Evil Preteen commits Identity Fraud - Fools Trained Customs Officers

[IceyMalone]

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[QUOTE]Hey, Turkish protestors: you have no idea how deep your nation's problems go. You're worried about conservative Islam, but meanwhile customs officials are letting 9-year-old British girls, who might very well be adorable terrorists, into the country on unicorn passports. Emily Harris (pictured above) entered the country with her mother and father, who didn't realize until it was too late that they had grabbed the wrong passport.[/QUOTE]

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[Snek]

Glory to Arstotska!

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[SaberVS7]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;41051149]Glory to Cobrastan![/QUOTE]

Fixed that for you.

[Wiggles]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;41051149]Glory to Arstotska!

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Should've let her parents through but detained her.

[wwlfr]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;41051149]Glory to Arstotska!

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hahahaha holy shit

[turing]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;41051149]Glory to Arstotska!

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i lauged my pants off

[aznz888]

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[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;41051149]Glory to Arstotska!

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[b]- 10 CREDITS: CORBRASTAN IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY![/b]

[plappy03]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;41051149]Glory to Arstotska!

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I haven't laughed that hard in a while, seriously...

[Ogris]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;41051149]Glory to Arstotska!

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Arstotzka.

We seem to have a Kolechian terrorist here.

[isak]

And some poor Turkish customs official's mother is now sick and cold and he can't afford to heat his home because of the citation.

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE]Instead of Emily's passport, they took a Build-A-Bear Workshop passport belonging to her stuffed unicorn, Lily, [/QUOTE]

My sides....
This is just gold.

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They stamped it.

[Ryll]

Someone's getting fired

[Crest]

This thread pushed me to finally play Papers Please. Holy shit I need more now immediately.

[lordcrypto]

question number 2, why is a toy passport being kept with real passports

[Worldwaker]

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;41064429]question number 2, why is a toy passport being kept with real passports[/QUOTE]

Why are you asking why the stuffed animal had a passport? It was to come with the little girl, of course! And why wouldn't they leave it with the rest of them, how else would they let it into the country?