• Found a fucked up ant thing in my kitchen, it makes noises, god help us all
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So I was in my kitchen a few minutes ago and I look down and see this bigass red and black ant thing crawling around. I put a container over it and it HISSED at me, swear to god. It's sitting in a closed tupperware container on my desk now and I'm fucking scared of it. It's staring at me and when I listen closely I hear it making a weird high pitched 'kctkctkct' sound. :ohdear: This is the second weird bug encounter I've had in the past 24 hours. Last night while I was fapping a goddamn white and black (what the fuck) wasp landed on my arm and WOULD NOT go away. Pictures: [img_thumb]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/1372/imag0048q.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/6788/imag0049q.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8621/imag0050f.jpg[/img_thumb] Video! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIwgbSnmXiQ[/media] I'm not 100% sure but I think this MAY be a Mutillidae, which is actually a flightless wasp. They're nicknamed "Cow Killers" because they are supposed to have a dibilitatingly painful sting/bite. That's only making me scared of it more. What do you think, FP?
Convert it to communism.
Kill it before it kills you in your sleep.
It's going to rape you.
That's a cow ant. They are actually a species of wasp, just without wings. These things buzz (hiss) when agitated.
I thought so too, but can whatever it is read English? It'd be silly to give it Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto if it can't read [editline]03:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=m0nkey98;24571635]That's a cow ant...[/QUOTE] I thought so. They're supposed to have one hell of a sting or whatever. Who wants to test it? [editline]03:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=m0nkey98;24571635] They are actually a species of bee, just without wings.[/QUOTE] Wasps, you mean? S'what Wikipedia says :v:
[url]http://insects.tamu.edu/fieldguide/cimg344.html[/url] Cow Killer Ant apparently. Never seen one before.. looks kinda cool.
Release it in a Parents/Siblings room. Post results.
Yeah. I got the courage to open the container (it can't climb the walls) and get a closer look at it's abdomen. It's actually kind of pretty. It's covered in really fine reddish orange fur or hair or whatever and it's smooth and glossy. Still though I can see this fucking thing's stinger. [editline]03:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rexen;24571677]Release it in a Parents/Siblings room. Post results.[/QUOTE] Oooh... I should put it in my parent's bed.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24571696]Yeah. I got the courage to open the container (it can't climb the walls) and get a closer look at it's abdomen. It's actually kind of pretty. It's covered in really fine reddish orange fur or hair or whatever and it's smooth and glossy. Still though I can see this fucking thing's stinger. [editline]03:42PM[/editline] Oooh... I should put it in my parent's bed.[/QUOTE] put it on your dick
Hahahaha no
Use it's stinger as a way of drug
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT It's the only way to be sure
Milk it.
Oh man that's horrid I say you should either release it outside, or if your feeling especially sadistic, encase it in jelly for later viewing and / or a tasty snack
So many wonderful suggestions. So far we have: [list][*]Convert it to Communism [*]Kill it [*]Put it in Parent's room [*]Put it on my dick [*]Let it sting me in hopes of drug-like effects [*]Nuke it from orbit [*]Milk it[/list] I should put it on my dog :v: [editline]03:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=one free man;24571788]Oh man that's horrid I say you should either release it outside, or if your feeling especially sadistic, encase it in jelly for later viewing and / or a tasty snack[/QUOTE] I found one of these before, but it was a LOT smaller and all red (no black). I froze it in a block of ice then put it through the garbage disposal :v:
Convert it to communism, wakka will be proud!
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24571803]I found one of these before, but it was a LOT smaller and all red (no black). I froze it in a block of ice then put it through the garbage disposal :v:[/QUOTE] jesus christ
its kind of cute :3:
Put in on a leesh, and have it as a dog
Let it sting you in hopes for fusing both your DNAs together so you can become Cow Ant Man.
Dear god! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnguQZjRBVA&feature=related[/media] (Not my video) 1- The fucking thing is LOUD 2- Jesus the stinger is huge! It must have the rest of it inside the abdomen!
Put it in nuclear waste and make it a super ant. Then make it communist.
[img]http://www.alexanderhaberbush.com/Hammer%20and%20sickle.jpg[/img] Print this out and put it in the jar.
We call them screech ants here in the Southern US. Cool critters, but the pack quite a sting.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24571934]Put it in nuclear waste and make it a super ant.[/QUOTE] It's already big enough I think
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24571931]Dear god! [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=JnguQZjRBVA[/URL] (Not my video) 1- The fucking thing is LOUD 2- Jesus the stinger is huge! It must have the rest of it inside the abdomen![/QUOTE] The vid says it's a female. Put your dick in it.
that thing is sexy
Put it in gel
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24572033]The vid says it's a female. Put your dick in it.[/QUOTE] But she's too small :frown: The males of this species have wings. At first I was like "Oh jesus christ flying cow killers" but luckily they don't have stingers. [editline]03:59PM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqet0Sr38Z4[/media] This girl knows her shit. Cute, Country, AND Smart?
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