• Spoon Collection Stolen from President Garfield's Tomb
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[t]http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/James-garfield.jpg[/t] [quote=The Verge] Thirteen nearly worthless commemorative spoons were stolen from President James A. Garfield's tomb, a 180-foot-tall structure located in an Ohio cemetery, according to the Washington Post. The spoons reportedly came from Garfield's inauguration as the 20th US president and each have his face engraved in their handle and an image of what seems to be his Ohio home engraved on the actual teaspoon. Lake View Cemetery, where the tomb is located, is apparently puzzled by the break in, as other objects and even cash left in a donation box were reportedly left alone inside the tomb. (...) The cemetery's president, who assessed the spoons' value for the [I]Post[/I], also said that they would be hard to sell even if someone wanted to — she tells the [I]Post[/I] that they were probably just stolen so that someone could prove they'd broken in. Source: [url]http://www.theverge.com/2014/5/12/5710660/president-garfield-tomb-robbery-spoons-stolen[/url][/quote] What a world we live in. Such a tragic crime.
[quote]she tells the Post that they were probably just stolen so that someone could prove they'd broken in.[/quote] Doubt that. People are way too fucking stupid these days. They probably didn't even know it was a former president's tomb. They'll get caught at some shitty pawn shop trying to sell 'em for $20 bucks to get their next fix.
Oh no! Not President Garfield's spoons which I'd totally heard of before this news story, what a national treasure to be lost!
You guys won't be making jokes when it turns out there was a treasure map on those spoons.
Next Indiana Jones film confirmed for spoon searching old man looking for something to stir his tea.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;44793940]Next Indiana Jones film confirmed for spoon searching old man looking for something to stir his tea.[/QUOTE] No, this is National Treasure-tier shit. "We're going to steal... President Garfield's Priceless Commemorative Spoon Collection!"
Put the spoons in the oatmeal it'll show you a map to his treasure
those bastards! they stole his silverwear ya i know the area, they're going to melt it
we all know who did it: [img]http://nutgraphweekly.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/tommy-wiseau.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Robman8908;44794009]No, this is National Treasure-tier shit. "We're going to steal... President Garfield's Priceless Commemorative Spoon Collection!"[/QUOTE]because if you play spoons, the instrument, with them at the third hour on the fifth day of the seventh month at lincons memorial it shoots out the real something
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