• Lightning strikes incredibly unlucky man in the scrotum
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[quote]A lightning struck a 53-year-old man's scrotum and then exited his body through one of his feet in Madrid, Spain. The good news: he survived. The bad news: his testicles were burned. A lucky man. Or maybe not. The man was walking on Avenida de La Ilustración—a street in Madrid's suburb Tres Cantos—when the lightning struck his scrotum through his pants, travelled down one of his legs and went to the sidewalk through his foot. He fell unconscious. His son called the emergency services, who treated the burns on his scrotum and feet. They moved him to the Hospital de la Paz, where he got under several tests. Luckily, his heart and brain were not affected by the lightning, said the doctors. Nature has a sick sense of humor sometimes. But at least it's not as cruel as [URL="http://gizmodo.com/5905682/can-you-die-if-someone-squeezes-your-testicles-hard-enough"]women who kill men by squeezing their testicles[/URL]. Source: [URL]http://gizmodo.com/5907640/lightning-strikes-mans-scrotum[/URL] [/quote] I guess you could say.. ..Nature was teste-ing him. :suicide:
...And every man reading this felt a little bit of pain.
Testicular
Jesus Christ how terrifying
How did it not strike the upper part of his body? This guy must have balls of steel.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8DbPSXzvxg[/media] [editline]5th May 2012[/editline] the winning pun and you know it
His wife must have been shocked to hear the news...
[QUOTE=Maucer;35837273]This guy must have balls of steel.[/QUOTE] He should be fine then.
Jesus, that would suck. I wonder if it felt like he got the world's nastiest punt to the sack.
Did he have a goldmember?
Kids will have superpowers. [editline]5th May 2012[/editline] Why is OP not rated Zing like he deserves to?
It was probably a zipper on his pants that caused it. If zippers are conductive that is.
Supercharged his sperm now.
[quote]Nature has a sick sense of humor sometimes. But at least it's not as cruel as women who kill men by squeezing their testicles. [/quote] Wait, what?
[QUOTE=TalonAran;35837445]Wait, what?[/QUOTE] A while back there was a article where a woman in china killed a man by squeezing his testicles until he collapsed. Anyway what's with the sudden vendetta against a man's balls lately, what did they ever do to deserve this?
If he now makes a baby with a woman who has been hit by lightning. Thor will be born.
On the plus side, this guy will have no problem getting women in bars. "My penis is so big it acts as a lightning rod."
It's shit like this why we need colonies other planets.
Did he get super powers?
[QUOTE=AK'z;35837283][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8DbPSXzvxg[/media] [editline]5th May 2012[/editline] the winning pun and you know it[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;RukUetw0hAM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RukUetw0hAM&ob=av2e[/video]
Let this be a warning to everyone considering getting a genital piercing.
[QUOTE=Phaselancer;35837688]Did he get super powers?[/QUOTE] Yes! There's an upside to this story, he's not [I]completely[/I] unlucky! The lightning gave him the power... To be [I]lightning fast![/I] ...with his dick. That guy is SO DAMN UNLUCKY.
It's probably better than if it had hit his head or body, but still. OUCH
[QUOTE=General Stanley;35837564]It's shit like this why we need colonies other planets.[/QUOTE] threat to my testes? oxygen is overrated
Electric babies?
[QUOTE=General Stanley;35837564]It's shit like this why we need colonies other planets.[/QUOTE] Yeah cos other planets are famous for being completely safe places to live. Especially Venus. Seriously, what are you talking about?
His balls have superpowers.
[QUOTE=Omali;35837547]On the plus side, this guy will have no problem getting women in bars. "My penis is so big it acts as a lightning rod."[/QUOTE] "I've been told my penis is electrifying."
[QUOTE=Rastadogg5;35838358]"I've been told my penis is electrifying."[/QUOTE] "They don't call it Thor's Hammer for nothin'."
Lighting its nuts sometimes. Most likely he had a really big "Prince Albert".
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