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Five years have passed since that night. After it happened you told yourself that it wasn't real, just a side effect of drugs, But... you weren't doing any drugs then.
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Your life has felt so empty ever since, you sit in your crummy apartment with no furniture, sans one crate.
Your trusty hat is hung up on the wall.
Suddenly a flash of light blinds you, and when you can see again you see a glowing green doorway.
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(That's right everyone, the random IPW of randomness is BACK :smug:)
Do what you want cuz a pirate is free
You are a pirate
Go on a floaty adventure to find lord tophat to find out the truth about drugz
Durgz*
Do drugs.
Durgz*
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You must learn the truth about drugz, so you throw on your green hat and dash though the glowing doorway in search of Lord Tophat, the king of drugz.
You are in a world with square clouds.
Why has nothing interesting happened yet?
smoke weed to summon him
when he appears offer him a sacrimonial joint
Grab a cloud and consume it.
smoke the cloud :smug:
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You eat the cloud right above you, your eyes are now glowing red.
Let the tophatyness guide you though the forbiden forset of vag jay jays
Shout out loud "AMA FAHRIN MAH LAAAAYZOOOORZ!"
And shoot lasers from your eyes
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You shout out[B] "AMA FAHRIN MAH LAAAAYZOOOORZ!"[/B] and shoot laser beams out of your eyes.
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A body falls from the sky. Oh shit, you killed the Tophat lord.
Well now your in deep shit; literaly killing the tophat lord teleported you into a massive maze of shit
But the body came with you, and you take his Tophat Full O' Weed.
