• I'm Hearing Sounds In My House
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It's 1:28 AM EST. I hear sounds in my house. It's a fairly old house and doesn't creak around and stuff like some do. The sounds I'm hearing started about an hour ago. At first they where things like a tap or something shuffling. I thought nothing about it. In the last few minutes I've heard slow, quiet clapping, a mildly soft pound, something that sounds like a cereal box being bent, and breathing. I have an AK-47 clutched in my hands and am sitting in a corner, waiting for something to appear. I live in a neighborhood that has a couple hoodlums notorious for breaking into cars and houses. About a year ago there was an incident where every car on the street was broken into except for ours. We have never been broken into ourselves, and the people who do it where just sent off to jail. I'm not quite sure what I should do now. I'm not going to sleep tonight though, that's for sure. I am frantically typing this because as I do the cereal box bending-ish sound is becoming more and more frequent.
People who hear shit shouldnt have an ak-47 now im scared of a crazy dude shooting my ass up
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Turn on all the lights in your house.
[QUOTE=simzboy;23676795]Turn on all the lights in you house.[/QUOTE] Done.
i hear random shit in my house all the time and it doesn't bother me at all might be because i have 2 cats [editline]10:42PM[/editline] wow what you have an ak-47 i guess i should have read the thread before posting
Poison the cereal
[QUOTE=Professer Trall;23676811]i hear random shit in my house all the time and it doesn't bother me at all might be because i have 2 cats[/QUOTE] I have two small dogs who are asleep in my sight right now. It's not them.
Oh sorry that's just me.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23676799]Done.[/QUOTE]Also, just for fun. Play this song with the lights turned off. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPFSOWowSaw&feature=related[/media]
So you are sitting in a corner, with your AK47 in your hand, typing on your computer. Edit: You're lieing.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23676857]So you are sitting in a corner, with your AK47 in your hand, typing on your computer. Edit: You're lieing.[/QUOTE] Right hand has AK pointed in the air. Left hand is typing. I'm looking up every few seconds to see whats in front of me.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23676880]Right hand has AK pointed in the air. Left hand is typing. I'm looking up every few seconds to see whats in front of me.[/QUOTE] As a gun owner I have to say you are being way too cautious for your own good and this seems to be taking the situation way too far. PS. I own an AMD-65 Hungarian AK47. Everytime I hear shit I don't go grab one of my five guns. I live in a rough area too where Gas Stations and Convient stores are robbed up the street from me on a monthly basis.
play the doom 3 theme song really loudly and at the climax jump up and start screaming and running around searching your house
Slenderman. I had to.
Teach those sounds a lesson and fire a warning shot.
its your heating/cooling system. [editline]05:48AM[/editline] you pussy.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23676857]So you are sitting in a corner, with your AK47 in your hand, typing on your computer. Edit: You're lieing.[/QUOTE] his pc could be in the corner of the room... or he wrote that knowing he would be in the corner of the room while we read this. the ak 47 thing kinda scares me. and makes me question WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AK 47. is it airsoft or what. but anyway. i would walk around the house with this said ak 47. and scout around. if someone is there. the ak should prolly scare them shitless -------edit-------- when i posted this alot of new messages apeared. so just ignore my guess at figuring out why he was in corner and comp at same time
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;23676910]Teach those sounds a lesson and fire a warning shot.[/QUOTE] Wonderful idea, shoot a rifle off in a secluded area. This is what gives gun owners a bad name.
it's the Dark Ones, Artyom. Shoot them with your AK
I was reading this thread, when I felt my chair shaking.... MY FUCKING CAT!
Do you actually own an AK-47 or is it an airsoft gun Don't lie now
[QUOTE=dkparadox;23676922]his pc could be in the corner of the room... or he wrote that knowing he would be in the corner of the room while we read this. the ak 47 thing kinda scares me. and makes me question WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AK 47. is it airsoft or what. but anyway. i would walk around the house with this said ak 47. and scout around. if someone is there. the ak should prolly scare them shitless[/QUOTE] What the fuck is so scary about owning a gun. 77 out of 100 households in the United States have guns in them.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23676925]Wonderful idea, shoot a rifle off in a secluded area. This is what gives gun owners a bad name.[/QUOTE] sarcasm gives gun owners a bad name? huh
Such is life in Moscow.
[QUOTE=dkparadox;23676922]his pc could be in the corner of the room... or he wrote that knowing he would be in the corner of the room while we read this. the ak 47 thing kinda scares me. and makes me question WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AK 47. is it airsoft or what. but anyway. i would walk around the house with this said ak 47. and scout around. if someone is there. the ak should prolly scare them shitless -------edit-------- when i posted this alot of new messages apeared. so just ignore my guess at figuring out why he was in corner and comp at same time[/QUOTE] The PC is a laptop. I have an AK-47 (Technically a WASR-10 but pretty much the same) because I can and it's for defense.
Don't worry, you'll most likely be okay. The chance of it being someone is like 1% whilst the chance of something else not going to harm you 99%. I guess just be careful. I have 4 guns :P
Turn on every electronic in the house.
you have a gun. kill whatever is making the noise. problem solved? i wouldn't go running for a gun at the sound of my haunted cereal box moving, but since you have one what is there to be afraid of? EDIT: semi-automatic assault rifles are legal in certain places, for anyone and everyone who keeps commenting on the fact that he has what he calls an ak-47, although really it's just a variant of the model.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23676925]Wonderful idea, shoot a rifle off in a secluded area. This is what gives gun owners a bad name.[/QUOTE] fyi he was joking
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