I am currently being scammed by a chinese man.

[Xaphania]

So anyway, I checked my email the other day, and BAM. In the spam folder, a message with the title of "READ ME!"

This man has " I have obscured business suggestion for you of #24,500,000USD" which is rather silly as I am Canadian, and if he was really going to send me money, I'd rather not have american monies.

I replied saying that "I am interested, please tell me more. " thinking that this man actually will try to scam me, and I'm very happy.

The man (Mr.Andrew Lu Sang) wants my money. Okay, lets see what you say.

[quote]Thank you very much for your prompt interest to my email.Let me start by introducing myself, I am Mr.Andrew Lu Sang Credit Officer of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd in Hong Kong.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Major Fadi Saab who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war early this year.

Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the Major and his family had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Major Fadi Saab did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four millions Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration 3 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Major Fadi Saab so that you will be able to receive his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Major Fadi Saab, all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with the following informations:

Your Full Names:
Age:
Address:
Occupation:
Phone Number;
Country of residence:

For the attorney to commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in this matter as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.

Thanks for your prompt response,

I wait to hear from you.

Your Partner,
Andrew Lu Sang[/quote]

Obviously, I'm not going to give this guy my information, but might as well play him on a bit.

I reply to his email with:
[quote]
"Hello, sorry to ask this, but may I please see a picture of you before I send my information? I don't want to be sending it to a robot, so please send a picture of yourself holding a sign saying, My name is Slim Shady."[/quote]

I get this message saying how legitimate this is, and 100% legit!
I just disregard that to get to my slim shady pictures. Ohh, no slim shady, but there are these two pictures.

[media][url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/My_Family_Picture.jpg[/url][/media]
[media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Work_ID.jpg[/media]

Okay, wtf. Seriously. It kinda looks like his heads been photoshopped in, and that his wife is ugly as well, really ugly.

But still, I want my real slim shady pictures. Apparently I'm worried about how the picture of the man may actually be captured.

[quote]Thank you for these pictures, but they might not actually be of you. It is possible you have this man captured.
Please send a picture of you with a sign saying " I am the real slim shady"
only then will I be certain of your legitimacy.
thanks. [/quote]

Lets see what happens. Please please please give me slim shady.

Also, rate bad reading if I should continue this?

[Doctor Robert]

I still express yo I don't smoke weed or cess

dont be another sequel

EXPRESS YOURSELF

[Xaphania]

Cool man, i won't smoke cess.

[Giner]

You got a spam email, why didn't you just ignore it?

[cheeseman52]

That I.D picture looks like a horrible photoshop. Keep up with it and see what other dumb things he can think of to scam you with

[MS-DOS4]

[QUOTE=Xaphania;18326202]Cool man, i won't smoke cess.[/QUOTE]

Now just jump up jump up and get down.

[R2Bl3nd]

[url]http://www.419eater.com/[/url] has a lot of tips on how to bait these scammers. Read the letters archive and browse the forums for some very cool related stuff.

[ZuXer]

Oh my god...
Keep it going

[Penguiin]

This is pretty funny, get him to send you all different kinds of humiliating pictures.

[Xaphania]

i can't get over the kids head, ITS SO SMALL. It's like that creepy guy in MiB, whose head grows back after you shoot it.

[Subhazardman]

[QUOTE=Doctor Robert;18326198]I still express yo I don't smoke weed or cess

dont be another sequel

EXPRESS YOURSELF[/QUOTE]

It's been known to give a brother brain damage, and brain damage on the mic don't manage NOTHIN' cept for makin' a sucka and you equal!

Don't be another sequel

EXPRESS YOURSELF!

Fix'd

[BulletofHell]

[QUOTE=Doctor Robert;18326198]I still express yo I don't smoke weed or cess

dont be another sequel

EXPRESS YOURSELF[/QUOTE]

I'm expressin' with my fullest capabilities, and now I'm livin' in correctional facilities.

[Shrooms]

omg theres pix and hes replying it must be real

spam bot

[Doctor Robert]

[QUOTE=BulletofHell;18326296]I'm expressin' with my fullest capabilities, and now I'm livin' in correctional facilities.[/QUOTE]

Some don't agree with how I do dis

[gamefreek76]

Seems legit.
Don't be a pussy.

[Doug52392]

Uhh... just delete the e-mails then?

[Subhazardman]

[QUOTE=Xaphania;18326255]i can't get over the kids head, ITS SO SMALL. It's like that creepy guy in ghostbusters, whose head grows back after you shoot it.[/QUOTE]

That's MEN IN BLACK GOD DAMNIT

[darkrei9n]

Ask him if he can teach you the Chinese alphabet.

[Frayyyy]

[QUOTE=Xaphania;18326255]It's like that creepy guy in ghostbusters, whose head grows back after you shoot it.[/QUOTE]

Uhhh that was MiB

[Subhazardman]

[QUOTE=Doctor Robert;18326319]Some don't agree with how I do dis[/QUOTE]

ITT: Dr. Dre

[zeebiedeebie]

Lol.

[Shrooms]

also [url]http://scamoftheday.com/wordpress/2009/10/28/us-asciibumvhzcehiq/[/url]

[Mix999]

Hey man that guy sounds legit.

[Adolf-Hitler]

Maybe this, clears some daylight.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com/img/cc8000cphkhsbid.jpg][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/thumbs/th.cc8000cphkhsbid.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[AY LEE]

Trust him.

[Wakka V2]

Send him a Powerbook.

[LazyBoy]

oh look his wife is ugly this must be fake

[Scope0]

Oh wow. I would have known that im busted when i get asked for pictures of me posing as slim shady

[gerard]

Hahaha that totally looks photoshopped

[Xaphania]

[QUOTE=Subhazardman;18326363]That's MEN IN BLACK GOD DAMNIT[/QUOTE]

I knew that. Goddam.

Anyway, I can't wait till he replies.