Penis size matters to female golden moles

[dunkace]

[QUOTE]Among Hottentot golden moles, penis size, it seems, does matter to the female of the species.

Female Hottentot golden moles use the size of male golden moles' penises as a guide to their suitability as a mate, scientists have discovered.

A long penis makes a male mole more attractive and raises his chances of fathering offspring.

That suggests that penis size is a sexually selected trait in this species.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/21321171[/url]

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE]A long penis makes a male mole more attractive and [B]raises his chances of fathering offspring[/B].[/QUOTE]

I thought it was the opposite.

[Squidman]

Good thing I'm not trying to fuck female golden moles

[Big Dumb Patriot]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;39655979]I thought it was the opposite.[/QUOTE]

Not when those moles are the ones gettin' all the [B]PUSSY![/B]

[JohnnyMo]

[QUOTE=Squidman;39656007]Good thing I'm not trying to fuck female golden moles[/QUOTE]

Bad news: it probably matters to the males too.

[Squidman]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;39656083]Bad news: it probably matters to the males too.[/QUOTE]

Shit. What about the star-nosed moles?

[dass]

[QUOTE=Squidman;39656007]Good thing I'm not trying to fuck female golden moles[/QUOTE]

Too bad they act as if they ARE female golden moles.

[Proffrink]

How can a mole measure such a thing when they're essentially blind before erm, committing?

Regardless this doesn't look good on me,

[img]http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7620/72516437.png[/img]

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[quote]The researchers suspect the animals rely on smell and touch to find and gauge the attractiveness of partners.[/quote]
:/

[ojcoolj]

Why do I care

[Proffrink]

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;39656955]Why do I care[/QUOTE]
Because you're a naturally curious human being.

That and perhaps you're curious.

[Duplolas]

When I read the title of this article, there was the one about Wii U sales being historically bad.

I read it has Penis Size sale historically low...

[ManningQB18]

[QUOTE=Proffrink;39656923]
:/[/QUOTE]

mmm baby your dick smells so long
(rainbows incoming)

[Chonch]

So it only matters if your girl's a gold digger?

[Chocolate.]

[QUOTE=Chonch;39660956]So it only matters if your girl's a gold digger?[/QUOTE]

What? No, moles don't use money silly.

It's all about the inches for golden mole bitches

[cecilbdemodded]

No wonder the Whack a Mole game is so hard!