I got attacked by Geese (with video) - General

[b]Apparently it is a Swan and not a Goose according to Jallen[/b] Today I was at the local pond after school, I was taking pictures of the wildlife with my new phones camera (:smug:). While I was taking a picture of a few ducks I noticed two Geese steaming towards me from the other side of the pond, I thought they were just swimming towards the bank I was on as it's the easiest to get off of. However as soon as they stepped onto the bank one of them started charging towards me hissing. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2010-09-07_16-51-15_7161.jpg[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2010-09-07_16-51-25_373.jpg[/img] Here is a MSpaint drawing to get a better understanding of the situation: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Gooseattack.png[/img] When it caught up for me I braced my leg for some Geese chomping. To my surprise, it tickled, so much that I could not stop from laughing uncontrollably. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAK6u9kIwU[/media] Boy that Goose could gnaw my leg like an Olympic leg gnawing champion. Afterwards he seemed to be cool with me taking photos of him, as if he were posing for us :v:

Geese are pretty awesome. Way cooler than swans.

This, is funny to me.

Silly goose, you are supposed to bite the penis.

fucking hilarious video, I laughed especially hard when he bit the other goose

[QUOTE=Pandemix;24668004]Geese are pretty awesome. Way cooler than swans.[/QUOTE] I've heard swans have a nasty bite.

They didn't seem too bothered about it.

Man, you're short.

[QUOTE=Alixandah;24668188]Man, you're short.[/QUOTE] I'm 5' 10" at 14/15, how is that short?

The other geese was all "Wassup bro?"

[QUOTE=Zackin5;24668253]The other geese was all "Wassup bro?"[/QUOTE] Until the asshole one was like "fuck off, I'm handling this"

1:40 Do you want to fuck me? :geno:

[QUOTE=B-hazard;24668203]I'm 5' 10" at 14/15, how is that short?[/QUOTE] Are geese protected there? Because if not, you should have punched the fuck out of that goose.

[QUOTE=JohnStamosFan;24668286]Are geese protected there? Because if not, you should have punched the fuck out of that goose.[/QUOTE] But he was just trying to tickle him :frown:

[QUOTE=JohnStamosFan;24668286]Are geese protected there? Because if not, you should have punched the fuck out of that goose.[/QUOTE] What the hell is wrong with you.

Click to englarge: [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2010-09-07_16-40-28_745.jpg[/img_thumb] Here's a panorama of the pond I took before I got attacked, they attacked me under those two willow trees in the background.

It's cute. :3:

The first picture reminded me of how Mirelurks come out of the water to charge at you in Fallout 3. Yeah I just compared a goose to a [I]man eating crab monster[/I].

That's a swan you plonker. You can tell by the head shape. It's grey because it's still young.

[QUOTE=Ailerssi;24668382]It's cute. :3:[/QUOTE] Stab the goose, rip its organs out for giblets cook it and eat it.

Haha i couldn't stop laughing at the video. :v:

[QUOTE=Jallen;24668464]That's a swan you plonker. You can tell by the head shape. It's grey because it's still young.[/QUOTE] You sure? If it is I can't change the title now but I can put some text in bold at the top saying that it's actually a Swan :v:

[QUOTE=B-hazard;24668498]You sure? If it is I can't change the title now but I can put some text in bold at the top saying that it's actually a Swan :v:[/QUOTE] I'm sure. Look at the dark shape between the eye and the beak, plus the general beak and head shape. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Cygnus_olor_2_%28Marek_Szczepanek%29.jpg[/img]

This is a goose: [img]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5918/lolcat4c075e7998a9d5d05.jpg[/img]

Wish it was a swan, the video would have been more fun then, swan's are vicious sometimes.

[QUOTE=Jallen;24668551]I'm sure. Look at the dark shape between the eye and the beak, plus the general beak and head shape. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Cygnus_olor_2_%28Marek_Szczepanek%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Yeah I see, it must definitely be a swan then.

[QUOTE=Tosadalis;24668558]Wish it was a swan, the video would have been more fun then, swan's are vicious sometimes.[/QUOTE] It was a swan.

they are some badass birds!

[QUOTE=mr.killa;24668487]Stab the goose, rip its organs out for giblets cook it and eat it.[/QUOTE] are you freethinker's alt

[QUOTE=B-hazard;24667993][b]Apparently it is a Swan and not a Geese according to Jallen[/b][/QUOTE] FYI, A goose, some geese. :eng101: