Like A Virgin...? Nun Lied About Rape To Cover Up Consensual Sex Romp - Polidicks

[url=http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-nun-lied-about-rape,0,4793416.story]Source[/url] [release][quote][img]http://www.bettie-b.de/news/nonne3.jpg[/img] [del]Not[/del] Mary Turcotte[/quote] EAST FLATBUSH, N.Y. (WPIX) — A Brooklyn nun who claimed she was the victim of a brutal rape is now recanting her story, telling police she made the whole thing up to cover up a consensual sexual encounter with a bodega worker. According to police, the nun -- identified as 26-year-old Mary Turcotte -- told authorities she was attacked by a towering black man on the night of Jan. 22 as she made her way to the Apostles of Infinite Love convent on Glenwood Ave. in East Flatbush. It turns out that the incident never happened and Turcotte was attempting to deter attention away from a real sex romp that reportedly happened inside the Brooklyn convent, sources told the New York Daily News. "Nothing happened, none of it," a woman who answered the door at the convent told the News Tuesday. "It was all proven to be false. It wasn't her fault. She is going to move out and we are going to get her some help." It was a far cry from what Turcotte told police nearly a week earlier. Turcotte claimed the alleged attacker ambushed her before choking her to unconsciousness. The man then reportedly dragged her eight blocks. Authorities immediately grew suspicious of her story considering Turcotte was donning a habit at the time of the apparent attack and found it difficult to believe that it didn't catch the eyes of passersby, the News reported. The nun told detectives she woke up in a snowbank with her breasts exposed and underwear pulled down to her ankles. The attack was reported to police on Thursday. Authorities immediately put out an alert searching for a black man between 40-50 years old, approximately 6' 4" and 250 pounds, as described by Turcotte. The search was called off after the nun came clean about her dirty, little lie. It wasn't immediately clear if the nun will face criminal charges.[/release] Oh you naughty, naughty sister... how should I punish you, hmm? :q:

I have no comment.

Dem tits.

Religions people are usually the most sexually deviant anyways.

I'd take the apples out of that tree any day. She can be on my ark any day. Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

[B]"she was attacked by a towering black man"[/B] Thats probably what gave it away. Too cliche, sister.

[QUOTE=newbs;27816780]Religions people are usually the most sexually deviant anyways.[/QUOTE] Good, because I go to a mainly catholic school! Too bad I'm not gonna get any. :(

I would have thought that a Nun, adhering to general Christian principles, would not want to lie, especially when it could get other people falsely imprisoned.

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;27816653]I have no comment.[/QUOTE] That was a comment, which makes your comment false.

[QUOTE=TrouserDemon;27816929]I would have thought that a Nun, adhering to general Christian principles, would not want to lie, especially when it could get other people falsely imprisoned.[/QUOTE] She's clearly possessed--possessed by the sausage

That's an obsession I'm willing to get on top of.

Is that really her in the picture? :pervert:

[QUOTE=TrouserDemon;27816929]I would have thought that a Nun, adhering to general Christian principles, would not want to lie, especially when it could get other people falsely imprisoned.[/QUOTE] Nuns are human too, she probably panicked.

I wish Mary Turcotte was the nun as seen in the picture.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;27817081]I wish Mary Turcotte was the nun as seen in the picture.[/QUOTE] Don't we all? :v: [editline]2nd February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Maximo13;27817039]Is that really her in the picture? :pervert:[/QUOTE] You wish!

[QUOTE=spekter;27816884][B]"she was attacked by a towering black man"[/B] Thats probably what gave it away. Too cliche, sister.[/QUOTE] Oh, i bet she was attacked by a [i]towering [b]black[/b][/i] man. :smug:

The best reaction to a sin seems to be another sin.

I wonder if after she said it was a large black man who raped her, the cops asked "So...did he bang the bejesus out of you?".

Big breasted nuns are really hot.

The "nun" in that picture reminds me a little of my sister's friend's mother. Which is a bit odd.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;27817039]Is that really her in the picture? :pervert:[/QUOTE] No, I remember seeing the album of her (picture in the OP) a while back. It was a pretty good fap.

[QUOTE=spekter;27816884][B]"she was attacked by a towering black man"[/B] Thats probably what gave it away. Too cliche, sister.[/QUOTE] Yeah but I'm sure that's actually what she wanted... a big, massive black penis furiously rammed up her ass. Her subconscious gave her away; she craves charred sausage :v: Besides, you know what they say, "once you go black..."

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;27824200] "once you go black..."[/QUOTE] You press charges for rape. :v:

[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;27824278]You press charges for rape. :v:[/QUOTE] Damn right, dog :snoop:

Absolutely disgusting. This woman should be imprisoned. Falsely accusing someone of something as horrible as rape is beyond low. And just so she could get off scot-free, too?

[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;27823758]The "nun" in that picture reminds me a little of my sister's friend's mother. Which is a bit odd.[/QUOTE] She also looks more Jewish.

If that pic was actually her and i was there i'd just say "Rape away Sister! no! i fact allow me!"

I think lying about rape is a good way to go to Hell.

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;27825686]I want the lady in the picture...[/QUOTE] Google provides: [url]http://dymedepot-vanilla.blogspot.com/2009/07/015-hail-mary-nun-bettie-b.html[/url] (Image host, not so much)

Is it just me or does it look like her boobs are bigger than her head?