Alright, before you read the rest of this post, I want to get 3 things straight.
1. You will probably not give 2 shits about it.
2. You will probably state that I am a faggot.
3. I can't make this shit up.
O.K, I'm just laying down in my bed watching some fucking discovery channel, and I hear my dog barking. I'm thinking,"Alright, better take out my dog so it doesn't piss all over its damn room." I'm too late. I walk into my dog's room and there is literally a puddle that nearly engulfs 1/3 of the floor. At this point, I feel bad for 2 reasons; I'm going to have to clean this shit up, aaaand the poor dog probably felt bad for pissing on the floor. Mind you, my dog is only around a year old, but it has been trained to go outside. I figure, "well it might still want to go outside to take a shit". I open the door to let the dog outside (I don't have a fence) and try to attach its collar to this wire thing we use to keep our dog in our back yard. While I'm attaching the collar my new neighbors are walking out to their car. I'm not caring about this at this point, I'm just trying to keep my dog in place. My dog hears the neighbors and goes batshit insane in an instant. The dog pretty much tries to rip off my arm with her teeth, snaps at my face, and breaks free of my "manly" grip. (I'm only 15 and quite weak.) The dog starts running for the new neighbors wanting to play or murder them. I'm still not sure which. The dog runs up to the kid of the family: A 13 year old boy, and starts jumping around him. He, like most any person would do, starts playing with the dog. I try to joke with the kid, and said, " Watch out, she bites!" The kid didn't pick up on the joke, slapped my dog, and the dog went crazy- er. My dog starts clawing at the kid (not breaking skin at all) and then abruptly stops to go scratching the car in various places. (I'm still not sure if there are any places where the paint chipped off) I'm freaking out at this point. I try grabbing my dogs collar, and dragging her back to the back yard (to no avail) and the dog breaks free of my grip and jumps into my new neighbors' car. I am confused at this point because of everything that has just happened, and am trying to make sense of what I should do at this point. While I'm doing this I hear the kid's mother screaming, "AAAAHHHH IT'S ON MY DRESS FOR THE WEDDING!!!!!!" I feel like shit instantly. I knew the damned dog still had piss in its urine soaked paw-fur and was prancing all over this woman's dress, which no doubt cost quite a bit. The kid is trying to help me out at this point and screams, "Open the door!" I come out of my state of shock long enough to open the door, and grab my damned dog. I picked up my dog and carried it back to my back yard and finally got it on the damned wire. When I went back to apologize to the neighbors they had already left. I can't blame them either.
tl;dr : My dog is fucking retarded, and I'm a shitty owner.
P.S : I was home alone and sorry for the wall.
fml.
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I don't give a shit.
Your a faggot.
You made this up.
:downs:
joking.
That sucks tho.
Good luck with your dog, tho.
Your dog is an asshole.
[QUOTE=Pegleg;22508224]Your dog is an asshole.[/QUOTE]
Fukken agreed.
All dogs are assholes.
Well maybe you should have trained your dog to actually obey
I took a dog to the river once and held his lease the whole time. He kept jumping in the water pulling me after him. When we were waiting/getting off the boat he always peed on the people's house and cars. He took a shit on their front porch.
I'm surprised that after 4 months of membership you haven't realized that this kind of thread doesn't generally go over very well
[QUOTE=Pegleg;22508224]You are an asshole and the kid is a dumbass.[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[quote]2. You will probably state that I am a faggot.[/quote]
Why the lack of gaybows?
[QUOTE=EdoI;22508330]Why the lack of gaybows?[/QUOTE]
Was posted only 15 minutes ago, wait for it
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What did i say? :buddy:
Pics of the dog?
Facepunch, not Blogpunch.
[QUOTE=slinkman;22508643]Pics of the dog?[/QUOTE]
average black lab.... maybe some pit in it. White chest, on a black lab.
Get it neutered
[QUOTE=ben bellis;22508925]Get it neutered[/QUOTE]
already fixed.
Wow, you're a terrible owner, poor dog.
Well, "watch out, she bites" is not a good joke, it's just a really stupid thing to say.
Next time make sure you chain her before you open the door, though; we do the same with our dog, otherwise he'll go apeshit just like yours.
haha your in deep shit
tl;dr, shitty story
you raise ur dog as good as your mom raised you
This isn't really a FML moment.
Eat your dog.
Get a kitten.
OP is copy/paste.
Get you a cat, Hell ya.
[IMG]http://xemanhdep.com/gallery/cute_kitten/cute_kitten18.jpg[/IMG]
=3 its a cute kitteh
[QUOTE=FLIPPY;22511989]Get you a cat, Hell ya.
[IMG]http://xemanhdep.com/gallery/cute_kitten/cute_kitten18.jpg[/IMG]
=3 its a cute kitteh[/QUOTE]
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Shit is about to go down!
All this wouldn't have happened if the idiot kid didn't slap your dog.
Wow are you really that much of a pussy you can't hold a one year old dog by its collar? Was it a great dane or some shit? It's not because you're fifteen, it's because you suck.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;22511913]OP is copy/paste.[/QUOTE]
Its really not =/
btw I also have a cat :3 I love that damn cat. The reason I didn't pull too hard on the dog at first is cuz I didn't want to hurt it.
I must agree with kasmoke, if can't handle a dog properly, don't get one
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