Hey guys, long time no talk eh? I contracted Mono from my girlfriend and since haven't really been out of bed. I still have it technically, but am able to move around and such. Still out of work though. Anyways, I know this isn't Dr. Facepunch or anything, but I wanted a few educated opinions on this subject. My question to you all is this: Can I still smoke pot even though I have mono? I know my liver is working way overtime, and I have been advised by the doctor not to even take Tylenol because it can cause damage. I'm just unsure how the MJ will effect my liver and other organs that may be inflamed and/or fragile at this time. I've looked it up, but haven't found anything substantial about this subject. So what do you all think, and have any of you had Mono before, were you able to safely smoke?
Well I've never had mono, but I've never heard of MJ affecting the liver.
But I recommend staying off it until it clears up, just in case.
Two good things come from this:
1. You won't get injured in anyway, just in case.
2. You'll get even MORE fucked up when you get back to it cause your tolerance will have began to wear off (at least that works for me).
You'll be fine to toke.
In fact I would be getting stoned 24/7 if I were you
I heard mono sucks hard
Uh, uh, make a mono bong?
[QUOTE=2-d;24351684]You'll be fine to toke.
In fact I would be getting stoned 24/7 if I were you
I heard mono sucks hard[/QUOTE]
For the first week, I didn't eat. Because my glands were so swollen, my neck was literally stuck out four inches on either side. My throat was clamped down on by this swelling, so every time I swallowed, even my own spit, it hurt so bad I had to physically grip the sides of my bed just to get past the pain. You never realize how often you swallow (about three times a minute if you're not thinking about it) until you are in physical pain every time you do so. Meanwhile I had to stay hydrated, so I was forcing myself to drink roughly 60 fl oz a day. After not eating for a week, and peeing every 15 minutes (without exaggeration), my throat had finally swollen to the point where my uvula touched the inside of my throat, causing my gag reflex to go off, and me to vomit non-stop for half an hour. When I say non-stop, I mean literally, gag after gag after gag, bile spewing from my lips. I stopped only when I passed out on the bathroom floor. I woke up ten minutes later, threw up again, and then just downed water as fast as I could so I wouldn't pass out again. The next day I went to the doctor and they gave me a shot. Within half an hour all the swelling was gone. They put me on prednisone and I've felt fine since. Now I just get dizzy if I stand for a while, so I basically sleep all day. But that week was the worst week of my entire life. Suicide seemed like a seriously viable option. It was bad. So don't get mono kids. It's not fun.
Wow, I knew mono was horrible, but I never knew what it actually did to the person who has it. That sounds fucking bad and I respect you for not calling it quits.
Hope you get better (and build a wicked immunity to it).
When I read the title, I couldn't even imagine what crazy theory you had cooked up. Now I see it's just Mono. :smith:
[QUOTE=stupid10er;24353957]If I were you I'd ditch the bitch...[/QUOTE]
stupid10er
If I were you I'd ditch the bitch...
[QUOTE=stupid10er;24353957]If I were you I'd ditch the bitch...[/QUOTE]
If I were you I would never have had a gf in the first place.
^owned him
Ive had mono back when i was 16 or so, the fatigue sucks but i guess toking could help against naussea.
[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;24360749]^owned him
Ive had mono back when i was 16 or so, the fatigue sucks but i guess toking could help against naussea.[/QUOTE]
Don't have nausea. I eat just fine now that I'm not a balloon.
Look at this guy. Mister Balloon. Mr. Balloon Neck. Get outa here, fuck you.
[QUOTE=Meader;24360370]If I were you I would never have had a gf in the first place.[/QUOTE]
Alright, broski, we've established that you're cool :c00l:.
I wanna be kewl too :c00l:
I'm mad lucky, I avoided this girl who wanted to hook up and she just found out she has mono. That woulda sucked...
^Was it that biddy from that one thread?
[QUOTE=Dirtbox;24368800]I wanna be kewl too :c00l:[/QUOTE]
Okay. You have some cool now. Not much, but more than you did. I just gave it to you. Through sex. And it's less cool, more AIDS. Sorry.
Or through mono :banjo:
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