Which year was this filmed? The fact that they all cracked up when he mentioned Poland kinda implies that it was later rather than sooner.
fun history fact: Hitler used to be a comedian and applied for comedy school but his entry was denied.
If only he got accepted...
Oh god that is actually pretty bad
I've been playing the Stick of Truth and all I can think of is this being used as DLC dialogue :v:
[QUOTE=macotaco;44310636]fun history fact: Hitler used to be a comedian and applied for comedy school but his entry was denied.
If only he got accepted...[/QUOTE]
art school
[QUOTE=scorpinat;44310650]art school[/QUOTE]
that's the joke
You should listen to the address he gave when he declared war on the U.S. He just keeps dumping on Roosevelt, making personal insults and quips. It's pretty funny how unprofessional it all is.
[QUOTE=KingOfScience;44310671]that's the joke[/QUOTE]
jokes are usually funny to most people
Heilarious.
oh hitler you silly
He was a normal person, just like any of us, he just had world views twisted beyond all comprehension.
there was even what picture of him flirting with girls with him saying something like "i should be taking pictures of you, not you taking pictures of me."
i'm sure he said many funny things during his rallies.
[QUOTE=macotaco;44310636]fun history fact: Hitler used to be a comedian and applied for comedy school but his entry was denied.
If only he got accepted...[/QUOTE]
He would probably write a book about Jew jokes.
I love the "He would go on to invade half of those countries listed" followed by an ominous sting
[QUOTE=The mouse;44310625]Which year was this filmed? The fact that they all cracked up when he mentioned Poland kinda implies that it was later rather than sooner.[/QUOTE]
FDR sent this joke of a proposal to Adolf on April 14th, 1939.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;44312778]He was a normal person, just like any of us, he just had world views twisted beyond all comprehension.
there was even what picture of him flirting with girls with him saying something like "i should be taking pictures of you, not you taking pictures of me."
i'm sure he said many funny things during his rallies.[/QUOTE]
yeah, he was "just like any of us." that is, assuming Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Stalin, Ante Pavelić, and Saddam Hussein all had Facepunch accounts i didn't know about. then he would [I]totally[/I] be like us.
This is surreal.
Everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong and I hate it, this is my countries history and I simply hate it. To think that he almost died in WWI (if that wasn't a myth) makes me wonder how history would have been.
[QUOTE=Explosions;44310829]You should listen to the address he gave when he declared war on the U.S. He just keeps dumping on Roosevelt, making personal insults and quips. It's pretty funny how unprofessional it all is.[/QUOTE]
He invaded many countries, killed billions of people, and you're surprised that he was "unprofessional"? Come on bro.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44310638]Oh god that is actually pretty bad[/QUOTE]
I actually found it pretty funny in a twisted sort of way. It's like something you'd see in Robot Chicken or something.
[QUOTE=The Combine;44316711]This is surreal.
Everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong and I hate it, this is my countries history and I simply hate it. To think that he almost died in WWI (if that wasn't a myth) makes me wonder how history would have been.[/QUOTE]
Arguably worse off for a lot of people. There would be no Jewish state, Jews would arguably still be discriminated against fairly hard, there would be no NATO, no UN. No WW2 to spur the American economy, restructure Europe into the modern countries they are today or end the Japanese Empire.
[QUOTE=The Combine;44316711]This is surreal.
Everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong and I hate it, this is my countries history and I simply hate it. To think that he almost died in WWI (if that wasn't a myth) makes me wonder how history would have been.[/QUOTE]
Soviet Union from Atlantic to Pacific most likely. Hitler or no Hitler, Stalin would still amass army. And if by chance at the start of new war Soviet army was as big and as equipped as it was in actuality by 1941, there would've been no stopping it.
[QUOTE=Masterofstars;44318029]I actually found it pretty funny in a twisted sort of way. It's like something you'd see in Robot Chicken or something.
Arguably worse off for a lot of people. There would be no Jewish state, Jews would arguably still be discriminated against fairly hard, there would be no NATO, no UN. No WW2 to spur the American economy, restructure Europe into the modern countries they are today or end the Japanese Empire.[/QUOTE]
all of that could have been done without hitler are you kidding me
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;44319202]all of that could have been done without hitler are you kidding me[/QUOTE]
you're talking about an alternate future though, who knows.. without ww2, could the cold war have escalated?
[QUOTE=AK'z;44319423]you're talking about an alternate future though, who knows.. without ww2, could the cold war have escalated?[/QUOTE]
Completely. The only thing is that World war 2 would have started in the 50's.
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The lack of a balance of power and all of it shifted west and east with none in the central, would lead to people rushing for the central or eastern europe sooner or later.
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Also, USSR wanted vengeance against poland for completely wrecking them in the 20s.
[QUOTE=macotaco;44310636]fun history fact: Hitler used to be a comedian and applied for comedy school but his entry was denied.
If only he got accepted...[/QUOTE]
Jesus that would have been horrible
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;44319202]all of that could have been done without hitler are you kidding me[/QUOTE]
Maybe, or maybe not. No Hitler means no powerful Nazi party, which means that the weak German administration may have survived. Without Hitler pushing the administration along, it's very possible we don't see the Holocaust, which would mean no Jewish state and Jews still being discriminated against.
Also, if the war happened but happened many years later, that still leaves the American economy dead in the war for that long and the financial merry-go-round continuing as well.
And if WW2 was fought with 50's/60's weaponry, would that not be worse?
[QUOTE=Masterofstars;44320618]Without Hitler pushing the administration along, it's very possible we don't see the Holocaust, which would mean no Jewish state and Jews still being discriminated against.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't the Holocaust not happening mean Jews wouldn't be as discriminated against. I honestly don't see your logic. They probably still would've been discriminated against until 50s or maybe later, but there wouldn't have been fucking genocide. It didn't take a mass genocide to get equal rights for black people or gay people.
[QUOTE=Masterofstars;44320618]Maybe, or maybe not. No Hitler means no powerful Nazi party, which means that the weak German administration may have survived. Without Hitler pushing the administration along, it's very possible we don't see the Holocaust, which would mean no Jewish state and Jews still being discriminated against.
Also, if the war happened but happened many years later, that still leaves the American economy dead in the war for that long and the financial merry-go-round continuing as well.
And if WW2 was fought with 50's/60's weaponry, would that not be worse?[/QUOTE]
50s and 60s weaponry would be different if WW2 didn't happen.
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