My friend sent me this link: [url]http://omegle.com[/url]
When you start a chat it opens up a conversation with a completely random person and you can either bother them our get raped by them several days after the chat in question, check it out.
One of my conversations:
[url=http://www.imagechicken.com][img]http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1248295063010321900.png[/img][/url]
Please post your conversation if you do have one.
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Weren't the other 5000 threads on this in OIFY enough?
Stranger: hi
You: RANDOM WACKY 4CHAN RELATED PHRASE EPIC LOL I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING TOOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=GuruCombine;16202571]Weren't the other 5000 threads on this in OIFY enough?[/QUOTE]
No.
[editline]03:36PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=A MF Beryd;16202584]Stranger: hi
You: RANDOM WACKY 4CHAN RELATED PHRASE EPIC LOL I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING TOOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Cool story bro.
[quote]You: hey babe
You: want to fuck
Stranger: hlove to
Stranger: **love
You: ok
You: i take your tiny cock and put it in a meat grinder
You: WHAT DO YOU DO
You: AVAILABLE DIRECTIONS: SOUTH, EAST
Stranger: ...........i wake up and realize i dont have one
Stranger: female
Stranger: Ha[/quote]
This is great.
[QUOTE=kikka;16202681]This is great.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck?
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: do you have depression?
You: ya
Stranger: do you take meds?
You: no
Stranger: how do you deal with it htne
Stranger: then*
You: I drink coke zero
You: real coke taste
You: zero calories
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Guess he's a pepsi fan.
[quote]Stranger: birdie
Stranger: hey
You: OH MY GOD
You: It's a bird
Stranger: lol what?
Stranger: you shocked?
Stranger: of a feather
Stranger: let's stick together
You: I have never even glimpsed one..
You: It would be an honour to touch it!
Stranger: really?
Stranger: be my guest!
Stranger: here do you roam?
Stranger: high mountains?
You: Well
You: I stick to the ocean depths
You: but I have climbed mountains indeed
Stranger: wo, your a serious guy, which ones
Stranger: exiting
You: :O
You: hm
You: both
Stranger: oh lol, was it symbolic? ;)
You: but climbing is much more tiring
Stranger: oh i meant which mountains?
You: Hm, well, I climbed the mountain "Helags" this last friday actually
Stranger: and which seas
You: And I dive in the mediteranean seas
Stranger: in the US?
Stranger: bit drabbly
Stranger: are you french?
Stranger: greek?
You: swedish
Stranger: oh great!
Stranger: you can be my friend
Stranger: :)
You: yaay
Stranger: do you want to be?
You: where u from stranger?
Stranger: i have climed the andes, and dived in menado and dominican republic
Stranger: dutch
Stranger: work in the UK
[/quote]
I have a normal conversation.
3rd GD thread on this...
This is new.
There is already a thread about this in fast threads
For some reason it's become really popular here in Finland.
[QUOTE=fluffy the d;16202564]
One of my conversations:
[img_thumb]http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1248295063010321900.png[/img_thumb]
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Translated from Finnish:
...
Stranger: duck
Stranger: duck's ass
...
Stranger: duck's fart
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: hi stranger
You: i like facepunch
Stranger: i like to punch faces
You: samwe
Stranger: then we can fight
You: ok
Stranger: no holds barred?
You: none
Stranger: a fight to the death?
You: chainsaw fight!
Stranger: let 'er rip!
You: mine's out of gas can i borrow yours?
Stranger: Ok
You: yay
Stranger: i'll fight your chainsaw with my bare hands.
You: your chainsaw broke
Stranger: WTF!!!! It was new this morning. I only used it to chop up my neighbor.
You: there's seems to be white juice in the fuel tank
Stranger: Oh,sorry, I ejaculated into it earlier
You: thats cool now i have something to feed to me and my kids
Stranger: well it is nutritious and good for you.
You: uhhh... take it back
Stranger: you sure? What will you eat then?
You: I don't know. well i guess i could try some...
Stranger: it's not bad, once you get used to it. It has a nice flavor
You: *coughs*
You: *starts choking)
Stranger: well, you should have tried the one from the fuel tank, not gotten the fresh one
You: *cough* *cough* i gues your ri-
You have disconnected.[/quote]
who the fuck was i was talking to?
[QUOTE=Block;16202934]For some reason it's become really popular here in Finland.
Translated from Finnish:
...
