• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v6
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After visiting Facepunch for several years now, I have decided that the best threads I have [I]ever read[/I], bar none, were Hezzy's Anonymous Confessional Threads. Well he hasn't posted one since September of '09, so I asked him if I could make a new one for him and he gave me the official OK. [email]facepunchconfession@gmail.com[/email] Mail your confessions to that address! All confessions are kept anonymous. You have a secret fetish? You're a formerly permabanned member? Do you do weird things when you're alone? You like men but can't admit it? Get that weight off of your shoulders and send an email! I'll post the emails in the thread for everybody's entertainment and fascination! :siren:[b][highlight]HANDY HINTS[/b][/highlight]:siren: I can't see your email address unless I click a button to show it. Even then I doubt I will recognize your email address, so the chance of me knowing who you are is slim. Even then, I really couldn't give a shit who you are or not. I won't post the confession if it is: [list][*]Too short [*]Stupid [*]Racist [*]Hate against a member of FP [*]Dumb[/list] [b]>>>> I will NEVER post your email address and I will never include your username, even if you ask <<<<[/b] [b]PREVIOUS THREADS[/b] [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=195810]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional[/url] [url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=546792]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v2[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=12841069]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v3[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=778040]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v4[/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=195810]Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v5[/url] :siren:[highlight]LET'S GET THOSE CONFESSIONS ROLLING IN![/highlight]:siren: [b]P.S.: Yes, I know I'm not Hezzy. Fucking deal with it.[/b]
This one time, at band camp...
I PM'd Hezzy to make a new one a few days ago, actually. I was hoping he would do it but oh well. I'll think of a confession later.
I haven't seen hezzy around for a while come to think of it.
I must confess to you SKuM that I have sinned. See my email for details.
Here comes the tales of incest and sticking things up your ass.
Who's gonna be the first one to sign him up for the ZooTube news letter?
Fuck yeah. Time to get my creative juic- I mean memory flowing to recall these :airquote: events:airquote: that totally happened to create an Anonymous confessional.
Incoming stories of brotherly rape, incest, and serious wrong doings.
I still say we have a contest to vote for the best one OF ALL TIME then that person's identity gets revealed.
Mailed one in!
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;20526179]Mailed one in![/QUOTE] I think the whole point of a [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] confession thread is to you know...remain [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] as in not saying if you mailed one in because that would kind of ruin the [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] factor of it?
[QUOTE=w 1 z;20526305]I think the whole point of a [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] confession thread is to you know...remain [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] as in not saying if you mailed one in because that would kind of ruin the [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] factor of it?[/QUOTE] We don't know which one is his though.
He didn't say which one he mailed in. [editline]03:56PM[/editline] Goddamnit Henry
[QUOTE=177cheese;20526321]He didn't say which one he mailed in. [editline]03:56PM[/editline] Goddamnit Henry[/QUOTE] :smug:
This will be good.
Resent one from a while ago which now has a new part.
I hope you all don't mind me praying to the Lord in this thread because it's really needed. [highlight] Lord, Please forgive us all for confessing our sins to one another. May we be taught that we need only confess our sins to You, our Lord and Savior, and no one else. Forgive us for our sins, wash us clean by the Blood of Jesus Christ. I raise Your name up High, above all other names. I pray that the demons are casted out in Your name and that they hide away in Hell. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.[/highlight]
[QUOTE=w 1 z;20526305]I think the whole point of a [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] confession thread is to you know...remain [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] as in not saying if you mailed one in because that would kind of ruin the [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] factor of it?[/QUOTE] we dont know which one is his though
[QUOTE=Trogdon;20526517]we dont know which one is his though[/QUOTE] yeah, I guess that's true I was looking at it from a literal sense I guess.
V1 and V5 are the same thread! :psyduck:
Well this is good, I have wanted to see this thread again, though the blog one failed utterly
Awesome, I sent my confession Probably too short though [editline]04:25AM[/editline] Oh wait its hate against a member of FP, all hope is gone
If you feel you can trust this guy with your confessions then go ahead, but personally I wouldn't bother seeing as I have no idea who he is
Needs more incest and dog rape.
