might
You: why
Stranger: idk
You: b/c you want to rape me
You: i knew it
You: I FUCKIN KENW IT
Stranger: i dont want to rape you
Stranger: i want to have your permission
You: go get some porn
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: hi horny f here
You: I am a 1,200 lb Heifer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: Asl
You: wats that mean
Stranger: Age sex location...
You: oh
You: im four, im a girl, and im from new york city
You: my momy went off the computr
Stranger: Whatever
You: what is this
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: hey, 16/f/usa :)
Stranger: supp
You: 79/m/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: As horny as a paraplegic can be ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: 18 female NY, NY, and im lesbian
You: 66/m/Our Lord's Asperger's Rehabilitation clinic, PA and im not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: I love you.<3'
You: awww
Stranger: <3' Your the best.<3'
You: u kno something crazy?
You: If you took your view of me (stranger) and my view of you(stranger)
You: then we would both be strangers
You: on the internet
You: which is what i would like to remain
Stranger: </3'
You: O>O
You: i was jk
Stranger: You don't love me.?</3'
You: no, i luv u
You: i just have a funny way of showing it
Stranger: Yay,<3'
You: like when i killed the kids
You: ;_:
Stranger: You what.!</3' No wonder they haven't been texting or coming down stares.</3'
You: IM UR DED SPAUS HAUNTIN JOUR COMPUTERS
You: WHAT JOO DOIN ON THIS SEX SITE
You: q.q
Stranger: D: Your a monster.! I don't love you anymore.!!
Stranger: </3'
You: AAHHH
You: IT BURNS
Stranger: ITS OVER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi!
Stranger: 17m looking for a spontaneous 14 year old girl!
You: NO SHIT! I'm 14!
You: And a girl!
Stranger: name?
You: Rebecca
Stranger: cute name im brnadon
Stranger: brandon
You: hi Brandon :D
Stranger: hi Rebecca
You: Hi brandon :D
Stranger: are you okay with the age difference
You: Are you okay with me being rebecca black? :D
Stranger: yes
You: great! then sure
Stranger: ok do you have a picture i can please see of you?
You: Yes, i have a pic of me up on the internet.
Stranger: may i see
You: [url]www.meatspin.com[/url], I'm on the top [b] (WARNING, you facepunch fucktards. Dont go there.)[/b]
Stranger: im not falling for that i got the same thing yesterday
You: Whoopsie! ^.^
Stranger: yea
You: u suck
Stranger: why?
You: nobody falls for that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: Eiya
You: Are you from Australia? That sounds aussie
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: I'm Canadian
Stranger: Although not many people say that
You: Oh, so it's Eh-ya?
Stranger: Mhm
You: ba dun-kssh
Stranger: Hardi harhar
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: BOOOOOO
You: My inner feeling on how bad you want to rape me is slowly creeping down
Stranger: Maybe you should rape me
Stranger: Just to get it out of the way
You: i dont think you would like that
Stranger: I might
You: hmm
Stranger: Depends on your color
Stranger: Down there
You: do you enjoy meat tenderizers?
Stranger: Errrrr, I can pretend I do
You: I have a device
You: that allows me to bring a meat tenderizer into your genitals at an exact force
You: wanna try it out? but choose your next words carefully.
Stranger: Hmmmmmmmmmm....
Stranger: Tenderize me
You: *slam slam slam*
You: btw, im green down there
Stranger: Oh sheet
Stranger: TIS DA HULK
You: it was an accident
Stranger: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi
Stranger: Guess what??
You: WHAT
Stranger: Jesus loves you!
You: OMG!
You: awesome
Stranger: Yes, very much
You: Good thing, so many people wanna rape me on here
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: ROFL
You: mebbe jesus can help me
You: wia
You: wait
You: did i talk to you before
Stranger: WHattt
Stranger: No!
Stranger: :(
You: I was talking about trolling people for a forum
Stranger: I just came on!!
You: OH MAH GOD
Stranger: No, not me
Stranger: Whatt!
You: aww
You: ?
Stranger: Sowwy :(
You: its ok
Stranger: Yay
You: yay :D
Stranger: Did you want to talk to this person??
You: i dunno
Stranger: :o
You: hey guess what
Stranger: Okkkh
You: watch this
Stranger: OK
You: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------------~~~~~~~~~~~
You: guess where Jesus was
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Zomg
You: its the ocean
You: guess where he was
Stranger: OK
Stranger: Becuz if you are, Jesus still loves you
You: ?
You: if i am what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[b]tl;dr: go to Omegle.com and talk to people, they rock and are fun[/b]
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I can feel the dumbs.
oh hey you're the same idiot that made that thread about posting your epic n randum funni storiez xD. Please die.
I know this is going to be a meta reply, but to all the people who have replied and are going to reply, why are you replying if it is so dumb? Just rate him late and let the thread get buried.
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