And kids, this is why you don't aim for the face. - General

Have you ever told a kid that? I know I have. Last night, I went to my nephews' house. One of them is 9, and the other maybe 6 or 7. I'm just sitting there happily playing GTA:IV, and the little one [b]walks up to me and shoots me point blank in the motherfucking eye with a damn nerf gun. [/b] From MAYBE a foot away. It scraped off a [i]chunk[/i] of my eye. It must've hurt for 40(+) minutes. And now, until it heals, I see two of every light source, and I have to use all of my energy possible to keep it open. The end kids. [b]Edit:[/b] Oh yeah, the bullet had velcro on the tip... [b]Edit:[/b] Bad spelling what?

haha a nerf gun

owned

I would've punched the little brat in the face.

ouch man that sucks.

You must be incredibly fragile to be injured like that from a nerf gun. Rate me dumb all you want, but there is no excuse for actually being hurt by this: [img]http://philomyth.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nerf-maverick.jpg[/img]

:bravo: So tell us all again why you just let him do that?

Scraped off a chunk of your eye? wow

[QUOTE=Harlen;16035480]I would've punched the little brat in the face.[/QUOTE] He probably wouldn't have been able to see them.

Don't use cotton balls on your face kids, I just broke my nose with one.

The bible recommends eye for an eye in such a situation.

[QUOTE=Arkanj3l;16035511]He probably wouldn't have been able to see them.[/QUOTE] That. I couldn't open my eyes for a half hour. And you guys think it wouldn't hurt all that much? Haha yeah me too that's what I thought.

[QUOTE=bugfix;16035521]The bible recommends eye for an eye in such a situation.[/QUOTE] i agree, lay down the law of Hammurabi

So did you do anything to him

I don't think most people in this thread realise that he was hit in the eye. Sure, getting hit anywhere else wouldnt hurt, but the eye is incredibly fragile and very easy to damage.

[QUOTE=Harlen;16035480]I would've punched the little brat in the face.[/QUOTE] Screw punching them, I would have picked him/her up and throw them across the room.

No I didn't do anything to him, what the hell was I supposed to do...

Way to be a pain in the face

[QUOTE=ReznorT;16035550]HHHHHHHEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTt[/QUOTE] Expected/10

"Motha fucka" *PHLOP* Also Reznor sucks.

[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;16035549]No I didn't do anything to him, what the hell was I supposed to do...[/QUOTE] Did you cry?

Should've kicked his ass. Also, PlasticNoob, let me shoot you in the eye with a nerf gun, and then tell me it doesn't hurt. Hell, it can even make you blind if it hits on the right spot.

Did you know the kid?

Yes I knew the kid. [i]nephew[/i]

You should go to the doctor.

[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16035497]You must be incredibly fragile to be injured like that from a nerf gun. Rate me dumb all you want, but there is no excuse for actually being hurt by this: [img]http://philomyth.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nerf-maverick.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Fuck a revolver with a slide that shit's too gangsta for me

Shoot the little fucker in the eye. See how he likes it. [B]Any eye for an eye![/B]

Kids shouldnt be allowed anything that can fire a projectile. They think it is a toy and is harmless but it can easily cause damage like here, good luck with getting 100% of your sight back.

[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16035497]You must be incredibly fragile to be injured like that from a nerf gun. Rate me dumb all you want, but there is no excuse for actually being hurt by this: [img]http://philomyth.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nerf-maverick.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You obviously don't realise how powerful nerf guns are, especially at point blank range IN THE EYE.

[QUOTE=ThePunisher1;16035833]Kids shouldnt be allowed anything that can fire a projectile. They think it is a toy and is harmless but it can easily cause damage like here, good luck with getting 100% of your sight back.[/QUOTE] Foam darts are lethal weapons.