Okay, so a few months back, I was over at my friend's house,(his name is Willie but we always call him Will) and so my friend was telling me about how I always have conflicting views of a situation, and usually contradict myself. and he said "You probably have split personality's." He was in health science class, so I didn't really object, and it explained a lot.
so I spend these next few months thinking I have split personality disorder, browsing the internet in a haze, until someone here says:
[QUOTE=synth;22243481]You don't have split personality disorder, there is no such thing.
There is such thing as multiple or dissociative personality disorder, which is a really serious condition caused by mental trauma and can ruin peoples lives.
In movies, video games, novels, etc. it sounds really cool to have a badass and a sweetheart personality but that's not how it is in real life, it can ruin your life and friendships and everything else.
If you had it, you wouldn't know that you had it, unless you were actively seeing a psychologist and he told you, which is not what a psychologist would do, and even IF he did, he would call it by the correct medical term. Pretending that you have a mental disorder doesn't make you cool.[/QUOTE]
to him, thanks for explaining this to me, To Will, you're a fucking idiot
Make a thread about it.
Uh... okay.
I'm happy that you don't have a serious medical disorder.
Facebook told me I had personality disorder because I'm indecisive or something.
I'm sure facebook is worse than your friend
A friend of mine always claims to have a split personality. It's not true, he's just like everyone else, you have a different side that you show when you're in public than when you're alone.
He also claims to have an IQ of 178.
so he said you had schizophrenia and you don't. Your just imagining you do? :S I'm confused!?
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;22244616]Okay, so a few months back, I was over at my friend's house,(his name is Willie but we always call him Will) and so my friend was telling me about how I always have conflicting views of a situation, and usually contradict myself. and he said "You probably have split personality's." He was in health science class, so I didn't really object, and it explained a lot.
so I spend these next few months thinking I have split personality disorder, browsing the internet in a haze, until someone here says:
to him, thanks for explaining this to me, To Will, your a fucking idiot[/QUOTE]
I've had a first aid lesson once, if I tell you that you have cancer will you believe me now?
Diagnostician :D. Fun fact for you.
Although that does seem quite stupid... but you still listened to him. Normally you should listen to smart people and ones you trust. Or at least get multiple opinions.
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If you have conflicting views of a situation, it just means you're thinking about different sides of it. I can't believe you would believe you had a mental disorder based on what a friend told you
diagnostician :eng101:
E: Oh bugger
[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;22245097]Diagnostician :D. Fun fact for you.
Although that does seem quite stupid... but you still listened to him. Normally you should listen to smart people and ones you trust. [b]Or at least get multiple opinions.[/b][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vollybomb;22244616]Okay, so a few months back, I was over at my friend's house,(his name is Willie but we always call him Will) and so my friend was telling me about how I always have conflicting views of a situation, and usually contradict myself. and he said "You probably have split personality's." He was in health science class, so I didn't really object, and it explained a lot.
so I spend these next few months thinking I have split personality disorder, browsing the internet in a haze, until someone here says:
to him, thanks for explaining this to me, To Will, your a fucking idiot[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha.
Your friend's name is Willie
Cool story, broski.
Let this be a lesson to you, unless you have problems they can help, never go to your friends for an medical disorder, especially psychological, thinking you have a psychological disorder can really make you insane.
As an intentional repost... The word is "diagnostician". Just a FYI.
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;22244616]to him, thanks for explaining this to me, To Will, [b]your[/b] a fucking idiot[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=skidude28;22246415]:sigh:[/QUOTE]
heh, sorry, I'm usually a Nazi for this stuff
He is better than Zoidberg!
Does he believe in electromagnetic sensitivity?
If yes, why did you believe him?
If no, you still shouldn't have believed him. He took a health class, big deal, psychologists need years of training in order to diagnos that kind of stuff. Why do you think they charge you so much for their service? They have huge student-loans to pay!
There's also the slight possibility that he was just BSing you, and you fell for it.
Dude look up gullible it's not in the dictionary
It was like, 3 AM and I do suffer from a psychological disorder, called overt gullibility. it runs in the family.
Move your back into it, because you gotta slap that paddywhack up and down the store, sex up your momma cause she's a whore. But, of course, interpol can't track this satellite. After preforming this feat, you will enter the area of a metropolitan city known as the "Sewer Universe MkIII" and enter a quick-time event with them weeeeeeerrrrmms. No, hungry for weeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrmmmmss. Peace out, bro.
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I hope that helps.
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22248948]Move your back into it, because you gotta slap that paddywhack up and down the store, sex up your momma cause she's a whore. But, of course, interpol can't track this satellite. After preforming this feat, you will enter the area of a metropolitan city known as the "Sewer Universe MkIII" and enter a quick-time event with them weeeeeeerrrrmms. No, hungry for weeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrmmmmss. Peace out, bro.
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I hope that helps.[/QUOTE]
Allow me to be the first to say this: wut
A lot of psychologists don't even believe that mutliple personality disorder even exists, and that people only make out that they have it.
I don't see why you had to make a thread about this :S
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;22250691]A lot of psychologists don't even believe that mutliple personality disorder even exists, and that people only make out that they have it.[/QUOTE]
psychologists who don't believe multiple personality exist are the ones without diploma's.
And synth is more credible than your friend because...?
