• Omegle - chat with strangers
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My friend sent me this link: [url]http://omegle.com[/url] When you start a chat it opens up a conversation with a completely random person and you can either bother them our get raped by them several days after the chat in question, check it out. One of my conversations: [url=http://www.imagechicken.com][img]http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1248295063010321900.png[/img][/url] Please post your conversation if you do have one. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong section." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Weren't the other 5000 threads on this in OIFY enough?
Stranger: hi You: RANDOM WACKY 4CHAN RELATED PHRASE EPIC LOL I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING TOOL Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=GuruCombine;16202571]Weren't the other 5000 threads on this in OIFY enough?[/QUOTE] No. [editline]03:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=A MF Beryd;16202584]Stranger: hi You: RANDOM WACKY 4CHAN RELATED PHRASE EPIC LOL I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING TOOL Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Cool story bro.
[quote]You: hey babe You: want to fuck Stranger: hlove to Stranger: **love You: ok You: i take your tiny cock and put it in a meat grinder You: WHAT DO YOU DO You: AVAILABLE DIRECTIONS: SOUTH, EAST Stranger: ...........i wake up and realize i dont have one Stranger: female Stranger: Ha[/quote] This is great.
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[QUOTE=kikka;16202681]This is great.[/QUOTE] What the fuck?
[quote]You: hi Stranger: do you have depression? You: ya Stranger: do you take meds? You: no Stranger: how do you deal with it htne Stranger: then* You: I drink coke zero You: real coke taste You: zero calories Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Guess he's a pepsi fan.
[quote]Stranger: birdie Stranger: hey You: OH MY GOD You: It's a bird Stranger: lol what? Stranger: you shocked? Stranger: of a feather Stranger: let's stick together You: I have never even glimpsed one.. You: It would be an honour to touch it! Stranger: really? Stranger: be my guest! Stranger: here do you roam? Stranger: high mountains? You: Well You: I stick to the ocean depths You: but I have climbed mountains indeed Stranger: wo, your a serious guy, which ones Stranger: exiting You: :O You: hm You: both Stranger: oh lol, was it symbolic? ;) You: but climbing is much more tiring Stranger: oh i meant which mountains? You: Hm, well, I climbed the mountain "Helags" this last friday actually Stranger: and which seas You: And I dive in the mediteranean seas Stranger: in the US? Stranger: bit drabbly Stranger: are you french? Stranger: greek? You: swedish Stranger: oh great! Stranger: you can be my friend Stranger: :) You: yaay Stranger: do you want to be? You: where u from stranger? Stranger: i have climed the andes, and dived in menado and dominican republic Stranger: dutch Stranger: work in the UK [/quote] I have a normal conversation.
3rd GD thread on this...
This is new.
There is already a thread about this in fast threads
For some reason it's become really popular here in Finland. [QUOTE=fluffy the d;16202564] One of my conversations: [img_thumb]http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1248295063010321900.png[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] Translated from Finnish: ... Stranger: duck Stranger: duck's ass ... Stranger: duck's fart
[quote]You: hi Stranger: hi stranger You: i like facepunch Stranger: i like to punch faces You: samwe Stranger: then we can fight You: ok Stranger: no holds barred? You: none Stranger: a fight to the death? You: chainsaw fight! Stranger: let 'er rip! You: mine's out of gas can i borrow yours? Stranger: Ok You: yay Stranger: i'll fight your chainsaw with my bare hands. You: your chainsaw broke Stranger: WTF!!!! It was new this morning. I only used it to chop up my neighbor. You: there's seems to be white juice in the fuel tank Stranger: Oh,sorry, I ejaculated into it earlier You: thats cool now i have something to feed to me and my kids Stranger: well it is nutritious and good for you. You: uhhh... take it back Stranger: you sure? What will you eat then? You: I don't know. well i guess i could try some... Stranger: it's not bad, once you get used to it. It has a nice flavor You: *coughs* You: *starts choking) Stranger: well, you should have tried the one from the fuel tank, not gotten the fresh one You: *cough* *cough* i gues your ri- You have disconnected.[/quote] who the fuck was i was talking to?
