Every time you go to pick up a new pair of boxers from your drawer, you skirt around one pair. The days go by, and your boxer (briefs, whatever) reserves start running lower and lower, until that one dreadful day. Your last pair of boxers. Maybe they don't fit, maybe they're just worn down, but you loathe that last pair. You loathe it because you have to go the day wearing them, and also signals that you have to do laundry.
Fuck you, last pair of boxers, because your leg holes are too tight, and I have to run a load of laundry.
And if you do not have this last pair, you have not lived life.
And if you never get down to your last pair, you probably live at home and have your parents do laundry for you.
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Mine are fine thanks.
Oh god this, I have this one black pair with glow-in-dark spiders on them, and fuck those things itch like crazy
For some reason my socks always dissapear.
I wear the same pair through the whole week :smug:
I don't wear boxers.
[QUOTE=Wablur;21020823]I wear the same pair through the whole week :smug:[/QUOTE]
prime example of why you don't have a girlfriend
I'm honestly wearing my last pair right now.
I can't find one of my balls :ohdear:
Oh that fucking last pair. It fits, but it's way too loose. It tends to shift through out the day and feels uncomfortable.
Just flip your dirty boxers inside out. Then it's good as new again.
Better than going "Commando" like I had to a few days ago
holy shit I thought I was the only one that this happened to!
[QUOTE=Wablur;21020823]I wear the same pair through the whole week :smug:[/QUOTE]
lol week
I wear the same pair through the whole month. That way I only need 12 pairs. :smug:
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;21020875]Just flip your dirty boxers inside out. Then it's good as new again.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ketchup;21020886]lol week
I wear the same pair through the whole month. That way I only need 12 pairs. :smug:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Killerjc;21020852]prime example of why you don't have a girlfriend[/QUOTE]
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Why not just buy another pair of boxers, then when you get down to those and the 'goddamn last pair' wash the old ones... Then you never get to wear them!
I always manage to rip holes in my boxers. Same with pajama pants. I think it's the cheapness of the material and how I like stretching my legs often on my couch. The focal point of this act of stretching is in the crotch, so you must understand now that most of my underwear have holes in the genital area. It's not sexual or anything, but it just happens. I need to buy super rip-resistant underwear I think.
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[QUOTE=toastedspyro;21020875]Just flip your dirty boxers inside out. Then it's good as new again.[/QUOTE]
That's gross.
I still live at home and my mom is doing my laundry right now.
but I always get down to the last pair... i hate it.
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[QUOTE=toastedspyro;21020875]Just flip your dirty boxers inside out. Then it's good as new again.[/QUOTE]
I have a cycle. I run out I wear the cleanest (least smelly) pair I can find.
yet they all smell like cum... thats why Axe is for... BUUUUUT have you ever tried spraying that on your nuts? .....
Jesus christ, you people are gross.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;21020875]Just flip your dirty boxers inside out. Then it's good as new again.[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of some picture I seen, explaining how you can use your boxers fours days on the row;
Day 1: Wear normal.
Day 2: Back to front.
Day 3: Inside out.
Day 4: Inside out & back to front.
Also, I don't see how you can get to your last per.
Once you start running low, just go and pick up some new ones from the store...?
This is slowly getting more and more revolting.
I'm pretty sure I'll stick with a clean pair for each day.
I hate that pair, only because if i don't get clean ones for the next day I would be in briefs, and those are fucking terrible.
I sleep naked
because my parents don't believe in air conditioning in florida
I choose my underwear randomly.
I was looking for another pair of boxers to wear because i forgot to do laundry and i picked up one pair and looked at the back of it and theres a giant 3-5 inch rip right where my ass is.
I need to do laundry now.
As soon as a pair of boxers get tatty or uncomfortable I ditch them, so no problems with uncomfortable or worn out underwear. The part about the last pair signaling that you absolutely have to do your laundry rings true with me though.
Mine have no crotch cos i'm a filthy bastard and the sweat has eroded them
Fucking thin, faded, light blue boxers that I've had since like the sixth grade.
Anyone else pick their boxers depending on their mood and what's happening on that particular day?
That last pair. It has a different colour label than the rest of them. If those are the only pair I have left, I start wearing briefs instead.
2 Day rotation for me.
Not because I'm a sick bastard, but because I only have 4 pairs and I'm a poor college student without access to a reliable washing machine.
I also have a pair of white boxers where the front is completely yellow due to sweat, and other things..
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