Snorkeler discovers skeletons chilling at the bottom of Colorodo river in a tea party

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[QUOTE]Captain Barbossa’s long-dead heart, but the snorkeler who spotted skeletons at the bottom of the Colorado River thought the grisly view was a result of foul play.After the snorkeler notified authorities of the potential for human remains near a boat launch in Cienaga Springs, Arizona, La Paz County Sheriff deputies and the Buckskin Fire Department headed to the scene. A diver with a video camera 'headed down into the sea to see what he could see.'
As it turns out, the two skeletons were, in fact, playing ‒ but it was not foul play.
They were playing 'tea party.'
[I]"When firefighter Foerstner located the alleged remains, he found it to be an underwater tea party with two fake skeletons sitting in lawn chairs,"[/I] the sheriff's department said in a statement.

The two skeletons and their lawn chairs were attached to rocks on the riverbed, about 40 feet from the surface.
One of the members of the cursed crew was holding a sign that reads [I]“Bernie”[/I] and [I]“Dream in the River.”[/I] It also contains the date August 16, 2014.
Bernie is presumed to be the host who invited the unnamed skeleton to his giant pineapple house for the weekend, but went a little overboard.
The unnamed skeleton was wearing aviator sunglasses and what appears to be a bib.
[I]“Although the call itself was resource intensive, both the Sheriff’s Office and Buckskin Fire were happy to find that the remains weren’t real and thanked the reporting party for making the call,”[/I] the sheriff’s department said.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://rt.com/usa/256293-underwater-skeleton-tea-party-discovered/[/url]

[Dark RaveN]

Remnants of the British Empire

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Fuck, I mispelled Colorado River, can a mod change it please?

[Balblair]

Fine work, skeleton

[ThePanther]

What do you call two skeletons having a tea party at the bottom of a river?

[sp]teaSpooky[/sp]

[joshuadim]

I want to make a skeleton pun but I don't know how to in this situation.

[Dangledoor]

[QUOTE=joshuadim;47678523]I want to make a skeleton pun but I don't know how to in this situation.[/QUOTE]

What do Skeletons eat during underwater teaparties?
A tea-bone steak. :suicide:

[Zonesylvania]

were the skeletons using bone china for their tea party?

[GIGA LOBSTER]

That meal they're having looks pretty bare bones

[FetusFondler]

I wonder who put it there and if the skeletons being discovered like this was part of their plan.

[Overwatch 7]

I have to admit I'd be pretty freaked out if I found those while snorkeling.

[Amber902]

Those skeletons look like their enjoying their bonemeal

[TVC15]

[QUOTE=FetusFondler;47678928]I wonder who put it there and [B]if the skeletons being discovered like this was part of their plan.[/B][/QUOTE]

Of course!

[Worldwaker]

No-one picked up on the Weekend At Bernies reference?

[FLIPPY]

Is no one going to post the threads theme music?

[FetusFondler]

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47679884]Of course![/QUOTE]

Good to see that it wasn't [I]too[/I] subtle.

[ithon]

looks like this killer's tea party, *puts on sunglasses* will be his last.

[MrDemonic]

[I]"Shit they found our base! We gotta plan our war somewhere else now!"[/I]