• [A&E England] People told not to go to A&E for eating too many Easter Eggs.
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-35910650[/url] [quote=excerpt]People who eat "one too many" Easter eggs have been urged to stay away from A&E by NHS bosses in Middlesbrough. The warning was issued on Facebook after a number of people went to the James Cook University Hospital with stomach aches caused by overindulgence. The post said patients should "rest at home and drink plenty of water" if they had eaten too much chocolate and a big dinner. In another post, it added: "Earwax, stomach problems caused by overeating, false nails that won't come off, headache, period pain, colds and flu, sickness and diarrhoea - we have seen all of these in A&E in recent weeks. "Please only attend A&E if you are seriously ill or injured. If you attend with a minor illness or injury, you could face a long wait."[/quote] thou palm hath bin dothed on thine face.
I wonder how those that did go to A&E actually managed to survive in society. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with them? You can only understand this behaviour if the individuals who did this are mentally ill.
[QUOTE=Antlerp;50032924]I wonder how those that did go to A&E actually managed to survive in society. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with them? You can only understand this behaviour if the individuals who did this are mentally ill.[/QUOTE] Or just stupid, like people who call 999 when their snowman melts
to be fair the Cadbury's creme ones are fuckin savage on the gut
So it's still OK to go for eating too few easter eggs? 'Cause I might need to admit myself.
cant say i havent been in a state after a easter egg binge that wasnt close to death
Gotta admit guys I'm close to going myself :v:
[QUOTE=Cone;50033006]to be fair the Cadbury's creme ones are fuckin savage on the gut[/QUOTE] to be fair the Cadbury's creme ones are fucking delicious
[QUOTE=Oblivion Knight;50036944]to be fair the Cadbury's creme ones are fucking delicious[/QUOTE] Until the shits hit you.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;50037014]Until the shits hit you.[/QUOTE] Carpe diem.
The opposite situation is deadly serious, though. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0OHalnH.jpg[/IMG]
ill be honest from the title i thought A&E was a restaurant and i was very confused
[QUOTE=343N;50037903]ill be honest from the title i thought A&E was a restaurant and i was very confused[/QUOTE] tbh i expected the tv channel. :downs:
How about charging those who waste hospitals time with this trivia?
It's UK law that at Easter you must eat your combined family's bodyweight in chocolate over the long weekend then spend the following Tuesday-Friday getting no work done and regretting it.
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