Halal sex shop to sell ‘Islam-approved’ sex toys in Mecca
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[QUOTE]A halal sex shop selling ‘Islamically-approved’ sex toys and other adult products is to be opened in the Saudi city of Mecca.
Arabic news portal Alyaoum24 reports that Abdelaziz Aouragh, whose Dutch halal sex shop El Asira is famous for its sensual oils, will open the branch in Mecca in partnership with German adult entertainment giant Beate Uhse.
The Saudi store will sell items that ‘increase feelings of sensuality and improve atmosphere’, according to Mr. Aouragh, and ‘will improve the sexual relationship between husband and wife.[/QUOTE]
Read more: [URL="http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/22/halal-sex-shop-to-sell-islam-approved-sex-toys-in-mecca-5161699/"]Source[/URL]
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I'm afraid to see what they approve.
"What a sexy Burqa, really brings out your eyes"
"72 pack of condoms"
etc
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Sunni tested Shi'ite approved![/QUOTE]
Put that over an anal plug and then it will really be relevant.
Full-latex bodysuits. Kinky or Halal?
Know how they make porn versions of well known movies?
Here's a new way to watch ISIS propaganda
"Penis suicide bomber"
Now Muhammad can really have fun with his daughter!
[QUOTE=Shaohs;47577412]Now Muhammad can really have fun with his daughter![/QUOTE]
And her 72 virgin daughters
Baby steps.
[QUOTE=demoguy08;47577456]Baby steps.[/QUOTE]
EW YOU SICK FUCK
:quagmire:
Do-it-yourself female circumcision kits?
-snip for a derp post-
What if someone wants their wives halal on the streets but haram in the sheets?
I didn't think Islam said much of [I]anything[/I] about sex toys. Once you're married, I'm pretty sure anything goes.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;47577932]I didn't think Islam said much of [I]anything[/I] about sex toys. Once you're married, I'm pretty sure anything goes.[/QUOTE]
The Lost Tablets of BDSM
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Hehehe, "HARAM!" is what my Arabic teacher yells at people when they use too much English in class. :eng101:
My Muslim family approved this.
[I]New "Islamic-approved" sex toys are being recalled today after a series of explosions in several bedrooms across Mecca.
Sadly, not the explosions they were expecting.[/I]
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;47577932]I didn't think Islam said much of [I]anything[/I] about sex toys. Once you're married, I'm pretty sure anything goes.[/QUOTE]
Ya like wife beating and practical imprisonment, but that's also common in a lot of religions where women need to be controlled from being themselves
I find it funny though that vibrators are forboden, like where do you justify a very modern invention in an ancient text like that
[url=http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/18/cross-dressing-priest-who-dealt-high-grade-crystal-meth-and-owned-a-sex-shop-asks-for-leniency-5108704/]From the article[/url]:
[QUOTE]MORE: ‘Cross-dressing’ priest who ‘dealt high-grade crystal meth and owned a sex shop’ asks for leniency[/QUOTE]
...what
[QUOTE=Sableye;47579169]I find it funny though that vibrators are forboden, like where do you justify a very modern invention in an ancient text like that[/QUOTE]
Aren't there ancient dildos though? which could have been appropriated as vibrators
Do they sell flesh lights shaped like small boy bums?
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No brother, these devices are blessed by the Ayatollah himself, blessings and peace be upon him
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