Japanese Man Arrested For Covering School Girls With Mayonnaise - Polidicks

[quote]A 25 year old male company worker, from Sakaemachi in Kawanishi city, has been charged with assault and arrested on January 9, after putting mayonnaise on a high school girl on an escalator in a train station. The suspect is said to have been unmistakably recognized.[/quote] [url]http://www.japancrush.com/2014/stories/man-arrested-for-covering-school-girls-with-mayonnaise.html[/url]

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Was the suspect's name Hijikata?

To this day, I still think Japan would be a lot more normal if we didn't bomb them and cover their country in deadly radiation about fifty years ago.

But hey forgot the Ketchup. You can't have Mayo without the Ketchup.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43533270]But hey forgot the Ketchup. You can't have Mayo without the Ketchup.[/QUOTE] I like mustard the most but in context of imaginary bodily fluids it's by far the worst option.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43533275]I like mustard the most but in context of imaginary bodily fluids it's by far the worst option.[/QUOTE] Hot choco.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;43533256]To this day, I still think Japan would be a lot more normal if we didn't bomb them and cover their country in deadly radiation about fifty years ago.[/QUOTE] I like that theory, but really, Japan was essentially closed off as a nation to outsiders until just after WW2. When they opened up to the outside world there was a sudden influx of cultural impressions unlike anything the Japanese had ever experienced before. The result is what we see today :v:

[QUOTE=demoguy08;43533309]I like that theory, but really, Japan was essentially closed off as a nation to outsiders until just after WW2. When they opened up to the outside world there was a sudden influx of cultural impressions unlike anything the Japanese had ever experienced before. The result is what we see today :v:[/QUOTE]sounds like most internet forums

[QUOTE=demoguy08;43533309]I like that theory, but really, Japan was essentially closed off as a nation to outsiders until just after WW2. When they opened up to the outside world there was a sudden influx of cultural impressions unlike anything the Japanese had ever experienced before. The result is what we see today :v:[/QUOTE] So... culturally, Japan is what happens when you take a person who's been a social recluse for 40 years and give them a 30 mbit internet connection and say "Have fun"?

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;43533333]So... culturally, Japan is what happens when you take a person who's been a social recluse for 40 years and give them a 30 mbit internet connection and say "Have fun"?[/QUOTE] Yup, that's pretty much it. Except with a much faster internet connection and for many more years.

Subway porn irl

Video footage has been released of the culprit: [video=youtube;puZT1Aii8aw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puZT1Aii8aw[/video]

You didn't even need to put "Japanese" in the title. "Man Arrested For Covering Schoolgirls In Mayonnaise" is enough for us to kinda fill in the blanks.

Japan provides the :wtc: of weird Shit. US provides the :wtc: of strange shit.

[QUOTE=Swilly;43534044]Japan provides the :wtc: of weird Shit. US provides the :wtc: of strange shit.[/QUOTE] I used to think Japan made some weird shit, especially anime, but then when I started thinking about it the US makes some seriously whacked-out shit, too. :v:

Well there goes the "only white people use mayonnaise" thing

was it filthy frank?

[QUOTE=Swilly;43534044]Japan provides the :wtc: of weird Shit. US provides the :wtc: of strange shit.[/QUOTE] If I'm not mistaken, Germany also indulges in the weird and strange, what would they provide the :wtc: of?

[QUOTE=Inspecter;43535608]If I'm not mistaken, Germany also indulges in the weird and strange, what would they provide the :wtc: of?[/QUOTE] Personally I think France is the most Japan-weird like place that's not Japan, culturally. Germany is just quite socially progressive and likes BDSM. [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] Whenever I think of current recent French pop culture I remember [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w[/media] and that's pretty Japanese level as far as things go [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] I still don't get how that never went off youtube.

Isn't truckers delight that one cartoon where he pops some pills and impales a woman with his meter long dick

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43535887]Personally I think France is the most Japan-weird like place that's not Japan, culturally. Germany is just quite socially progressive and likes BDSM. [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] Whenever I think of current recent French pop culture I remember [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w[/media] and that's pretty Japanese level as far as things go [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] I still don't get how that never went off youtube.[/QUOTE] I heard that some of the instructors in french art universities are former members of the anime industry. The director of that short happened to be taught by a Japanese director (name slipped passed my mind). Likewise, Japan also uses french animation terminology. Both cultures are highly appreciative of the media that they create.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;43536096]Isn't truckers delight that one cartoon where he pops some pills and impales a woman with his meter long dick[/QUOTE] Even better, it was a MarioKart-esque question mark box. :v:

[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;43536607]I heard that some of the instructors in french art universities are former members of the anime industry. The director of that short happened to be taught by a Japanese director (name slipped passed my mind). Likewise, Japan also uses french animation terminology. Both cultures are highly appreciative of the media that they create.[/QUOTE] Apparently the Professor Layton games are inspired by French animation.

If somebody ever kills me, being assaulted by a japanese man with mayonaise as his weapon would be my prefered way to go.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43535887]Personally I think France is the most Japan-weird like place that's not Japan, culturally. [/QUOTE] Are you kidding? My people are the weirdest in Europe. They censor video game violence for no good reason what so ever. Also don't forget the porn they're most well known for and lets just say it involves scat.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43535887]Personally I think France is the most Japan-weird like place that's not Japan, culturally. Germany is just quite socially progressive and likes BDSM. [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] Whenever I think of current recent French pop culture I remember [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w[/media] and that's pretty Japanese level as far as things go [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] I still don't get how that never went off youtube.[/QUOTE] DyE Fantasy is worse than that, quite frankly.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;43533309]I like that theory, but really, Japan was essentially closed off as a nation to outsiders until just after WW2. When they opened up to the outside world there was a sudden influx of cultural impressions unlike anything the Japanese had ever experienced before. The result is what we see today :v:[/QUOTE] So white people are Rust, is that what you're getting at?

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;43536966]DyE Fantasy is worse than that, quite frankly.[/QUOTE] Oh, I wanted to watch that again, thanks for reminder!

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;43536966]DyE Fantasy is worse than that, quite frankly.[/QUOTE] what are you talking about that kicked ass french animation is pretty cool overall, lots of creatives that don't stick to norms in styles, though fully capable of pulling off existing vibes from things like anime french [i]canadian[/i] animation however [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy4ppUwoK1rtsp3mo1_500.jpg[/img]