Yeah so I'm joining the bandwagon and using facepunch as a sort of back alley doctor, yay. Basically for the past week or so my eye has started throbbing whenever I look to the far right. I'm not sure why as I've done nothing different than usual and it's never happened before, and I honestly have no idea what's caused it. Any ideas FP? :h:
Well I went to the Opticians (aka Eye Doctors) and found out that its pretty much because I sit on the PC all day. Sucks :saddowns:
That'll be $10000 just for a check on your eye in Americas lovely health care system.
Put some bengay on your eye.
You're going to die.
It's cancer.
Cut the eye out, and replace it with one of your testicles. It's the only solution.
op's avatar fits
You are blind, i'm so sorry.
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My eye hurts.
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You're going blind.
Avatars really fit here.
If you are going blind, make sure to watch as much porn as possible before it happens.
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I know because I had the same thing a few years back, you might have strabismus a disorder with the muscles in your eye. Is your vision in that eye (if you cover the other) blurry or hard to see? If it is you have strabismus and are legally blind in that eye. Also your eye will start to drift so you will have to have corrective surgery with a 4-6 week recovery.
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Eye Doctor.
Just go to an Ophthalmologist, seriously.
I wouldn't want to speculate, Slight pain can be a symptom of a billion other things. So go see a specialist. Not Facepunch.
You're infected, pull your eyeball out before it spreads.
Poke it out, replace with glass eye, live to see another da- OH SORRY!
1. Crush some painkillers
2. Dissolve them in water
3. Drop water in eye
[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;25680732]1. Crush some painkillers
2. Dissolve them in water
3. Drop water in eye[/QUOTE]
Don't do that...
Why not?
Eyes are very fast to heal, but you probably pulled a muscle outside the eye. (Yeah its possible)
It should go within a week or two
Sources: I'm a qualified FP doc.
Thats $959 please.
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;25680504]Yeah so I'm joining the bandwagon and using facepunch as a sort of back alley doctor, yay. Basically for the past week or so my eye has started throbbing whenever I look to the far right. I'm not sure why as I've done nothing different than usual and it's never happened before, and I honestly have no idea what's caused it. Any ideas FP? :h:[/QUOTE]
You're going blind, make a thread asking how to kill yourself and pussy out when people take you seriously. :frog::respek::smugdog:
One time my nut sack hurt.
Doctor Facepunch told me those 2 round lumps were tumors.
Thanks Doctor Facepunch.
get sunglasses and.....
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[QUOTE=Coffee;25680525]That'll be $10000 just for a check on your eye in Americas lovely health care system.[/QUOTE]
better than a six month wait
Pop that eye out with a spoon and let someone skull fuck you.
[QUOTE=steven688;25681188]Pop that eye out with a spoon and let someone skull fuck you.[/QUOTE]
but that's just relaxation therapy
You suffer a really uncommon case of "Eye Pain", the only thing you can do that might save you is jumping of some high object, eg. a bridge, cliff or tower.
Ignore it, it'll be back to normal in a week.
(Does my avatar fit too? :v:)
Rinse out the semen.
amputate
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