Stranger: duck
Stranger: duck's ass
...
Stranger: duck's fart[/QUOTE]
Orly?
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: now what
Stranger: now we...
Stranger: we...
You: what?
Stranger: we secks?
You: AWWW HEEEELLLLLL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW[/quote]
huh
4 convos, 4 times asl, 4 times disconnected
Oh wow.
[quote]Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: What's up?
Stranger: jammin out to the JonasBrothers
You: I don't like the Jonas Brothers
You: They raped my mother and killed my sister
Stranger: ohh
You: But someday, they will pay
Stranger: your mom is lucky
You: I'll get you, Nick Jonas
You: I'll rip your fucking eyes off
Stranger: sex?
You: Now?
You: Okay
Stranger: you start
You: I start
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I laughed, dunno why.
[editline]04:22PM[/editline]
[quote]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:v:
This is usefull!
This was different.
[img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8/lozlzo.jpg[/img]
[quote=dul invictus;16204140]this was different.
[img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8/lozlzo.jpg[/img][/quote]
truck that!
You: Hoy
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey
You: What be up matey?
You: Yearrh
Stranger: Yeah, "hoy" sounds good now.
You: Aye, it does
You: Where do you come from then, landlubber?
Stranger: Japanese and you, bro!
You: Yarrh, i be the famous pirate Three-beard the pike-leg, at yer service
Stranger: Wow.
You: Yarr matey
You: I've catched many a'loot
You: sailed the seven seas
You: and catched alot of wenches
Stranger: Wow Cool!
You: Yarh, my boy
You: yarh
Stranger: How can you connect internet!
Stranger: Haha!
You: I'm at shore leave now.
You: Me crew needs to fill up with wenches and grog
You: It be a hard life
Stranger: Oh I see! It's necessary for your pirates.
You: Yarh, it be
Stranger: How many years do you live on the sea?
You: How is japan this time a'year then?
You: I've been to sea all the years since i was a wee lad
Stranger: 06:05 am.
You: Yearh
You: Been any more earthquakes?
You: harr harr harr
Stranger: Hmmm. No recently:)
Stranger: What time is it now in your shore?
You: It be 23:07 laddie
You: And me an the crew will be sleepin merrily soon
You: -i
You: With eachother of course
You: We're the gay pirates of the sea
Stranger: Oh. Really, boss?
You: thats why the call med pike-leg
You: Because i penetrate like a pike, yarrh
Stranger: Hahaha!
Stranger: I sea pike-leg!
Stranger: see
You: Yarr laddie, and dont your forget it
You: And ill soon visit japan. I've heard its got lots of nice brothels and sex-hotels
You: me be wanting to polish me pole
You: If ya catch my drift
Stranger: Oh there are a lot of sex-hotels in japan lol
You: yarrh laddie, i be knowing
You: I
You: I'll purchase one of those gay robot-mechas
You: They be penetrating your anus before you can yell OKINAWAAA
You: Perfect for me
You: yarrh
Stranger: ohhhhh.... it's terrible! wow.
You: Harr harr
Stranger: I'll hide my anus. lol
You: Yarr, ye best be laddie
You: Cuz three beard be carrying the craps and the herpes
You: scourge of the seven seas
You: crabs, sorry laddie
Stranger: Oh I see boss.
You: Yarr ladddie
You: I be going now, Three dick the seamate be screaming for a sponge-bath
You: see ya
Stranger: OK
Stranger: See ya!
[quote]You: bind "m" spawn human_marine_machinegun_follower
Stranger: Hey there
You: hey
You: [url]www.facepunch.com?[/url]
Stranger: lol i'm afraid that reference is beyond me
You: lol
You: its doom3 stuffz
Stranger: oh i see. and i've never been to that site either. are you just promoting it?
You: lol
You: idk
You: just want to see if anyone i speek to is a member there
You: lawl.
Stranger: well that would be really random haha. What is it?
You: first conversation that hasent ended within 3 lines
You: forums for this game
You: Garrysmod
Stranger: oh i've seen some of that. well my little brother was watching videos of it on youtube haha
You: now ill feel bad if i end the conversation[/quote]
lols
What the fuck.
I just picked up a god-damn Brazilian girl.
[QUOTE=Dul Invictus;16204672]What the fuck.
I just picked up a god-damn Brazilian girl.[/QUOTE]
Behold the power of omegle
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