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[quote]Three prison officers at a high-security prison have been stabbed, police have said.
The attack, at Frankland jail in County Durham, is reported to have involved a broken bottle.
A spokesman for the Prison Officers Association (POA) said a female officer and two male colleagues were injured in the attack.
He said the woman was stabbed in the back, while the second officer was injured in the arm, sustaining a very serious injury. A third officer, who is believed to have rugby-tackled the inmate, was then slashed across the face during the assault.
He said two of the officers, who are all aged in their early 30s, remain in hospital. One of the officers suffered an arterial bleed and was fortunate to survive the attack.
Th spokesman said: "This was a very, very serious attack and but for the grace of God we could have been looking at murder here. The public will want to know why prison officers are not provided with stab-proof vests and other equipment that police officers get."
He said the weapon had still to be to identified, but was believed to be a shard of glass. The officers were attacked on G Wing.
A Ministry of Justice spokesperson said: "Three prison officers at HMP Frankland were injured on Saturday March 13 in an incident involving a prisoner.
"All three officers were taken to hospital. The incident is now subject to a police investigation.
"Violence in prisons is not tolerated in any form. Assaults on prison staff are taken very seriously and depending on the severity will be dealt with internally or referred to the police."[/quote]
I would of stayed a few feet away and beanbagged the prisoner or something.. Why did they just rush him? I mean I would understand if he was attacking another prisoner.
So much for high-security.
Fuck fuck fuck why can't drugs be involved
Then I could say
I guess it really was [i]high[/i]-security
I would make a joke about how the officers weren't sharp but I don't know how to phrase it
[QUOTE=Juniez;20748694]I would make a joke about how the officers weren't sharp but I don't know how to phrase it[/QUOTE]
Fucking god damn it.
[QUOTE=Juniez;20748694]I would make a joke about how the officers weren't sharp but I don't know how to phrase it[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the inmate was pretty sharp.
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;20748838]i guess you could say... those officers weren't very [I]sharp[/I]... xD
[editline]09:50PM[/editline]
fuck off Borland!!! that was my joke bitch!!![/QUOTE]
Looks like you tackled that joke just a little too late.
i guess you could say... those officers weren't very [i]sharp[/i]... xD
[editline]09:50PM[/editline]
fuck off Borland!!! that was my joke bitch!!!
ITT: News Pun Wars
Adding xD to the end of puns ruins them almost every single time.
[QUOTE=claythepro;20750004]Adding xD to the end of puns ruins them almost every single time.[/QUOTE]
That's probably the joke.
I guess the officers got the [i] Sharp end of the stick [/i]
[QUOTE=smurfy;20748673]Fuck fuck fuck why can't drugs be involved
Then I could say
I guess it really was [I]high[/I]-security[/QUOTE]
Fuck fuck fuck why couldn't airplanes be involved
Then I could say
I guess it really was [i]high[/i]-security.
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Awesome show. Nice to see today's convicts using it as a role model.
:ese:
I guess you can say... the prisoners [I]secured[/I] their life sentence xD
The prisoner really made a [i]point[/i] about the state of affairs in that prison.
I wonder what is it like being in a prison..
I should move to America and commit a crime.
Looks like these officers weren't the sharpest knife in the back.
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;20748838]i guess you could say... those officers weren't very [i]sharp[/i]... xD
[editline]09:50PM[/editline]
fuck off Borland!!! that was my joke bitch!!![/QUOTE]
You are unworthy of even a mediocre pun such as that.
I also am trying to think of a joke replacing the word "Thank" with "Shank"
[editline]09:42AM[/editline]
it sucks i know
[quote]Th spokesman said: "This was a very, very serious attack and but for the grace of God we could have been looking at murder here. The public will want to know why prison officers are not provided with stab-proof vests and other equipment that police officers get."[/quote]
Now I'm no expert in vests but I'm pretty sure they don't stop stabs to the arm or face.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;20758285][img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2276/shiv.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Shouldn't count. The bitch got a facestab.
Prisoner is sapping mah sentry!
Oh the irony.
that prisoner is a spy xD
teh caek iz a lie....
Joker here! I am in charge of Arkham Asylum now!
[QUOTE=Rambo_9;20759690]that prisoner is a spy xD
teh caek iz a lie....[/QUOTE]
:smithicide:
Should have kept his guard up.
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