I got stoned so hard last night for the first time in my life
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Backstory, I'm a Canadian kid living in Ontario and currently in Grade 12 of high school, senior year.
So most of my life I haven't really known any druggies or people with connections of that sort, so drugs were not a very important part of my life. Then I switched schools in Grade 11 and met these really chill people. I made friends with them and we were tight for the most part. One day during school I let it slip that I never had done weed in my life, and they were so shocked. They said first chance we get we were going to get stoned.
So then Wednesday of last week rolls around, and another friend of ours, a chick, was holding and we found out. Instantly first chance he got my friend went up to her and asked to buy some off her. They did the trade and got 5 g's straight up (she was holding about 10-12 g's on her at school. Yeah I know weird). He said that we were going to my house on friday and get fucked. I was excited.
You can see how the rest of the story goes, but hooooooly shiiit I was so fucked. We blazed twice, once we went to this nearby river and just took hits off a pipe while watching the water go by.
Then it hit me. My body was so fucking heavy you wouldn't believe it. The wind was pushing me from side to side and like I got the shakes so bad. Then another thing hit me: it felt like my nerves were firing in waves, starting from my mouth and like crawling down to my feet through my body. Intense cottonmouth. I don't remember what happened but I knew my mind was messed up.
Then we went to see the Social Network, which was really boring but I was so INTO it. I don't think I blinked during that whole 2 hour movie. We were starting to come down from the high by the time the movie ended, so we went to subway. We ate so much and I think the clerks knew we were stoned.
Then we went back to my place and got stoned some more. But what was weird was that instead of a mental high I just got a physical high. My body was heavy but I was still fully conscious and I was THINKING about shit. We watched Clerks 2 and that just made me piss my pants it was so funny. Oh man.
Then we crashed at like around 2 in the morning.
then I woke up this morning with a highover a mile wide. It finally came down like right now as I'm typing this at 7:00 in the evening. I woke up at 9 AM.
Good times man, good times. Just felt like sharing.
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Also the second time around I felt so disconnected from my body. I felt like I was lagging so hard with my body movements, it's like matrix style slow. It was amazing. Best feeling I ever had.
The first times are always the best. I remember my first time, everything got really tall and huge and I was holding a pipe in my lap and it looked really small. And we had music with heavy bass in it, I swear I had a literal ear-gasm.:v: Good times.
Whats so funny is that we named the weed when we were stoned. The girl we got it from had no idea what it was called, she said it didn't have a name.
We call it the Dank Garden. It smells like a garden and its fucking dank as hell its amazing.
My first time was under this huge bridge in holland (Lek brug in Vianen for the fellow dutchies) with 2 of my best friends, still remember everything.. blew my mind
offff to my lemon hazzeeee
I remember my first time, never had a comparable high since
My first time I just laughed at pools balls. The problem is that my older sister had a friend who supplied it and we just stayed at her friends house. I was kind of disappointed because I keep hearing stories about these things people do when they're high and I'm restricted to getting blazed once at some strangers house. It's fun when I'm high but when I look back I find it isn't what I keep hearing about.
First time i got high, i was smoking straight cones of dirty hydro budd, holy fuck i had like 10 cones and my brain was fucked, it seemed like my arm was stretching and it looked a lot longer, literally just tripping balls.
not anymore though, i need to stop for another week or two to let my tolerance go down again, been awhile since i have had a good mind bender from weed.
Sucks you had a hangover
Uncommon too
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;25328462]Sucks you had a hangover
Uncommon too[/QUOTE]
sorry had one when I did it the first time, light feeling in my head and a tiny headache.
i rememember my first time, i just had some chronic with my brother, coughed for like 2 hours then passed out
My first time I just got really bad headrush, I don't actually know the first time I got high.
I remember the first time I got really stoned. I was sitting there thinking "Great, now I just used my money on more crap. This shit isn't even working. Oh, by the way, where am I?"
I was sitting in my room. Then smilies started dancing around on the computer screen. That was some crazy weird shit.
First time I got high I busted my fucking ass skateboarding.
First time I got baked I had a great body high going, played Super Smash Bros, was convinced the computers were cheating because they controlled the system.
sounds like you had an incredible time. i'm happy for you.
first time i smoked some cali kush
to say the least, i was tripping balls
i actually blacked out for like 2 minutes but i was still walking with my friend on the sidewalk i woke up and hes like "dude what were you saying?"
apparently i was talking then i blacked out and woke up to that
i had no idea what i was saying
i had a "highover" too
I went on an adventure with my friend's creepy rasta stoner friends
Eventually we got hungry and we went on a magical journey to go up the road to the shops, I ran because I could and ran all way back down to meet them.
I spent like $50 on food because I thought "Hey fuck it, I'm probably never going to be able to smoke again."
Then we came home and had the biggest toke ever, I could barely use a bong I had to get somebody to light the bowl for me. I got waaaaaaay too stoned, and I stared into space for ages, I thought I was gonna die, I got up and went outside the door and my friend got me some matresses to sleep on.
He forgot about me and I was left standing by the door, the highest I've ever been, exploring my mind for half an hour. He came back, I hadn't moved.
Then I slept lol
[QUOTE=Asphyxia;25322049]The first times are always the best. I remember my first time, everything got really tall and huge and I was holding a pipe in my lap and it looked really small. And we had music with heavy bass in it, I swear I had a literal ear-gasm.:v: Good times.[/QUOTE]
Not always true. My first time wasn't that great. Now the second time.... Holy shit that was a good fucking time. We got some good shit that time.
The first time i did it was like "Is this even working?" then i sat down and my neck wouldn't stop spinning.
Eventually i got on my bed and rolled around for about a hour. It was awesome.
I didn't get blazed my first time, only a slight buzz. I still wanna try getting blasted some day though, sounds amazing.
I didn't get very high my first time I blazed, but man, I have been too high.
It was a blast, because I remember trying to watch Clerks. I knew the TV was on, and I knew my friend put it in, but I never actually remembered seeing anything on the TV. Apparently, I had an eye closed, but was too high to notice.
Good times.
My first time was pretty fucked up.
I was watching my friend play bioshock when it kicked in - the TV started to go wavy around the edges. It was a completely unknown experience for me, so it kind of sucked. I closed my eyes to help make it go away, and that was cool. If I weren't looking at them, I had no idea where my hands were. At one point I stood up, opened my eyes and said "What am I doing up [i]here?[/i]"
I wish I got really good Indica when I started smoking. Body highs suck for me now.
i was the other day too
Man I think music and weed go together perfectly
I was listening to a sad piano track one time in my room, and for this one part where it's very silent and the notes are crisp and sharp every single note I heard caused an explosion of colour in my mind's eye
It was incredible
I remember my first time I ate 5 cheeseburgers they were so fucking good and I laughed so fucking hard playing halo with my friend and me just killing each other.
I love the feeling of not knowing, makes me wish I could get amnesia from my high experiences, so it's like a first high every time.
Woah wtf.
First time was with a tinnie. it was really dank and it crept up on me. good times.
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;25322167]Whats so funny is that we named the weed when we were stoned. The girl we got it from had no idea what it was called, she said it didn't have a name.
We call it the Dank Garden. It smells like a garden and its fucking dank as hell its amazing.[/QUOTE]
It smelled like a garden? Like dirt, or what are you trying to describe here?
Does it matter?
The weed was good, that's all that does matter
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