I've been itching to smoke weed for a while now, and then the other day the opportunity arose for me to buy some off a friend.
Any first timer tips on smoking it? what to do and what not to? how will it feel the first time?
Me and my other friend plan to go smoke it in a field(classy, I know) any tips on that? what to bring etc?
Also for any fellow Europeans out there, is €25 for enough to get 5 joints worth, good value? am I bein ripped off?
My friend even offered to give me skins and tobacco for free also, which was pretty sound.
You probably want someone experienced to walk you through it for your first time.
Other than that, do it somewhere comfortable and preferably on an open schedule and you're set.
[QUOTE=Olinaj;32478394]You probably want someone experienced to walk you through it for your first time.
Other than that, do it somewhere comfortable and preferably on an open schedule and you're set.[/QUOTE]
there won't be anyone experienced around though
bring a litle bag of varied chips/munchies. some device to listen to music. and a nice chill spot in the field and youll be good
5 joints worth is a pretty loose term. I roll 2 gram joints so that'd be 10 grams total which is something like 150-200 USD.
Ask how many grams you would be getting, only real way to know whether they're trying to rip you at that price.
As for what to bring, drinkables are a must, cause cottonmouth's a bitch. Food is probably something you'll want at some point too.
I've heard that sometimes people don't feel it the first time, which wasn't the case for me, but hey, who knows? I could be an exception. Overall feel is more up to whether you get a sativa or an indica; sativas tend to be more energetic and head-high inducing for me, and you may get a rapid heart beat but it's not really anything to worry about. Indicas tend to be more "stoney"/relaxing but prone to causing couch-lock, really good for sleeping though. When it first hits you, especially since it's your first time, you might be caught off guard and it can be a little disconcerting to some people. Personally the first time I smoked I compared the feeling to having a sheet pulled over my whole consciousness, not exactly but that's what I thought of at the time.
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Also, don't roll joints with tobacco, there's no reason to.
Thanks for the tips guys, I'll be going to my friends house first so we'll stock up on drinks and food there.
sour patch kids and Swedish fish
Fuck yes, Swedish Fish. I ate a 2 pound bag of them all at once awhile ago. Red gelatin vomit EVERYWHERE. It was 100% worth it though.
If you don't want to roll joints, you can make a cheap bong out of a water bottle, pen tube and a metal socket.
Drinks are going to important.
Be better if you smoke without tobacco for your first time to get a sense of how high you are with just weed.
Yes youre being ripped.
But since you're buying joints i don't think you need to
know anything other than doing the prepwork:
Make sure nothing's going to bother you while youre smoking
And get some food for youself. Order yourself a pizza or something.
[B][U]Don't forget:
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-Inhale lot of smoke, but when you know you still got some space in your lungs, inhale as much air as you can and hold for 5 to 10 seconds (you will probably cough just by inhaling the smoke, but try atleast).
-A good thing to do is to drink between each hits.
-oh and, you probably won't get high your first time, most people won't hold it long enough.
After trying 2 or 3 times, If you still didn't feel it, don't tell yourself "oh well, maybe i was high and that's it" , [U]you were not high, if you're high, you know it, trust me.[/U]
Reminds me of my first time. :nostalgia:
ahh i remember my first time, over a year ago this time. memories coughing up a lung after taking a hit of my first joint, then ripping buckets later and watching Where The Wild Things Are with my bros.
[editline]25th September 2011[/editline]
good times
Not like we have a question thread that's supposed to eliminate having every first timer making a new one every week or anything.
Toke me like 3 or 4 times to actually feel high. For me, smoking in doors is waaaay better as you get to relax more and just centralize everything on yourself (some people might feel more relaxed outdoors though idk) and as others said BRING SOMETHING TO DRINK. Dunno if you'll get cottonmouth but if you do, you'll be thirsty like a motherfucker. It's not something you want to have. I had to sip from water puddles on the ground last time I was outside with cottonmouth, not fun at all.
the realization that you've come up is parallel to nothing else in this world
it's like a huge fucking thing opens up in your mind and you're like 'whoa motherfucker'
[QUOTE=geoface;32478254]I've been itching to smoke weed for a while now, and then the other day the opportunity arose for me to buy some off a friend.
Any first timer tips on smoking it? what to do and what not to? how will it feel the first time?
Me and my other friend plan to go smoke it in a field(classy, I know) any tips on that? what to bring etc?
Also for any fellow Europeans out there, is €25 for enough to get 5 joints worth, good value? am I bein ripped off?
My friend even offered to give me skins and tobacco for free also, which was pretty sound.[/QUOTE]
Try not to anticipate the high. Highs are very dependent on expectations, so it will be a very different experience if you expect stereotypical stoner experiences. It's best just to see what happens.
Don't worry about anything that happens, it's all good man. Just enjoy the ride, make sure to have some munchies, you WILL cough. If you are using a bong or bubbler, make sure you know how to use it, and be careful with your tokes. Be sure to light only a little bit, don't green out on your first toke.
Take it easy at first man.
Find something fun to do while high. Watching TV my first time was fucking hilarious. Good luck and have fun man!
[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;32484462]If you are using a bong or bubbler, make sure you know how to use it, and [b]be careful with your tokes. [/b][/QUOTE]
[B]SO MANY THIS.[/B] First time I used a bong, I was knocked flat on my ass. Literally
The second time I used a bong my friend mixed tobacco with weed and I came so close to passing out
also, if youre using a bowl, or anything like it, corner. I thank DD for this knowledge.
Cornering is so overlooked by people, my dad torches the whole bowl if I don't remind him and it's annoying as fuck.
eh.. sometimes i corner, but not usually.
be careful not to light your hair on fire
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if i had a dime for everytime i did that id have around a dollar
well I got them today, in total i got bout 1.8 grams for €25.
I also took my first drag of one also, was fairly pleasant, didn't cough or swallow into my stomach or any of that crap.
He said it was Afghan and that it was his second favorite type, his favourite being super skunk or something like that.
I know nothing about strains of weed, so is afghan a good strain?
My friend showed me how to inhale and he said I did it properly, so i was fairly chuffed since normally when i do things for the first time I screw up or something.
sounds about right- 2g is about £20 here. Afgahn sounds more like a hash?
[QUOTE=lemongrapes;32490355]sounds about right- 2g is about £20 here. Afgahn sounds more like a hash?[/QUOTE]
no it's definitely weed, he showed me it and everything.
If you dont smoke cigarets i can almost guarantee you will have hard time getting stoned.
Good way is to get high is takeing 2 hits and keeping the last one in for a while while you pass the join to the next person.
After a while you can try keeping it in until you get the joint again (We call this amerikanen for some reason) but i wont reccomend this for a first timer.
Also I would recommend that the first time you do it you use a pipe or a bong or something of that ilk. It's easier to gauge how high you are and how much you can handle.
[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;32484462]Try not to anticipate the high. Highs are very dependent on expectations, so it will be a very different experience if you expect stereotypical stoner experiences. It's best just to see what happens.
Don't worry about anything that happens, it's all good man. Just enjoy the ride, make sure to have some munchies, you WILL cough. If you are using a bong or bubbler, make sure you know how to use it, and be careful with your tokes. Be sure to light only a little bit, don't green out on your first toke.
Take it easy at first man.
Find something fun to do while high. Watching TV my first time was fucking hilarious. Good luck and have fun man![/QUOTE]
i just watched your avatar for like 5 minutes
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hahahaha
