• Is It Dry When She's High?
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If that's your question, then go by intuition: What is your final destination? To bring fertility, without humility! But what do you do if it's dry? Bring the lube, insert the tube! And if she gets pregnant you lie. POETRY. NOW! :science:
What the FUCK did you smoke? o.O Good poem though. Odd meaning, but nonetheless, good job :D.
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[QUOTE]Is It Dry When She's High?[/QUOTE] Nope, it's still wet. I assure you.
[QUOTE=rnate;24119342]Nope, it's still wet. I assure you.[/QUOTE] He's right. ;) Oral can be dry sometimes though.
You guys really have no idea how difficult it is to suck a cock with cotton mouth.
[QUOTE=User-Maat-Re;24124345]You guys really have no idea how difficult it is to suck a cock with cotton mouth.[/QUOTE] Talking from experience?
[QUOTE=rnate;24119342]Nope, it's still wet. I assure you.[/QUOTE] usually its wetter actually. pot tends to make females quite aroused and now i just got bittersweet memories of my exgirlfriend. :smith: thanks op.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24124668]pot tends to make females quite aroused [/QUOTE] That's why it's always fucking awesome smoking with girls, you always end up getting some pusseeeehhh!
[QUOTE=HairyGoatMan;24124843]That's why it's always fucking awesome smoking with girls, you always end up getting some pusseeeehhh![/QUOTE] unless you smoke with your girlfriend and her friend because pot activates females hidden homosexuality and they just bond the whole time while you're left to sit on the bed and watch tv. :smith: i'm just going to leave this thread now
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24148015]unless you smoke with your girlfriend and her friend because pot activates females hidden homosexuality and they just bond the whole time while you're left to sit on the bed and watch tv. :smith: i'm just going to leave this thread now[/QUOTE] this made me sadface :smith: I feel your pain, dude... Like once, I was high with a few friends, and I got smacked in the balls... I'm guessing its somewhere near the same pain.
[QUOTE=skulltooth;24148990]this made me sadface :smith: I feel your pain, dude... Like once, I was high with a few friends, and I got smacked in the balls... I'm guessing its somewhere near the same pain.[/QUOTE] you have no idea how upsetting it is to be ignored by your girlfriend so her and her bitchy friend can giggle and cuddle on the floor for 3 hours.
shoulda jumped in between em and had a threesome
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24148015]unless you smoke with your girlfriend and her friend because pot activates females hidden homosexuality and they just bond the whole time while you're left to sit on the bed and watch tv. :smith: i'm just going to leave this thread now[/QUOTE] That would definitely not be my face if my girlfriend and one of her friends were dykin out. I'm thinking it'd be more along the lines of :haw:
[QUOTE=rnate;24150248]That would definitely not be my face if my girlfriend and one of her friends were dykin out. I'm thinking it'd be more along the lines of :haw:[/QUOTE] You would rather be having pussy, wouldn't you? Not watching two of them go at eachother.
I've had sex with my girlfriend many of times. That'd be pretty damn hot, though.
Fucking high is amazing. It's like all of your life force is in your dick which is in a girl. Cum EVERYWHERE
I smoked with my girlfriend today and made her squirt. I was fucking surprised. She screamed and was mortified.
Ye tappin ma ho stoned is the best thing ever. I'm better at it as well D:
[QUOTE=rnate;24150248]That would definitely not be my face if my girlfriend and one of her friends were dykin out. I'm thinking it'd be more along the lines of :haw:[/QUOTE] you'd have to be there. it wasnt the fool-around-and-get-frisky type of lesbo action, it was the 'oh my god i love you rebekah' lesbo action.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24165857]you'd have to be there. it wasnt the fool-around-and-get-frisky type of lesbo action, it was the 'oh my god i love you rebekah' lesbo action.[/QUOTE] Oh, so just the emotional part? That's lame.
[QUOTE=rnate;24166141]Oh, so just the emotional part? That's lame.[/QUOTE] yeah it was horrible but then i went home and :350: so everything was coo.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24169095]yeah it was horrible but then i went home and :350: so everything was coo.[/QUOTE] I believe, that this is the stance that everyone in this sub forum takes.
[QUOTE=HairyGoatMan;24124419]Talking from experience?[/QUOTE] Yes.
well that's not gay at all. it's homosexual because I am politically correct :)
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