I don't know, this guy seems legit to me
[QUOTE=Hezzy;20526790]If you feel you can trust this guy with your confessions then go ahead, but personally I wouldn't bother seeing as I have no idea who he is[/QUOTE] thats why i sent in a test confession hehe
First batch you sick fucks! [quote]When I was about 4-5 me and my brother would have baths together like every normal set of boys should at this age (Fuck no, when I look back at it now) and the thing that controlled the drain had a little metal lever on it. One day, me and my brother were playing around and he pushed me when I was facing him into the pole thing and it went straight up my ass. Instead of yelling and crying in pain, I actually laughed because I thought it felt funny and gave me a tingly sensation. So I told my brother about this and at first, he was skeptical but then he tried it and he said he felt the same thing so we both took turns doing it. Now my mom was aware of this and she thought it was funny (And disturbing as she told me when I was 15) she even took a few pictures of...us doing it and they are currently in our baby books. I'm 20 now and he's 21 and couple days ago he came out of the closet to our mom. long story short, I'm probably the reason why he is now gay all because I showed him that shoving a little metal pipe thing up your ass felt good at the goold ol innocent age of 5.[/quote] Your mom watched as you and your brother took turns masturbating your assholes with the same dildo? Jesus Christ, what kind of fucked up family do you have? [quote]I'm in DEEEEEP shit. I may have accidentally got my younger sister pregnant. We didn't even have sex. A while ago, somehow, I decided it was funny to Jizz in my sister's empty shampoo bottle. She's cool and wouldn't mind a prank like that, we are best friends and pull sick pranks on eachother all the time. Anyways, I would shower before her in the morning, and Jizz in the bottle, then giggle as she goes in the shower after me. To my surprise she didn't find out about a week, and the bottle just collected more and more of my sperm, until one day I realized she probably didn't use that bottle anymore, so I threw it away. A few months later, my sister found out she's pregnant. She's only 15, and my dad was PISSED. He almost beat the crap out of her boyfriend, who cried and swore he used condoms the handful of times they had sex. The thing is, my family is incredibly pro-life, so everyone decided she should have the baby. I didn't think too much of it at the time. I've dating my sister's best friend, and last week, after a few drinks, she told me my sister likes to masturbate with the shampoo bottle in the shower. I laughed about it at the time and didn't process the information. The next morning, I saw the exact same brand of shampoo in the shower, the bottle was longer and narrower than most shampoo bottles... At that point a cold shiver went through my body and the scariest thought dawned on me: Could it be possible that my sister is pregnant with my child? The baby is due in a month. Should I tell ANYONE? Should I ask her to get a DNA test? What if it's really mine? sMy dad would kill me. Should I just keep quiet and always this on the back of my mind? Would the child be horribly deformed when it's born, and everyone would find out anyway? I'm so fucked[/quote] The fact that you thought your sister wouldn't care if you blew your load all over her hair is more disturbing than her pregnancy. [quote]I have a Rape Fetish. Not like Ryi-Gu's Elf Rape. More of Role play Rape. The Role play is about a German Soilder in WWII that is raiding a Russian Farm. on the Farm he sees a beautiful Russian Woman. So he knocks her out, ties her up to the best posts gently, and fucks her brains out. It was something I had in my imagination one day, but I cant get it out of my head. I feel bad for thinking about Rape like this. You know what happened to that one idiot that made a thread about him raping a chick? Well im glad I could participate in this. [/quote] I felt like I had to post this one just solely based on the classiness of the fetish. I'm curious as to whether anybody else in the world beats it to WWII rape fantasies. [quote]i once shoved a needle down my urethra when i was 12, and i had to go to the emergency room. now im physically unable to ejaculate. explaining this to my girlfriend was the most difficult moment of my life when she offered to go down on me a few months ago. she broke up with me a week later. i am 100% serious. :([/quote] I feel obliged to refrain from a witty remark here, just because I actually feel bad for this guy. Probably because of the frowny face.
Ah yes, there we go!
Jesus christ. I never knew people on this forum were so fucked up... I'm betting CaptainSnake's the one who got his sister preggo.
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