• FUCK YEAH: Goldfish gives a Frog a lift across a pond
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[img]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/ad_133392326.jpg?w=650&h=319&crop=1#038;h=491[/img] [I] there is no word on whether or not frogger survived the highway[/I] [quote=metrofuck] This idle frog was snapped riding a goldfish from one side of a pond to the other, clinging on tightly with his legs during the brief journey. Despite the best efforts of the goldfish, the frog managed to hold on until it had completed its journey across the water, at which point it presumably thanked its reluctant taxi, disembarked, and continued with its day. The incident was spotted by Andree Siwadi, 70, who was putting food into her garden pond in Winton in Bournemouth, Dorset.[/quote] [url="http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/28/taxi-sir-frog-rides-goldfish-across-a-pond-4711348/"] Posted all of small source[/url]
Fuckin' lazy-ass french.
Slow news day? This is awesome, though.
You do realize the frog was humping the fish, right? I'm being completely serious here.
[QUOTE=Riller;44669584]Fuckin' lazy-ass french.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;44669760]You do realize the frog was humping the fish, right? I'm being completely serious here.[/QUOTE] Fuckin' horny-ass French.
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;44669760]You do realize the frog was humping the fish, right? I'm being completely serious here.[/QUOTE] "lives in water; check, slimy; check, yeah, I can hit it"
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44669921]"lives in water; check, slimy; check, yeah, I can hit it"[/QUOTE] This is an actual issue in Australia, I'm told. Cane Toads will literally rape your goldfish or Koi to death* unless you stop them. * They hold the gill slits shut until the fish asphyxiates.
For a minute I was hoping this was about that band giving a lift to someone over the Atlantic. No, it was completely literal.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;44669614]Slow news day?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfn3xfe1_Ds[/media]
This must happen more often but it's never really captured
The frog is raping it. Seriously the fuckers do it to the fish in my pond all the time. Normally results in injury.
well this story took a dark turn
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;44671002]well this story took a dark turn[/QUOTE] I guess my avatar fits now
Frogs, you nasty.
I'll still eat them.
I think the fish forgot the frog was there, and that's why it stopped struggling.
How is this news
[QUOTE=Xystus234;44672750]How is this news[/QUOTE] Can you think of a more productive use of our time, than talking about a frog hitching a lift whilst raping a goldfish? Cause I sure can't.
Lots of frogs will attempt amplexus with any thing they can get a hold of. Some species have actually have adapted to have a special call that is basically "Fuck off, I am a dude" because males latch on to other males and wont let go. [img]https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3822/9915089285_fc1f3fa928.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;44669949]This is an actual issue in Australia, I'm told. Cane Toads will literally rape your goldfish or Koi to death* unless you stop them. * They hold the gill slits shut until the fish asphyxiates.[/QUOTE] So what you're saying is you could put a small explosive charge in a foam fish dummy and create an anti-cane toad mine.
[QUOTE=Grimhound;44678674]So what you're saying is you could put a small explosive charge in a foam fish dummy and create an anti-cane toad mine.[/QUOTE] *frog latches on* BOOM! "Alright-!" *fish start floating to surface* "...Fuck."
[QUOTE=imptastick;44676906]Lots of frogs will attempt amplexus with any thing they can get a hold of. Some species have actually have adapted to have a special call that is basically "Fuck off, I am a dude" because males latch on to other males and wont let go. [img]https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3822/9915089285_fc1f3fa928.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] docking..
[QUOTE=imptastick;44676906]Lots of frogs will attempt amplexus with any thing they can get a hold of. Some species have actually have adapted to have a special call that is basically "Fuck off, I am a dude" because males latch on to other males and wont let go. [img]https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3822/9915089285_fc1f3fa928.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.truckingsos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/semi-truck-tow-of-four-brand420-new-Kenworth-tractors-pull-out-of-the-Chillicothe-Ohio-factory.jpg[/img]
It can get crazy [img]https://uphilldowndale.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/frog-ball.jpg[/img]
i feel really uncomfortable now
im scared
It's amazing what reading this thread has made me think about frogs.
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