Little Girl Crawls Into Claw Machine, Hands Out Free Toys
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[quote=HuffPo]A little girl presumably sick of the tyrannical claw machine never passing out toys took matters into her own hands.
A photo originally posted to Imgur and picked up by The Daily Dot shows a young girl grabbing a stuffed toy from within the glass walls of a claw machine in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
The girl simply crawled into the machine and started handing out free toys, according to the original poster.
"I feel like I would have the urge to block the exit, put in a dollar, and start attacking her with the claw... but that's just me," Reddit user ShabbyAssets said.
It is unclear whether she escaped the clutches of the claw, according to Gawker, though it's probable that she did.
This marks the second time within a week that a child has been found inside a claw machine.
We aren't sure if it's a sign that mankind will always trump machine by being able to crawl his or her way into a claw machine, or if it means that machines will always win after children get stuck inside of them. We're just waiting for Skynet to come online at this point.[/quote]
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Reminds me of that Movie 43 scene with the kids in machines.
Somebody watched Movie 43?
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Reminds me of that Movie 43 scene with the kids in machines.[/QUOTE]
Didn't this just happen 2 or 3 days ago :v:
[QUOTE=mattmanlex;44610524]Didn't this just happen 2 or 3 days ago :v:[/QUOTE]
[quote=OP][quote=Huffpo]This marks the second time within a week that a child has been found inside a claw machine.[/quote][/quote]
rated Heart because someone watch Movie 43
[QUOTE] "I feel like I would have the urge to block the exit, put in a dollar, and start attacking her with the claw... but that's just me," Reddit user ShabbyAssets said.[/QUOTE]
ah, reddit
Title had me filled with dread until I read the rest of it.
[quote]"I feel like I would have the urge to block the exit, put in a dollar, and start attacking her with the claw... but that's just me," Reddit user ShabbyAssets said.[/quote]
i can't say it wouldn't have crossed my mind either...
after i got her out of the machine of course
Either that girl is incredibly tiny or that machine has a really huge hole for her to crawl into. Still, I appreciate how she thinks out of the box. Future world leader right there, calling it.
While it is cute, she is technically stealing...
I mean call the machines a gamble/ripoff all you want. But the items in the machine are paid for by the vendor. The vendor is losing money.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;44610635]Still, I appreciate how she thinks out of the box.[/QUOTE]
She technically thought [i]inside[/i] the box.
I initially expected this to be a gruesome story but then I looked at the title closer....
see
this is what obamunism is doing to our kids
making them commies stealing from hardworking claw machines and giving away toys for free
thanks
obama
the hero whateverthecityitisimlazy deserves
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;44610635]Either that girl is incredibly tiny or that machine has a really huge hole for her to crawl into. Still, I appreciate how she thinks out of the box. Future world leader right there, calling it.[/QUOTE]
Usually these kind of machines have huge holes you grab your giant toy from when you actually get one*
*You will never get one
Only possible way to get anything from those machienes is if they're over stuffed.
The claws are programed to close as its going up, which is why it cant grip for shit.
I actually used to be pretty good at them too.
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;44610549]rated Heart because someone watch Movie 43[/QUOTE]
Why? That movie was awful.
What a little communist
this makes me want to have a daughter so i can train her to get into tight spaces to steal things and then use her little girl charm to get away with it
[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;44612013]this makes me want to have a daughter so i can train her to get into tight spaces to steal things and then use her little girl charm to get away with it[/QUOTE]
i'll be honest, you raise a small child right, those things are basically attack drones, especially if you give them jetpacks and firearms training
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;44612288]i'll be honest, you raise a small child right, those things are basically attack drones, especially if you give them jetpacks and firearms training[/QUOTE]
Hi Jango.
Commander, we got a robbery at a nearby claw machine inside of a arcade center. Taking action ASAP.
If you can't beat the system, force your way inside it where it can't hurt you any more and then profit from ripping out it's contents and passing them to the masses.
Or something like that.