• Omegle.com | Hilarious Stories
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One day, as I was dredging the bottom of the Internets, I came across Omegle.com. It is an anonymous chat engine that lets you talk to a single person. This can either be either via text or webcam. Now, we all know about what happens when we go to a chat site. You are just looking for someone to talk to, and they are just looking for someone to rape. What's different about Omegle, though, is the quality of the rapists. [b]Let me show you 12 seperate conversations I held with people.[/b] [QUOTE=Omegle.com] Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are u? You: gr8 Stranger: asl ? :) You: >9000, yes, Earth You: :P Stranger: really? Stranger: me too... You: ya rly Stranger: :b Stranger: and what you like t do? You: not get raped Stranger: hm ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]Stranger: m/f? You: hi Stranger: hi You: oh my christ is everyone here obsessed with my rapeability factor Stranger: lol You: i told the other guy my interests were not getting raped and he logged Stranger: lol You: hmm Stranger: 19,m,usa You: i didnt ask Stranger: i know You: then why would you think i wanna know Stranger: thought you might You: why Stranger: idk You: b/c you want to rape me You: i knew it You: I FUCKIN KENW IT Stranger: i dont want to rape you Stranger: i want to have your permission You: go get some porn You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: hi horny f here You: I am a 1,200 lb Heifer. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: Asl You: wats that mean Stranger: Age sex location... You: oh You: im four, im a girl, and im from new york city You: my momy went off the computr Stranger: Whatever You: what is this Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: hey, 16/f/usa :) Stranger: supp You: 79/m/usa Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: horny? You: As horny as a paraplegic can be ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: 18 female NY, NY, and im lesbian You: 66/m/Our Lord's Asperger's Rehabilitation clinic, PA and im not Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: I love you.<3' You: awww Stranger: <3' Your the best.<3' You: u kno something crazy? You: If you took your view of me (stranger) and my view of you(stranger) You: then we would both be strangers You: on the internet You: which is what i would like to remain Stranger: </3' You: O>O You: i was jk Stranger: You don't love me.?</3' You: no, i luv u You: i just have a funny way of showing it Stranger: Yay,<3' You: like when i killed the kids You: ;_: Stranger: You what.!</3' No wonder they haven't been texting or coming down stares.</3' You: IM UR DED SPAUS HAUNTIN JOUR COMPUTERS You: WHAT JOO DOIN ON THIS SEX SITE You: q.q Stranger: D: Your a monster.! I don't love you anymore.!! Stranger: </3' You: AAHHH You: IT BURNS Stranger: ITS OVER Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi! Stranger: 17m looking for a spontaneous 14 year old girl! You: NO SHIT! I'm 14! You: And a girl! Stranger: name? You: Rebecca Stranger: cute name im brnadon Stranger: brandon You: hi Brandon :D Stranger: hi Rebecca You: Hi brandon :D Stranger: are you okay with the age difference You: Are you okay with me being rebecca black? :D Stranger: yes You: great! then sure Stranger: ok do you have a picture i can please see of you? You: Yes, i have a pic of me up on the internet. Stranger: may i see You: [url]www.meatspin.com[/url], I'm on the top [b] (WARNING, you facepunch fucktards. Dont go there.)[/b] Stranger: im not falling for that i got the same thing yesterday You: Whoopsie! ^.^ Stranger: yea You: u suck Stranger: why? You: nobody falls for that. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: Eiya You: Are you from Australia? That sounds aussie Stranger: Nah Stranger: I'm Canadian Stranger: Although not many people say that You: Oh, so it's Eh-ya? Stranger: Mhm You: ba dun-kssh Stranger: Hardi harhar Stranger: I mean Stranger: BOOOOOO You: My inner feeling on how bad you want to rape me is slowly creeping down Stranger: Maybe you should rape me Stranger: Just to get it out of the way You: i dont think you would like that Stranger: I might You: hmm Stranger: Depends on your color Stranger: Down there You: do you enjoy meat tenderizers? Stranger: Errrrr, I can pretend I do You: I have a device You: that allows me to bring a meat tenderizer into your genitals at an exact force You: wanna try it out? but choose your next words carefully. Stranger: Hmmmmmmmmmm.... Stranger: Tenderize me You: *slam slam slam* You: btw, im green down there Stranger: Oh sheet Stranger: TIS DA HULK You: it was an accident Stranger: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegle.com]You: hi Stranger: Guess what?? You: WHAT Stranger: Jesus loves you! You: OMG! You: awesome Stranger: Yes, very much You: Good thing, so many people wanna rape me on here Stranger: ;D Stranger: ROFL You: mebbe jesus can help me You: wia You: wait You: did i talk to you before Stranger: WHattt Stranger: No! Stranger: :( You: I was talking about trolling people for a forum Stranger: I just came on!! You: OH MAH GOD Stranger: No, not me Stranger: Whatt! You: aww You: ? Stranger: Sowwy :( You: its ok Stranger: Yay You: yay :D Stranger: Did you want to talk to this person?? You: i dunno Stranger: :o You: hey guess what Stranger: Okkkh You: watch this Stranger: OK You: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------------~~~~~~~~~~~ You: guess where Jesus was Stranger: :D Stranger: Zomg You: its the ocean You: guess where he was Stranger: OK Stranger: Becuz if you are, Jesus still loves you You: ? You: if i am what Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [b]tl;dr: go to Omegle.com and talk to people, they rock and are fun[/b] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong section / Bad idea for a thread / Chat "lolg"" - Swebonny))[/highlight]
I can feel the dumbs.
oh hey you're the same idiot that made that thread about posting your epic n randum funni storiez xD. Please die.
I know this is going to be a meta reply, but to all the people who have replied and are going to reply, why are you replying if it is so dumb? Just rate him late and let the thread get buried.
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