[QUOTE=Block;16202934]For some reason it's become really popular here in Finland. Translated from Finnish: ... Stranger: duck Stranger: duck's ass ... Stranger: duck's fart[/QUOTE] Orly?
[quote]Stranger: hi You: hi You: now what Stranger: now we... Stranger: we... You: what? Stranger: we secks? You: AWWW HEEEELLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW[/quote] huh
4 convos, 4 times asl, 4 times disconnected
Oh wow.
[quote]Stranger: heyy You: hey You: What's up? Stranger: jammin out to the JonasBrothers You: I don't like the Jonas Brothers You: They raped my mother and killed my sister Stranger: ohh You: But someday, they will pay Stranger: your mom is lucky You: I'll get you, Nick Jonas You: I'll rip your fucking eyes off Stranger: sex? You: Now? You: Okay Stranger: you start You: I start Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I laughed, dunno why. [editline]04:22PM[/editline] [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:
This is usefull!
This was different. [img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8/lozlzo.jpg[/img]
[quote=dul invictus;16204140]this was different. [img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8/lozlzo.jpg[/img][/quote] truck that!
You: Hoy Stranger: hi Stranger: hey You: What be up matey? You: Yearrh Stranger: Yeah, "hoy" sounds good now. You: Aye, it does You: Where do you come from then, landlubber? Stranger: Japanese and you, bro! You: Yarrh, i be the famous pirate Three-beard the pike-leg, at yer service Stranger: Wow. You: Yarr matey You: I've catched many a'loot You: sailed the seven seas You: and catched alot of wenches Stranger: Wow Cool! You: Yarh, my boy You: yarh Stranger: How can you connect internet! Stranger: Haha! You: I'm at shore leave now. You: Me crew needs to fill up with wenches and grog You: It be a hard life Stranger: Oh I see! It's necessary for your pirates. You: Yarh, it be Stranger: How many years do you live on the sea? You: How is japan this time a'year then? You: I've been to sea all the years since i was a wee lad Stranger: 06:05 am. You: Yearh You: Been any more earthquakes? You: harr harr harr Stranger: Hmmm. No recently:) Stranger: What time is it now in your shore? You: It be 23:07 laddie You: And me an the crew will be sleepin merrily soon You: -i You: With eachother of course You: We're the gay pirates of the sea Stranger: Oh. Really, boss? You: thats why the call med pike-leg You: Because i penetrate like a pike, yarrh Stranger: Hahaha! Stranger: I sea pike-leg! Stranger: see You: Yarr laddie, and dont your forget it You: And ill soon visit japan. I've heard its got lots of nice brothels and sex-hotels You: me be wanting to polish me pole You: If ya catch my drift Stranger: Oh there are a lot of sex-hotels in japan lol You: yarrh laddie, i be knowing You: I You: I'll purchase one of those gay robot-mechas You: They be penetrating your anus before you can yell OKINAWAAA You: Perfect for me You: yarrh Stranger: ohhhhh.... it's terrible! wow. You: Harr harr Stranger: I'll hide my anus. lol You: Yarr, ye best be laddie You: Cuz three beard be carrying the craps and the herpes You: scourge of the seven seas You: crabs, sorry laddie Stranger: Oh I see boss. You: Yarr ladddie You: I be going now, Three dick the seamate be screaming for a sponge-bath You: see ya Stranger: OK Stranger: See ya!
[quote]You: bind "m" spawn human_marine_machinegun_follower Stranger: Hey there You: hey You: [url]www.facepunch.com?[/url] Stranger: lol i'm afraid that reference is beyond me You: lol You: its doom3 stuffz Stranger: oh i see. and i've never been to that site either. are you just promoting it? You: lol You: idk You: just want to see if anyone i speek to is a member there You: lawl. Stranger: well that would be really random haha. What is it? You: first conversation that hasent ended within 3 lines You: forums for this game You: Garrysmod Stranger: oh i've seen some of that. well my little brother was watching videos of it on youtube haha You: now ill feel bad if i end the conversation[/quote] lols
What the fuck. I just picked up a god-damn Brazilian girl.
[QUOTE=Dul Invictus;16204672]What the fuck. I just picked up a god-damn Brazilian girl.[/QUOTE] Behold the power of omegle
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